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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 17, 2020 9:56:01 GMT
I am indeed. But then Blueshift is very far away.
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 22, 2020 21:57:48 GMT
Shockprowl = 29,876 Pinwig = 24,891
Will the Wig reach 25k before the Shock reaches 30k?
The race is on!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 22, 2020 22:14:38 GMT
Wig before Shock.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 23, 2020 19:45:29 GMT
Pffftttt
Pffftttt!
That's all I dignify that comment with, a blow of indignant air from my wine-stained lips...
BRING IT ON, Pinfeatures...
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 23, 2020 21:27:38 GMT
Yeah, like I stand any hope!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 23, 2020 22:29:04 GMT
I break wind in your general direction.
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 23, 2020 22:39:55 GMT
With each and every post...
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Post by browny87 on Jan 23, 2020 23:29:14 GMT
duel to the death!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 24, 2020 13:36:04 GMT
SOMEONE PUT THE AMOK TIME MUSIC ON!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 24, 2020 13:37:10 GMT
All rise for the National Anthem
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 31, 2020 21:10:58 GMT
BRING IT ON, Pinfeatures... I...
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 31, 2020 21:11:14 GMT
BEAT
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 31, 2020 21:11:33 GMT
SHOCKPROWL!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 31, 2020 21:13:51 GMT
Pfffttt. I mock your Shockprowl beating abilities.
Anyway, where the flip is my klaxon, Guff-monkey?
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 31, 2020 21:14:30 GMT
You don't get one yet. You're 29 posts away.
User3's next in line and I've been waiting all week for him to sort himself out.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 31, 2020 21:17:00 GMT
What's the Klaxon Threshold?
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 31, 2020 22:14:41 GMT
It has to be a sliding scale based on posting frequency at the time. See, User3 is 23 posts away, which might take a couple of weeks, but for Phil that'd be more like a couple of minutes.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 31, 2020 22:42:03 GMT
Infallibly logical old boy.
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 1, 2020 18:08:21 GMT
Post League Klaxon! Shockprowl is 14 posts to 30k! Awooga! Awooga!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2020 18:12:23 GMT
Post League Klaxon! Shockprowl is 14 posts to 30k! Awooga! Awooga! YEAH!!!Oh I love a klaxon.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2020 18:24:37 GMT
What should I say...?
For my 30K post...?
NOMINATE!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 1, 2020 20:01:08 GMT
Five years and two months ago, when I first featured on one of Phil's posting tables, Shockers was 9265 posts ahead of me. Now the gap is just less than 5000.
Pinwig is playing the looooooong game.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2020 21:15:51 GMT
Too long for you, fluff-monkey.
I mock your long game playing skills!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2020 21:17:22 GMT
ANYWAY!
Stop distracting me....
Closing in on a seven zero niner.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2020 21:18:11 GMT
Where's the damn beacon?
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2020 21:19:37 GMT
Oh, I see it.
(and THAT Mother Hubbers, is what they call a 'SHOCKPROWL'! Or, maybe not...)
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 1, 2020 21:24:10 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 1, 2020 22:36:07 GMT
Almost there... Almost there...
They've tried to distract me with their evil dirty talk of mint-poluted choc/alcohol DISEASED DEATH MURDER.
But NO! My 30K post must be pure and and and MEANINGFUL...
I WILL NOT POST...
Untill *YOU* Decide what my MEANINGFUL 30k post should be....
Edit: this may have been a mistake...
Edit2: please don't say I have to post 'Delta Force' as my 30K post!
Edit3: HEY! HEY! Please give another option other than 'The Delta Force'! The only offering so far! PLEASE!!!
Edit4: help me
Edit5: HELP ME!!!
Edit6: I'm trapped in this post until you give me something else to say other than bastard 'Delta Force'!!!
Edit7: I'M GOING TO BE TRAPPED IN THIS POST FOREVER!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Edit8: HELP ME, YOU BASTARDS!!!
Edit 9: Look, I except now that this idea may have been foolish! But please don't make me say 'Delta Force' for my 30k post! Please!
Edit10: Don't leave me trapped in this post FOREVER!!! It's making me giddy!!!
Edit11:mmmeeeehhhhhh uuuuurrrrrhgggghhhhhh nnnnaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh
Edit12: Noooo! Fuck off, Doc', you absolute BASTARD! DON'T MAKE ME SAY DRLTA FORCE!?!!
Edit13: *bangs on the walls of the post* help! help!
Edit14: Nnnnngggggghhhhhhhhhhh
Edit15: help meeeee.... I faaadddeee....
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 1, 2020 23:04:16 GMT
Well this is an interesting opportunity.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 2, 2020 10:02:40 GMT
The Delta Force!
-Ralph
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