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Post by The Doctor on Jan 23, 2019 9:06:26 GMT
The only true phone is one attached to a wall! A wall!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 23, 2019 16:46:11 GMT
The only true phone is one attached to a wall! A wall! That's what I've been saying for the last 20 years. And a machine that takes photographs is called a camera. Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 23, 2019 20:56:22 GMT
You are Paul Merton and I claim my five pounds!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 1, 2019 11:33:15 GMT
*Finally* figured out how to get the time display bigger on the home screen!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 1, 2019 22:36:22 GMT
You are winning the battle!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 1, 2019 23:16:56 GMT
Well done.
Now get WhatsApp back on the phone.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 2, 2019 0:12:19 GMT
I don't want my phone pinging all the time.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 2, 2019 0:55:31 GMT
I don't want my phone pinging all the time. -Ralph You can change notification preferences...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 2, 2019 22:43:16 GMT
I offered to help him with this. He declined.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 2, 2019 23:20:04 GMT
I need to figure out all the sounds first!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 4, 2019 15:10:36 GMT
How goes the battle between man and gadget Have you gained the upper hand Or admitted defeat and acknowledged you are past it?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2019 15:17:54 GMT
I know how to operate all tech, I can defeat any mech! Is it time for ET to phone home? Shall we throw him a bone?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 4, 2019 20:06:55 GMT
The master of all tech eh? Yet PDFsmake you go buh!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 11, 2019 21:32:50 GMT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN BAD CAKE! THE FUCKING ANDROID THING HAS UPDATED AND EVERYTHING HAS FUCKING CHANGED! IT HAS DRIVEN ME DERANGED!!! I WAS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT! NOW MY KNOWLEDGE HAS GONE TO SPOUT!!!
DAMN YOU, BILL GATES! I CURSE YOUR FATES! I FUCKING HATE UPDATES! WE ARE NO LONGER MATES!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 11, 2019 21:36:19 GMT
I'm sorry, Doc'. I feel your pain. Others may mock, But I feel the same.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 11, 2019 21:43:34 GMT
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. WHAT MUCK!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 11, 2019 22:44:26 GMT
Bill Gates doesn't have anything to do Android phones.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 11, 2019 22:46:08 GMT
THAT'S exactly what he wants you to think....
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 12, 2019 9:10:14 GMT
I still blame him! It is my whim.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 12, 2019 22:42:37 GMT
Just downloading that self same update the now...
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 22, 2019 19:03:36 GMT
FOR
FUCK
SAKES!!!!!
Why must it keep updating all the fecking time? I start to get the hang of things and then it changes!!! Again!!!
Bastard.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 22, 2019 20:05:34 GMT
1) turn off automatic updates
2) what is updating?
3) what is changing?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 22, 2019 20:24:12 GMT
nnnnnnnnnnnbggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 23, 2019 22:00:10 GMT
So what has happened now?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 23, 2019 22:21:58 GMT
I HATE the Note 9 or whatever number it is and I am stuck with the fucker for 2 and a half years. Damn it.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 24, 2019 18:59:46 GMT
It's fine.
I shall help when next we assemble.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 24, 2019 19:55:56 GMT
The 3 was much easier to use so I still use it when indoors off the wifi.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 22, 2019 13:09:18 GMT
My finger slipped, the screen went fuzzy and a banner shot up saying EDGE SCREEN.
WTF.
What is EDGE SCREEN??
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 22, 2019 13:23:32 GMT
OH DEAR GOD HE'S ACTIVATED THE EDGE SCREEN!!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 22, 2019 22:59:27 GMT
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