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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 13, 2022 21:29:13 GMT
The Doctor has confirmed without question that BIG PHIL HAS CAPTURED BLUESHIFT AND HAS IMPRISONED HIM IN HIS LOFT!!!
Now, whilst Blueshift will have a lot of toys to play with during his captivity, it's, you know, not really cool to imprison people. People in general, but particularly not fellow Hubbers!
We've... WE'VE GOT TO FREE BLUESHIFT, GUYS!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 13, 2022 22:15:48 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2022 9:56:07 GMT
Blueshift must be set free!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jul 14, 2022 10:38:46 GMT
And not content with this, as seen elsewhere, Phil has attempted to cut off Swindons water supply!
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Post by blueshift on Jul 14, 2022 11:20:46 GMT
The sausage prison concerns me
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Post by Benn on Jul 14, 2022 11:39:36 GMT
A prison for sausages??!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2022 11:51:43 GMT
The sausage prison concerns me Is that what Phil calls his loft??!!! -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2022 11:52:25 GMT
And not content with this, as seen elsewhere, Phil has attempted to cut off Swindons water supply! So can hold the town to ransom as the temperature climbs! -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2022 16:12:56 GMT
THERE'S NO END TO HIS VILLAINY!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2022 18:38:44 GMT
Phil is behind climate change!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2022 21:33:45 GMT
WE NEED TO RAID BIG PHIL!
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Post by Benn on Jul 15, 2022 9:32:14 GMT
This will take a team of people with some... specialised abilities.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 15, 2022 10:37:08 GMT
DELTA FORCE!
I knew all those Delta Force books you bastards sent me would come in useful!
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 15, 2022 21:04:31 GMT
I'd go with the A-Team to be honest.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 15, 2022 21:32:41 GMT
DELTA FORCE!I knew all those Delta Force books you bastards sent me would come in useful! Ah ah ah! -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 15, 2022 21:48:46 GMT
DELTA FORCE!I knew all those Delta Force books you bastards sent me would come in useful! Ah ah ah! -Ralph YOU KNEW! YOU KNEW!!!....one day, I, * we*, would need the special military operations knowledge those books have given me. Now. How are we going to rescue Blueshift from Big Phil's maniacal clutches? Full grid stealth sweep? Or infiltration and extraction? We don't know the capabilities of his Battle Chair; Lasers? Proton torpedoes? Electro-magnetic shield? |
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 15, 2022 21:52:13 GMT
If you read the books you might learn how.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 15, 2022 22:01:25 GMT
I WILL REREAD THEM THIS VERY NIGHT!
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 15, 2022 22:25:41 GMT
Promise?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 16, 2022 6:31:07 GMT
Actually... I fell asleep watching The Sky at Night... And now I've got a child's birthday party to get ready...
BUT DON'T WORRY, BLUESHIFT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU! LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 16, 2022 9:23:13 GMT
Actually... I fell asleep watching The Sky at Night... And now I've got a child's birthday party to get ready... BUT DON'T WORRY, BLUESHIFT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU! LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!Delta Force Daddy! -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 16, 2022 21:55:04 GMT
Actually... I fell asleep watching The Sky at Night... And now I've got a child's birthday party to get ready... BUT DON'T WORRY, BLUESHIFT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU! LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!Delta Force Daddy! -Ralph ....kill...me.... |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 17, 2022 7:33:41 GMT
The Doctor has confirmed without question that BIG PHIL HAS CAPTURED BLUESHIFT AND HAS IMPRISONED HIM IN HIS LOFT!!! Matt was on the call last night, As you would have seen if you'd turned up, LIVE from his workshop in Birmingham and sniffing plastic fumes like a good un! NOBODY would be silly enough to go in my loft in this weather! |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 17, 2022 8:53:44 GMT
His "workshop" was just a zoom background image as he died slowly in your loft!!!
-Ralph
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