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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 10, 2017 12:10:26 GMT
Earlier today, upon learning that a chum was visiting The Death Fortress this coming weekend, Ralph put in a bid for cake.
There are a number of factors determining this outcome, including if said chum is willing to be a cake courier and if he's seeing Burns sometime soon. However there is a major question that needs answering:
Does he deserve cake at this moment in time?
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 10, 2017 12:11:35 GMT
Yes.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 10, 2017 12:33:03 GMT
It is neck and neck!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jul 10, 2017 13:04:45 GMT
No.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 10, 2017 13:34:23 GMT
The citizens of Planet Zero will rally to my cause.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 10, 2017 15:10:50 GMT
Public opinion seems to be turning against you.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 10, 2017 17:02:45 GMT
I need cake to live.
-Ralph
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Post by Jim on Jul 10, 2017 17:09:31 GMT
Let him eat cake
-Jim
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 10, 2017 17:20:51 GMT
He ate the cake of others.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 10, 2017 17:25:02 GMT
No, but I shall abstain from voting because I agree with Hamlet:
LORD POLONIUS My lord, I will use them according to their desert.
HAMLET God's bodykins, man, much better: use every man after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping? Use them after your own honour and dignity: the less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty. Take them in.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 10, 2017 17:53:55 GMT
I shall allow this.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 10, 2017 20:37:37 GMT
No man should be denied cake...
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 10, 2017 20:49:15 GMT
I now have a need for cake.
Good job tomorrow after work we're having a tea party.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 10, 2017 20:50:59 GMT
Are you going to the party?
Going to Pinwig's School Tea Party?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 10, 2017 20:51:48 GMT
No man should be denied cake... Ralph should for several past offences of cake hoarding, concealment and theft
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 10, 2017 20:53:47 GMT
No man should be denied cake... Ralph should for several past offences of cake hoarding, concealment and theft All is fair In war and cake
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 10, 2017 21:03:11 GMT
I am going. As there is cake involved, children are not permitted. It is, quite rightly, staff only.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 10, 2017 21:04:54 GMT
No man should be denied cake... Ralph should for several past offences of cake hoarding, concealment and theft I think you will find that it was ANDU who was the Cake Thief!!! -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 10, 2017 21:12:04 GMT
Andu has merely helped to balance the charge sheet by one cake. Many other offences are against your name
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 10, 2017 21:13:00 GMT
I have committed no offences!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 10, 2017 22:36:04 GMT
A lie.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 11, 2017 6:49:04 GMT
We need a point by point list of whatever cake-crimes Doc' has committed to determined if he is guilty of Cake Crime, or a victim of the very serious condition F.U.C.C. -Fleeting Uncontrollable Cake Confusion, the spontaneous but temporary state of mental confusion that can momentarily cause inappropriate cake eating.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 11, 2017 6:59:35 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 11, 2017 7:06:23 GMT
We need a point by point list of whatever cake-crimes Doc' has comitted to determind if he is guilty of Cake Crime, or a victim of the very serious condition F.U.C.C. -Fleeting Uncontrolable Cake Confussion, the sponteonus but temporary state of mental confussion that can momentarly cause inapropriate cake eating. In which case I call our first witness, Mr Andrew Turnbull
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 11, 2017 8:36:55 GMT
Excellent. We will get to the bottom of the matter of The Doctor's cake eating. Is it just a case of F.U.C.C. or is he, in fact, Evil.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 11, 2017 8:38:54 GMT
Evil.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 11, 2017 8:42:20 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 11, 2017 8:50:26 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 11, 2017 9:54:30 GMT
Very recently, ANDU stole cake from his chum then taunted him with pictures!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 11, 2017 10:03:02 GMT
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