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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 10, 2018 18:48:37 GMT
I admit it! The canned vindaloo has caved my guts in! Decided on a cinema day for safety but whenever I move to get food or go to another screen/part of the building this somehow triggers my arse to collapse. A bid for home failed when I had to turn back. I was trapped here for Mission: Impossible 6 in Screen 1 (Imax) and must remain for whatever starts next which I think is some kind of X-Men knock-off in screen 6. Fifth visit to the Cineworld loos. Each time is a trip of terror because folk here do not aim well at the thrones for some reason and tend to piss and shit all over the floor and walls. Fucking canned vindaloo. It tasted nice at the time. Fucking canned vindaloo. 56% battery left. -Ralph I TRIED TO WARN YOU! GOOD GRIEF MAN, LISTEN TO ME! |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2018 18:54:04 GMT
Nnngh. Soon as shit not-X-Men film finished and I started to move...my bum threw me at the loo!
In Trek movie numbering we are now at The Undiscovered Country.
I had pre-booked Statham v shark film just in case I would be stuck here for longer so I shall have to make a dash for screen 2.
42%.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2018 18:55:11 GMT
It is all one flavour!!! -Ralph It is when you mix it up like a child! Can't believe I'm going to have to teach you how to near food when you visit. I never ate curries until early teens! -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 10, 2018 18:57:09 GMT
Then what's your excuse?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 10, 2018 18:57:44 GMT
Nnngh. Soon as shit not-X-Men film finished and I started to move...my bum threw me at the loo! In Trek movie numbering we are now at The Undiscovered Country. I had pre-booked Statham v shark film just in case I would be stuck here for longer so I shall have to make a dash for screen 2. 42%. -Ralph Get. Home. Don't. Eat. *anything*. |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2018 18:59:25 GMT
Home is too far away! I'll shit myself on the way! Movement causes shitting! I need to stay in the cinema.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 10, 2018 19:00:53 GMT
When does the cinema close?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 10, 2018 19:01:46 GMT
This is why you absolutely must rest up at home in future.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 10, 2018 19:47:24 GMT
This is worse than the library situation.
No wait, it's exactly the same as the library situation. But with fewer books.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 10, 2018 19:55:51 GMT
I google image searched for a picture of a Thali and now I am hungry
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2018 20:00:27 GMT
!*!&!*!*!
I just moved to amble towards screen 2 when the terror began again! Made it just in time.
I am passing through the seventh veil.
30%.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 10, 2018 21:15:54 GMT
Oh no, Doc'!
That was... that was- over an hour ago!
What news?!?!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 10, 2018 21:25:18 GMT
Maybe he's feeling better now, is enjoying the Statham shark film, and has switched his phone off.
Or maybe his battery has run out.
Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 10, 2018 22:39:23 GMT
I can't cope with the suspense.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2018 22:48:34 GMT
Maybe he's feeling better now, is enjoying the Statham shark film, and has switched his phone off. Or maybe his battery has run out. Martin All four. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2018 22:49:33 GMT
Right. I have learned my lesson. The canned curry experiment is OVER. They taste fab but they kill my insides (I can manage regular curry fine). The remaining cans go to the local food parcel drop-off.
NEVER AGAIN.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 10, 2018 22:53:15 GMT
Plot twist!
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 11, 2018 7:09:51 GMT
This should be a TV drama!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 11, 2018 7:55:48 GMT
I'm not sure I could cope with seven episodes in a row of the cineworld toilet.
Mrs M is not sure Ralph can cope with curry in general let alone from a can.
Also it might not just be the canned effect but that you had them every day for over a week?
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Post by blueshift on Aug 11, 2018 8:48:51 GMT
I'm not sure I could cope with seven episodes in a row of the cineworld toilet. Mrs M is not sure Ralph can cope with curry in general let alone from a can. Also it might not just be the canned effect but that you had them every day for over a week? I ate it too and am perfectly fine Maybe it is because Ralph mashed it up |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 11, 2018 8:54:02 GMT
That and his guts are unwell and he needs to look after them better.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2018 9:33:29 GMT
I have curry via other delivery systems all the time but the Hub never hears about it as they cause no issues.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Aug 11, 2018 9:41:23 GMT
Do you think all canned curry is awful now or only when you eat it
Or could it be vindaloos?
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2018 9:50:49 GMT
I ate canned curry for a week with no issues.
Then I had two in a day and exploded. Ate other stuff for two days then a canned curry. Exploded.
I should have listened to M! You have led me astray!!!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Aug 11, 2018 12:37:15 GMT
I ate canned curry for a week with no issues. Then I had two in a day and exploded. Ate other stuff for two days then a canned curry. Exploded. I should have listened to M! You have led me astray!!! -Ralph If you think that canned curry is deadly and will cause great bottom pain, why are you donating it to a food bank? have you become a Tory?? Admit it Ralph, even deep down you know the canned curry is innocent!!!! |
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Post by blueshift on Aug 11, 2018 12:38:18 GMT
Also I bet I could eat two in one day and be absolutely fine!!!
Choose what two, Ralph! I'll take the challenge (ASDA ones)
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2018 13:37:03 GMT
I refuse to throw food away. At least at a food bank someone can use them.
FOR THE BLUESHIFT CURRY CHALLENGE HE MUST HAVE ASDALAND TIKKA AND THE PRINCES HOT CHICKEN CURRY IN THE SAME DAY.
WITH PATAK'S SPICY POPPADOMS AND UNCLE BEEN MICROWAVE POT RICE.
ALL OF THESE CAN BE FOUND IN ASDALAND
I, BRIAN BLESSED, COMMAND YOU!!!
-BRIAN BLESSED
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 11, 2018 14:33:52 GMT
Don't forget the chocolate accessories.
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Post by blueshift on Aug 13, 2018 15:41:17 GMT
I refuse to throw food away. At least at a food bank someone can use them. FOR THE BLUESHIFT CURRY CHALLENGE HE MUST HAVE ASDALAND TIKKA AND THE PRINCES HOT CHICKEN CURRY IN THE SAME DAY. WITH PATAK'S SPICY POPPADOMS AND UNCLE BEEN MICROWAVE POT RICE. ALL OF THESE CAN BE FOUND IN ASDALAND I, BRIAN BLESSED, COMMAND YOU!!! -BRIAN BLESSED I have no fear  Actually this has shown me what Ralph's problem is. The curry is fine. The rice is GRIM. Ralph, no matter you're feeling ill if that's the rice you're eating!!!!! Eat proper rice!!!!!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 13, 2018 15:57:28 GMT
But YOU SAID microwave pot rice is the best kind!!!
-Ralph
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