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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 6, 2020 6:06:58 GMT
Good morning, chums.
A bright new week comes.
Don't get depressed,
When you get dressed.
The first Monday of the year
Is a time for good cheer.
For Rhyming Week's here.
Hip, hip, hooreah!
Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 6, 2020 6:43:44 GMT
Good morning all,
Rhyming stand tall!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 6, 2020 10:13:12 GMT
I shall use my Rhyming Dictionary,
Its contents are no fictionary!
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Jan 6, 2020 14:30:44 GMT
I didn't realise we were here again,
It was when I saw some rhyming men,
Post on the forum with good verse,
And uncle Phil, did he get terse.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 6, 2020 17:11:47 GMT
January is cold and grey,
Silliness the only way
To bring a light and joyous ray
To an otherwise bleak Monday.
Martin
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 6, 2020 22:10:34 GMT
Last night sleep was no friend to me, but a horrible foe,
Kept awake until all hours with a suspected broken toe.
An errant step and a hardy stone booted,
has left me less than 100% sure footed.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 6, 2020 22:22:38 GMT
There was a young Hubber called Doc'
Who, in the dark, looked like Spock
He's incredibly tall
His duck knows it all
And we all live in his epoch
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 6, 2020 23:07:07 GMT
There once was a man called Andu
Who liked to draw The Pingu
For Penguins he found
We're surprisingly sound
Celebrated with drinks of green glueww
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 6, 2020 23:31:52 GMT
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
MARTIN ON THE HUB!
He always sees the rub...
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
FOR IN HIS WORDS OF GOLD
Realities unfold...
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
GIVES BIG PHIL THE FEAR!
He rhymes right in his ear
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
MATHEMATIC SKILL!
Weaves possitivic thrill
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
Martin on The Hub...
SAYS GOOD THINGS OF PROWL
He could fill Batman's cowl
Martin on The Hub...
Martin's rhyming storm...
Martin's rhyming storm...
CUTS THIS SEASON'S BORE!
That's what this week is for
Martin's rhyming storm...
Martin's rhyming storm....
Martin's rhyming storm....
Martin's rhyming storm....
Martin's rhyming storm....
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 7, 2020 6:16:36 GMT
Shocky McShockprowl a good friend of mine,
Inventor of words such as 'glueww' and 'embine',
Calls himself Debbie on weekends,
But the King of Prussia to his friends.
Martin
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Post by Stomski on Jan 7, 2020 8:52:18 GMT
There was a fellow called Martin,
who woke up quite early from fartin',
His first port of call,
was to make rhymes for all,
an endeavour he put his whole heart in.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 7, 2020 10:40:01 GMT
There was a young Hubber called Blue'
A good chap through and through
He spreads love about
Gives Hasbro a clout
For his figures are better it's true
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 7, 2020 11:04:57 GMT
There was a young Hubber, Urzu
Who had never been to the zoo
Outside he looked sad
But inside he was glad
For he feared stepping in lion poo
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Post by Stomski on Jan 7, 2020 11:36:01 GMT
I can think of a TV show for Shockprowl,
a talent show for fans who do know all,
of things like transformers,
and others that don't bore us,
as a judge we'd have Simon Cowell.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 7, 2020 18:21:36 GMT
There is a good Hubber from Texas
Finds toys that would otherwise vex us
Does he wear a cowboy hat?
Ride horse and all that?
I hope he's not eaten by The Nexus
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Post by Benn on Jan 7, 2020 20:43:29 GMT
A week of words that sound alike?
It’s harder than to ride a bike.
Excercises creativity in my mind
Just hope I can find the time
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 7, 2020 22:24:39 GMT
There was a young Hubber called Llama
Who followed the rules of good karma
He travels lots
Plays with his 'bots
And the ladies think he's quite the charmer!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 7, 2020 22:29:20 GMT
There was a young Hubber called M
He had a PhD in chem'
A mad scientist he is
Will the World be his?
Not a matter of if but whem
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 8, 2020 6:50:19 GMT
Excercises creativity in my mind That's the value in Rhyming Week, Not tormenting Phil to make him squeak. Martin |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 8, 2020 7:55:13 GMT
There was a young Hubber called M He had a PhD in chem' A mad scientist he is Will the World be his? Not a matter of if but whem A PhD in chemistry? You do not known my history! You may have insulted me I must now have some tea. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 8, 2020 7:56:26 GMT
Hub War! Hub War!
Phwoarrrrrrr!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 8, 2020 8:24:45 GMT
Nothing makes Ralph go PHWOAR! Like the prospect of a Hub War. A PhD in chemistry? You do not known my history! Yes, Shockprowl, it's no mystery - M's PhD is not in chemistry, but, as he says, in history! And he's a scientologist on the side With historian spiders along for the ride. Martin |
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Post by Stomski on Jan 8, 2020 8:34:57 GMT
Shockprowl has limericks that do suck
his verse is all in the muck
I may seem to scoff
but his form is quite off
please stick to the vowel count you schmuck
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 11:30:49 GMT
Yo! His name is Stomski-Beat!
Plays phat music from The Street!
But now he's in the Crazy Van!
Because he's a Starscream fan...
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Jan 8, 2020 14:28:18 GMT
I see you've abandoned your form,
And established a new kind of norm,
Is it because I was right,
That your rhymes were all shite,
Oh come now don't be so forlorn
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 17:11:26 GMT
You think my last rhyme is a tatter?
Just look at the subject matter...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2020 17:57:15 GMT
GALVAJIM is power incarnate
A universe he wants to dominate
GALVAJIM travels through time!
He has no interest in rhyme
But GALVAJIM didn't make us die
Swallowed by a swirling thing in the sky
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 8, 2020 18:12:21 GMT
EVEN IN THE PROVINCES THERE IS HUB WAR!
EEE BY GUM OOO-ARRRR!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jan 8, 2020 18:42:26 GMT
Where do these provinces lie?
Or is this more pie in the sky?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 8, 2020 19:11:05 GMT
It is pie in the sky this time
War and ooo-aaarrr in no way rhyme.
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