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Post by Pinwig on Aug 7, 2018 17:01:34 GMT
He may need airlifting out of a cubicle. I will summon... ALPHA BRAVO!
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Post by Bogatan on Aug 7, 2018 17:17:55 GMT
We could see it coming a mile off, why couldn't Ralph? Sometime the stomach wants what the stomach wants. |
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Post by Bogatan on Aug 7, 2018 17:19:39 GMT
I have made many desperate lunges towards public loos today. I am currently trapped in a library and will not leave until I know I can walk home! I had planned on the Asdaland canned vindaloo tonight. -Ralph The important question is what time does the library close? |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 7, 2018 18:38:18 GMT
This is most worrying. Has Ralph made it home?
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 7, 2018 19:18:47 GMT
Yes.
I have checked.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 7, 2018 19:28:03 GMT
And what is the state of his bottom?
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 7, 2018 19:32:11 GMT
Tender I would imagine...
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 7, 2018 19:53:06 GMT
Treat it like a sprain, Doc'!
R.I.C.E. -Rest. Ice. Compression... Elevate...?
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Post by blueshift on Aug 7, 2018 19:58:03 GMT
Treat it like a sprain, Doc'!
R.I.C.E. -Rest. Ice. Compression... Elevate...  ELEVATE!! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 7, 2018 20:01:57 GMT
Treat it like a sprain, Doc'!
R.I.C.E. -Rest. Ice. Compression... Elevate... ELEVATE!! That's a Dalek reference, isn't it? |
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 7, 2018 20:02:29 GMT
PUT YOUR ASS IN A SLING, DOCKTOR!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 7, 2018 20:27:45 GMT
Holy hand grenades! Don't do it! Vindaloo! Good lord, you can get vindaloo in a can? Doesn't it melt through? Yes. Asdaland makes it. I was wise to decide to keep for another day for the Ruling In Power has not stopped all day! -Ralph |
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Post by blueshift on Aug 7, 2018 20:36:16 GMT
Holy hand grenades! Don't do it! Vindaloo! Good lord, you can get vindaloo in a can? Doesn't it melt through? Yes. Asdaland makes it. I was wise to decide to keep for another day for the Ruling In Power has not stopped all day! -Ralph I have a canned Asda vindaloo too, just give the word |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 7, 2018 20:40:02 GMT
I'm thinking...Thursday. Got to give the system time to reboot.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 7, 2018 20:43:20 GMT
Christ man! Think of your bowels!
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 7, 2018 20:43:30 GMT
My Godfathers.....
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 7, 2018 20:44:52 GMT
You should all buy Asda canned vindaloo and join in.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 7, 2018 20:46:20 GMT
I bet it's chicken isn't it.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 7, 2018 20:51:24 GMT
That is what the label says.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 7, 2018 22:28:22 GMT
I'm thinking you need to rest up the rest of this week at home and for goodness sake not eat any more curry this week period.
Go easy on yourself and your body.
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Post by Bogatan on Aug 7, 2018 22:36:27 GMT
Treat it like a sprain, Doc'!
R.I.C.E. -Rest. Ice. Compression... Elevate... ELEVATE!!  Elevate. I haven't tried Asdas canned vindaloo, because just no*. I have had Asda chilled "take away" vindaloo once, it was pretty tame. *I do enjoy a canned, but plastic, curry that you cook in the microwave, part of a range that also includes Spag Bol and Beef Chilli. All far tastier than they have any right to be. Ah yes, Princes Hunger Breaks. |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2018 8:41:30 GMT
Good grief.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 8, 2018 10:55:15 GMT
You should all buy Asda canned vindaloo and join in. -Ralph Fuck off. |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 8, 2018 10:58:06 GMT
I'm exempt. Fortunately.
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Post by blueshift on Aug 8, 2018 11:22:49 GMT
You should all buy Asda canned vindaloo and join in. -Ralph Is tonight the night? |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 8, 2018 12:09:27 GMT
That picture is just brilliant. It should be a t-shirt.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2018 12:12:05 GMT
You should all buy Asda canned vindaloo and join in. -Ralph Is tonight the night? No, today is not Thursday. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 8, 2018 12:14:10 GMT
Give the man's bottom time to heal!
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Post by Bogatan on Aug 8, 2018 12:17:26 GMT
No, today is not Thursday. -Ralph the most troubling aspect of .... all of this, is that Matt is so excitied about the canned asda vindaloo that he has lost track of the days. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 8, 2018 12:36:49 GMT
Ralph is on his best behaviour today. He is sitting in, resting up, eating only gentle things, drinking water, etc. Doctor's orders.
Right..?
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