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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 5, 2017 20:58:47 GMT
I have unlocked this poll, voted 'innocent' and locked the poll again. (I had not voted until now.) My vote remaining as it is depends upon Phil's respect for the rules of Rhyming Week... Martin I'm a man of my word Though I feel like a... mean guy. Although it seems absurd, The vote is now a tie. But I've left the poll open So for Phil there still is hope(n). Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 5, 2017 21:07:37 GMT
Phil is now certainly doomed,
In his evil cave he has fumed!
For him comes the hammer of justice,
Goodness for him makes a fuss - yus!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 5, 2017 21:25:55 GMT
The constant locking and unlocking
Of this poll is simply shocking.
To make it fair we can't avoid
To call the whole thing null and void.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 5, 2017 21:36:01 GMT
'Tis a mockery of justice, I'll agree
But an unbiased one, in the final degree.
Anyone is free to change his vote to yay or nay
Perhaps the one who voted sausages would like to have a say?
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2017 7:48:18 GMT
Time for Phil's doom,
Choom choom choom!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 6, 2017 8:03:24 GMT
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 6, 2017 8:24:30 GMT
In rhymes Phil does not speak
So I can no longer be meek!
My vote was changed was more
For non-rhyming is a bore!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 6, 2017 12:52:11 GMT
I don't see not rhyming on the original charge sheet
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 6, 2017 15:04:57 GMT
It is sad
Phil so bad.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2017 16:10:43 GMT
Get with the programme, Big Phil!
Not rhyming it may make you ill!
For we all agree
It's time that you see
Your chance of resistence is nill
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 6, 2017 16:49:53 GMT
Get with the programme, Big Phil! Not rhyming it may make you ill! The bloody rhyming makes me ill! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2017 17:07:33 GMT
Get with the programme, Big Phil! Not rhyming it may make you ill! The bloody rhyming makes me ill! WONT YOU RHYME?! THERE IS STILL TIME!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2017 17:34:24 GMT
The result is going the right way,
Though Phil may feel some dismay.
Of his own making this has been,
I fear he may vent his spleen!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2017 17:45:39 GMT
What a waste!
Phil risks his case!
Still refusing to post in rhyme
How foolish he be!
Why can he not see?
There will never be a better time...
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 6, 2017 18:00:50 GMT
I fear he may vent his spleen! I pray that he does it privately outside. Vented spleen on the carpet I cannot abide. Martin |
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Post by Benn on Jul 7, 2017 17:47:27 GMT
And in a twist Phil rhymes again
At least one of the charges lain
has been disproven; it is false
This trial turns like a waltz...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 7, 2017 21:01:29 GMT
My vote to Phil I cannot recant
For already I have voted innocent
But his rhyme
Just in time
Has save him from punish...ment
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 22:14:22 GMT
Never!
Forever!
Phil!
Nil!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 7, 2017 22:23:21 GMT
That rhyme is poor
With pallid odour
Do better, Docktor
Or risk being a bore
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 22:26:10 GMT
It is late at night,
My power is less than white.
I had an enormous burger meal,
Give my wit time to heal.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 7, 2017 22:37:05 GMT
Forgive me Doc'
I should not mock
Your tireless service to rhyme
You prod and probe
You jest and goad
Your wit, as always, sublime
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 22:39:49 GMT
Time for a rap battle,
To sort the sheep from the cattle.
Should Phil arise to this challenge of the mind,
Perhaps his sentence shall be made more kind?
Who do you stand for Mr Shockprowl?
For goodness or for foul?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 7, 2017 22:56:42 GMT
Walking threw the forest, I heard the storm
As I raced away I knew my fate was born
As they flew over me I started to cry!
As their light blinded me I knew I would die
Then a new strength came over me!
The future of the world, it was up to me!!!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 8, 2017 17:16:01 GMT
I hope that voter Blot
A duplicate voter is not.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 8, 2017 21:04:22 GMT
The votes on Phil are again neck and neck!
The sausage voter must choose, what the heck?!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 4, 2017 20:51:05 GMT
A twist?!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 4, 2017 21:28:53 GMT
Someone else has...voted!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 4, 2017 21:39:56 GMT
And Phil is Innocent!!!
Looks like you don't get Your Man this time, Docktor....
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 4, 2017 21:41:11 GMT
This had to happen so Phil could be free to be Chief Prosecutor in the second Trial of M.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 8, 2017 22:05:54 GMT
But in an unexpected twist, Phil has been caught conspiring with Pinwig to True Friend a fine fellow on the Hub.
THE TRIAL BEGINS...AGAIN!
-Ralph
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