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The Trial Of Burns VIII Jun 30, 2019 21:30:51 GMT

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Oh Dear.

When he last visited, Burns was rewarded for his efforts in the loft with a packet of white chocolate twix.

Karl also had a packet, and we offered one to Nick but he turned it down. We believe Burns snaffled it

Burns was given a packet to convey to Andu, who could not join us.

Sadly it appears that not only has Burns failed to deliver, but he is also munching on White Chocolate Twix for Andu right now.

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The Trial Of Burns VIII Jun 30, 2019 21:37:32 GMT

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Post by liz on Jun 30, 2019 21:37:32 GMT

Hmmmmm, I hear there has been shenanigans with the white chocolate? I would like to point out the chocolate was from me and not Phil, and that Ralph was on his honour to pass it on. If it has 'gone astray' there may be a knock on effect for the future cake potential !

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,228	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jun 30, 2019 21:40:09 GMT via mobile Shockprowl likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Jun 30, 2019 21:40:09 GMT Now that's what I call a mic drop.
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Fortmax2020 Liege Genero Sciencologist Cybertron's Greatest Continuity Earl Posts: 17,455	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jun 30, 2019 22:19:27 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 30, 2019 22:19:27 GMT It is not the first time gifts of food have mysteriously failed to make it to Andu. Look as Ralph comes in and says Andu either did not want it or didn't 'remember' to take it.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,228	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jun 30, 2019 22:21:45 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Jun 30, 2019 22:21:45 GMT Ralph? Fibbing? With this and Martin's trailer revelations my world is in pieces.
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Philip Ayres Administrator The Mike Yates of TMUK Posts: 89,212 Member is Online	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jun 30, 2019 22:26:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 30, 2019 22:26:43 GMT I quote from my text msgs tonight It was not cake I deliver cake. It was not cake I was protecting Andu If Andu eats non-gluten free snacks he explodes and dies!
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Fortmax2020 Liege Genero Sciencologist Cybertron's Greatest Continuity Earl Posts: 17,455	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jun 30, 2019 22:27:00 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 30, 2019 22:27:00 GMT Are the missing white twix in Prime's trailer too?
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Jun 30, 2019 22:26:43 GMT Philip Ayres said:

I quote from my text msgs tonight

It was not cake

I deliver cake. It was not cake

I was protecting Andu

If Andu eats non-gluten free snacks he explodes and dies!

Burns may be on the mission, but Andu is the Mission Commander.

Last Edit: Jun 30, 2019 22:28:34 GMT by Fortmax2020

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,257	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jul 1, 2019 6:24:03 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Jul 1, 2019 6:24:03 GMT I saved Andu. I am no villain. -Ralph
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blueshift Liege Maximo Guilty as charged OFFICIAL SALAD WEEK WINNER Posts: 22,869	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jul 1, 2019 6:34:21 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blueshift on Jul 1, 2019 6:34:21 GMT I don't remember getting a white chocolate twix from Phil, maybe Phil needs to go on trial
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Grand Moff Muffin Administrator Walking backwards for Christmas Posts: 16,378	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jul 1, 2019 6:40:07 GMT Philip Ayres, Shockprowl, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 1, 2019 6:40:07 GMT That would mean putting Liz on trial. Good luck with that. Martin
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Fortmax2020 Liege Genero Sciencologist Cybertron's Greatest Continuity Earl Posts: 17,455	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jul 1, 2019 13:29:49 GMT via mobile Shockprowl likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 1, 2019 13:29:49 GMT Liz is the Law.

Philip Ayres Administrator The Mike Yates of TMUK Posts: 89,212 Member is Online	The Trial Of Burns VIII Jul 2, 2019 6:53:15 GMT Andy Turnbull likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 2, 2019 6:53:15 GMT She is in this house. Andy Turnbull bring the woolly hat next time you visit so we can get a picture of her wearing it. Anyway, returning to the matter of Burns' white chocolate thievery and guilt....
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Jul 2, 2019 13:31:25 GMT Philip Ayres said:

Was Andu sent chocolate to compensate for his inability to attend due to prior commitments?

Was it chocolate because SOMEONE said he wouldn't see Andu while the gluten free cake was still in date?

I'm the Cake Courier, not the Biscuit Bandit!

-Ralph

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