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Post by The Doctor on Aug 14, 2013 9:18:26 GMT
Well you like Big Things so it's right up your street.
-Ralph
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Post by Dezzeh on Aug 14, 2013 9:19:22 GMT
Either way, I'm still going to get one once there is a TRU sale..
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 14, 2013 9:28:25 GMT
I haven't bought a Transformer in over 2 years. My focus has been on cutting the collection down to a far more manageable size. Hence how I can justify a Metroplex!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 14, 2013 10:50:30 GMT
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Post by blueshift on Aug 14, 2013 13:47:27 GMT
I haven't bought a Transformer in over 2 years. My focus has been on cutting the collection down to a far more manageable size. Hence how I can justify a Metroplex! -Ralph In this thread: Ralph attempts to convince himself that a Transformer the size of a small child is 'a manageable size' |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 14, 2013 13:52:34 GMT
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Post by Bogatan on Aug 14, 2013 14:03:54 GMT
I dont remember any negative comments from anyone checking out Metroplex, most just wanted awesome pictures like  and  and  and  and  and  |
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Post by dyrl on Aug 14, 2013 14:53:52 GMT
Looks good, maybe one day I'll get him. But I've wanted Zambot 3 ever since watching him take on Killer Butcher years ago… Dangaurd Ace is just an extra bonus - a supremely posseable one at that :-)
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 14, 2013 16:46:54 GMT
Those are brilliant pictures Andy!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 15, 2013 10:07:49 GMT
I haven't bought a Transformer in over 2 years. My focus has been on cutting the collection down to a far more manageable size. Hence how I can justify a Metroplex! -Ralph In this thread: Ralph attempts to convince himself that a Transformer the size of a small child is 'a manageable size' Ha ha, yes. Well it is manageable due to the amount of Transformers that have went out the door! Though a few more may have to be sacrificed to fit my new child (Metroplex) in somewhere! -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 15, 2013 10:12:42 GMT
Can't they go in Metroplex?
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 15, 2013 10:13:56 GMT
Probably. I managed to fit my whole fist inside the chest compartment!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 15, 2013 11:15:01 GMT
Ha ha ha!
You either have small hands, or that's one freakin' enormous Transformer!
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Post by kayevcee on Aug 15, 2013 14:40:34 GMT
I have never closely examined Ralph's hands but as far as I'm aware they're about average for a 6ft tall adult male human.
Looks like "freakin' enormous Transformer" is the only conclusion.
-Nick
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 15, 2013 16:25:33 GMT
Indeed.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 15, 2013 16:27:22 GMT
AAAARRRGH!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2013 10:35:14 GMT
People. We must help a chum. One of our number, He Who Is Andu, is due to be paid in the next few days. He requires funds for Real Life things yet experiences strong and overwhelming urges to buy a Metroplex instead. We must show solidarity. We must help him resist. The Red Haze must not get him at this time!
JOIN THE FIGHT.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2013 10:47:32 GMT
Let's have some Metroplex facts then: - Metroplex isnt' just the size of a small child, it IS a small child that Hasbro have encased in plastic to save on plastic costs.
- Instead of batteries, each Metroplex is powered by an ex-soviet leaky miniature nuclear reactor
- Metroplex has three voice clips: "I AM METROPLEX," "METROPLEX ATTACK" and the third is the entire 14 episodes of Trial of a Time Lord which plays continuously.
- Metroplex has hotplates installed in the base of his feet, so he will slowly melt through whatever surface you put him on.
- Metroplex was the uncredited co-writer on All Hail Megatron
- Metroplex is insanely jealous of other toys, and late at night will crush them in his huge articulated fists.
- Do you know who else owns a Metroplex? That's right - HITLER!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 17, 2013 11:13:55 GMT
I can trust Andy to do the sensible thing without the obvious being pointed out to him. He is... wise.
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2013 11:41:19 GMT
- Stephen Moffat will burn his secret copy of Fury from the Deep if Andy buys Metroplex
- The government has decided that Metroplex counts as another occupant for tax purposes
- If you leave Metroplex in a hot car, you could get arrested
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Post by Hero on Aug 17, 2013 12:32:22 GMT
- Metroplex chose the G2 Aerialbots colours
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2013 12:40:01 GMT
No, these are supposed to be BAD facts, not GOOD facts!!
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Post by Hero on Aug 17, 2013 12:51:17 GMT
Exploding GPS heads can't be good though.  |
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2013 13:00:02 GMT
It's only Slingshot! He doesn't count!  |
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Post by Hero on Aug 17, 2013 13:11:13 GMT
Can settle on that common ground. It's a piece of Superion missing. Co-writer of AHM is a heinous crime to end all crimes  |
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Post by duffism1981 on Aug 17, 2013 13:42:28 GMT
Suzie may get jealous and fear she is being replaced.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 17, 2013 18:55:43 GMT
Suzie may prefer Metroplex to Andy and force him to leave!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2013 19:12:07 GMT
Keeping piling it on, chums!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 17, 2013 20:13:55 GMT
Metroplex is so large he may collapsed under his own gravity and form a Black Hole, destroying your home (despite the cheap plastic).
Metroplex doesn't like Scotland. In fact it's his 2nd least favorite place to visit (after Polyhex).
He also hates Bluestreak, and has no patience for his complex mental problems.
He chews chewing tobacco, and has a nasty spitting habit.
He'll say he likes you, then use passive-aggressive emotional blackmail on you to get his own way.
He's indifferent to the challenges a man faces in life, both day to day, and on a long term basis.
He has no sense of musical timing, and will constantly sing the next lyrics of a song a second too soon.
He co-designed the characters of Skids and Mudflap in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
He co-wrote Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
He is Micheal Bay in a robot body.
He draws like Pat Lee.
He'll call an Ambulance for clear non-emergencies, taking up the time of over-stretched emergency resources that could be sent to life-threatening incidents.
And he hates which ever football team it is that you support.
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2013 20:39:38 GMT
Metroplex's is a major shareholder in The Daily Mail
That mystery orange laser that kills Prime from offscreen in TFTM? Yeah, that was Metroplex
Metroplex is really racist against Rock Lords, and complains all the time about gobots coming over here and taking our jobs.
Metroplex is a creepy stalker and keeps sending girls pictures of his Slammer
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