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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 15:49:33 GMT
Don't worry, Big Phil, me and my coup army will assist you!
PINWIG!!! JOIN ME!!! JOIN ME AND WE WILL RUN PLANET ZERO TOGETHER!!! WE'LL BE LIKE THOSE COWBOYS IN THAT FILM!!!!!
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Post by Benn on Sept 25, 2016 16:35:50 GMT
This escalated.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 25, 2016 16:36:58 GMT
err.. err...
I CAN'T STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND!
<runs away>
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2016 17:16:20 GMT
YOU ARE ALL DIRE WRAITHS! YOUR EVIL SPACE MAGIC SHALL CORRUPT THIS WORLD NO MORE! FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF ROMALPH!
*fires*
-ROMALPH
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 17:31:39 GMT
Doc' has clearly either gone completely mad, or has been taken over by this rbotic 'Rom' entity.
Either way I must act.
AND TAKE OVER PLANET ZERO WITH MY AMBULANCE ARMY.
PLANET ZERO MUST BE SAVED!
Join me Pinwig! Do The Right Thing! Act for the Good of Planet Zero!
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Post by Benn on Sept 25, 2016 18:22:47 GMT
I thought it'd be an army of Prowls, somehow.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 25, 2016 18:34:46 GMT
Pinwig stands dazed and confused by the bizarre ranting of his beloved leader. In the half light of the Planet Zero dusk, the Doctor's spittle covered face is illuminated by the dying rays of the red sun and his wide staring eyes gleam as they fall upon his loyal lieutenant.
"DIRE WRAITH!" he screams, clenching one hand into a tight fist and pulling a weapon from his belt with the other. "I AM ROMALPH AND YOUR EVIL SPACE MAGIC SHALL CORRUPT THIS WORLD NO MORE!"
"But I am your servant!" Pinwig stutters, tears welling in his eyes as he drops to his knees, palms bared, not understanding the betrayal unfolding before him. Too late he realises that in this crazed state the Doctor doesn't recognise him, and the blast that hits him in the chest sends him crashing into the rough hewn rock wall behind him.
For a moment the room is soundless except for Pinwig's laboured breathing. Then there is a different noise.
Almost unconscious, Pinwig looks up as a figure in the doorway casts a shadow across the Romalph's face. He looks down again and sees blood pouring from his chest as his eyesight blurrs and dims.
"FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF -AAAAARGGG!" The Romalph screams as his hand explodes in a burst of light, his deadly weapon clattering to the floor as the mysterious new arrival dashes into the room.
"I think not, Romalph," the deep tones of Pinwig's saviour announce. "Your tyrannical rule of Planet Zero ends tonight. Fear not, brave Pinwig, my ambulance army stand ready to patch you up and then together we will rid this world of the evil scourge that is the Romalph."
Pinwig feels the warmth of his liberator's hand on his shoulder as he drifts into darkness.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 18:51:44 GMT
*Orders Ambulance Army to resurrect Pinwing*
"Work fast, work true, my Beauties. Dear, noble Pinwig, you will breath Planet Zero air again..."
*quietly whispers so none can hear*
"Then my revenge over The Doctor will be complete... making me watch that shit... First I'll take his follower... THEN I'LL TAKE HIS PLANET!!!"
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 25, 2016 18:55:34 GMT
<breathes with the assistance of life support>
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2016 19:05:19 GMT
*rises*
-ROMALPH
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 19:06:48 GMT
"TAKE HIM OUT, AMBULANCE ARMY!!!"
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 19:07:16 GMT
"AND I DON'T MEAN 'FOR DINNER'!"
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2016 19:10:33 GMT
Suddenly, the elite team of M.A.S.K. arrived, led by Matt Marshall Trakker with his helmet 'Blueshift', and rushed ROMALPH to safety!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 20:21:12 GMT
"DAMN YOU TRAKKER!!!!!
MILES, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SONOFABITCH?! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?!?!"
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2016 20:22:14 GMT
Suddenly a booming voice rang out in an infinite white void:
'MILES IS MILES AWAY!!!'
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 20:31:11 GMT
.....Void.....?
THE VOID?!?!?!?!!!!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 25, 2016 20:46:15 GMT
<in the void, Pinwig's consciousness begins to stir>
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2016 22:44:11 GMT
He wont collapse my mind, I can hold it together. If I can survive bastard CWA, I can survive Him and his M.A.S.K. allies.
*Deploys Mega-Ambulances*
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 2, 2016 21:15:04 GMT
*revives*
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 3, 2016 17:08:32 GMT
PINWIG!!! HAVE YOU CHOSEN A SIDE YET?!?!?!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 3, 2016 17:59:17 GMT
Hey, I got shot in the chest by a lunatic dictator last week and rescued by a knight in shining ambulance. That says it all baby.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 3, 2016 18:16:53 GMT
*chin wobbles*
I've always felt there was... a Special Connection between us....
LET'S DO THIS!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 3, 2016 18:18:09 GMT
Yeah! Let's DO this!
...
Do what exactly?
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 3, 2016 18:18:54 GMT
WHAT THE COW BOYS DID IN THAT FILM!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 3, 2016 18:21:56 GMT
In public? really? Can we have, like, a curtain or something?
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 3, 2016 18:24:12 GMT
I'm talking about the cowboys in Blazing Saddles!!!
Honestly, you're such a Slut sometimes!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 3, 2016 19:57:08 GMT
Oh right, yes. Of course.
This involves eating beans doesn't it?
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 3, 2016 20:14:00 GMT
'Bet yer ass it does!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 3, 2016 20:16:15 GMT
And farting.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 3, 2016 20:17:59 GMT
If you like.
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