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Post by legios on Jan 13, 2016 22:18:08 GMT
Six hours revision today has put much mathematics in my head
An early rise tomorrow and away, so shortly I'll away to bed!
Karl
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 13, 2016 22:30:28 GMT
Half of rhyming week I've missed!
Curse my patients, ill or pissed!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 13, 2016 22:35:59 GMT
There was a young man from Venus
Who had an incredibly large penis
He looked down at his lot
Was grateful for what he'd got
And reached for his red-thighed Ultra Magnus
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 13, 2016 22:59:28 GMT
Genius penius.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 14, 2016 8:16:40 GMT
Shockprowl has an ambulance,
Inside he will Venga-dance!
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Jan 14, 2016 8:37:55 GMT
There was a fella called Andu,
Who hung with a very strange crew,
Running Stardub with Ralph,
They'd run off their mouth,
About strange TV and comics too.
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Post by chrisl on Jan 14, 2016 9:06:45 GMT
Phil just needs a gentle prod. Our wise and generous forum mod Really loves to rhyme his words Especially when picking up [insert word of choice rhyming with words] Of Rhyming Week do not be scared, Your equilibrium's not impaired. It adds to a dark month a little fun. Here Ian Holm shows how it's done: That's my favourite poem of all. But the week is young... er... unlike Timothy Spall. Martin Speaking of gates take a look at this, I don't know if he's serious or taking the.... |
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Post by Dave on Jan 14, 2016 19:45:19 GMT
Oh beep I've almost missed rhyming week.
EDIT: I didn't get it
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Post by Dave on Jan 14, 2016 19:54:22 GMT
How will I do with attempt two?
I've been staring at the screen for too long, all my attempts at rhyme are going wrong.
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Post by Stomski on Jan 15, 2016 13:16:06 GMT
I'll be glad when this is over,
It's getting quite ridiculous,
The effort I put into rhymes,
Because I'm so meticulous.
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Post by browny87 on Jan 15, 2016 13:18:17 GMT
I find its a bit of a ball ache
I hope to come round and wake
Thank god its nearly the weekend
My brain can once again mend
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 15, 2016 20:44:07 GMT
I cannot stop thinking in rhyme,
To stop would be a crime.
I am not an elephant,
To think straight I can't!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 16, 2016 9:21:52 GMT
Rhyming week brings much fun While in Edinburgh I have news. For gone had the sun Last night as I enjoyed the views While bended upon one knee At the entrance to the castle The question to Joy from me To ask her was no hassle Would she she become my fiancee? To which her answer was positive (She is not Beyonce) I had a ring to give if affirmative. We are both very happy Let's see if she makes tea snappy..  |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 16, 2016 9:58:29 GMT
Congratulations!
Does she know about the clones?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 16, 2016 10:33:54 GMT
And the spiders?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 16, 2016 10:34:10 GMT
And the cloned spiders?
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Post by blueshift on Jan 16, 2016 10:39:03 GMT
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Post by Dave on Jan 16, 2016 11:48:49 GMT
That would be insane, he means Ben and Kaine.
Oh and to Joy/fortmax2002 - congratulations to you.
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Post by browny87 on Jan 16, 2016 12:49:36 GMT
gz fort mate that's great news!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 16, 2016 13:31:53 GMT
Pleased for you Doctor M I am!
You clearly are a very brave man...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 16, 2016 22:11:42 GMT
Suddenly...
Life had new meaning... to me...
There's beauty up above,
Things we never take notice of...
You wake up, and suddenly...
You're in love...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 16, 2016 22:21:21 GMT
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had... ohh ohhh...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 16, 2016 22:28:17 GMT
Once there was a time, when I believed without hesitation.
That the power of love and truth, could conquer all, in the name of salvation!
Tell me what kind if weapon is love, when it comes to the fight?
And how much protection is truth against all Satan's might?!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 16, 2016 22:32:04 GMT
Planet Earth is blue...
And there's nothing I can do...
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 17, 2016 0:45:46 GMT
Goodr e i t my frie fsss;
I do bor hààSave tje bwendds!
-RPb
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Post by blueshift on Jan 17, 2016 1:06:33 GMT
Goodr e i t my frie fsss; I do bor hààSave tje bwendds! -RPb Ralph is drunk, on booze he's stewing, Is it time for a Battle of the Rock Lords viewing? |
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 17, 2016 1:08:56 GMT
No I say, and no again. Sober must he suffer that pain.  |
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Post by Stomski on Jan 17, 2016 6:13:44 GMT
Goodr e i t my frie fsss; I do bor hààSave tje bwendds! -RPb Good night my friends, I do not have the bends? |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 17, 2016 7:25:10 GMT
One more day of this torture and then we're free in week three!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 17, 2016 7:46:54 GMT
then we're free in week three! Praise be to Primus! Phil is now one of us! And thumbs up to Ralph Bunk For rhyming whilst he's drunk. Martin |
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