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Post by KnightBeat on Jan 19, 2009 22:18:50 GMT
What did Simon Furman say to Uri Gellar?
It never BEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDSSSSSSS!!!!
(With apologies to G. I couldn't find his jokes thread).
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 19, 2009 22:35:29 GMT
That actually made me laugh. Karma!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 20, 2009 0:23:57 GMT
LOL!!!
Andy
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 20, 2009 8:37:37 GMT
Heheheh! That's a good one!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2009 18:54:50 GMT
A bloke went to his doctor and said 'I've got diarrhoea and it's hereditary.'
'Don't be silly' said the doctor 'diarrhoea isn't hereditary.'
'Yes it is' replied the man 'because it's in my jeans.'
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2009 15:11:05 GMT
This thread had dropped right down to the bottom of page 8 on the General Discussions board so I thought I would resurrect it with a joke I heard last night.
The average Icelandic mans penis size is eleven inches.
The average American mans penis size is nine inches
The average British mans penis size is eight inches
The average French mans penis size is six inches
Thats why mums go to Iceland.
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Post by andrewbcalculating on Jan 20, 2011 13:39:11 GMT
Apple have created a new device for pirates, it is called the iPatch.
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Post by Hero on Jan 20, 2011 13:47:47 GMT
My brother had broken his arm in two places. If I were him I'd stay out of those places.
Did you also hear about the short-sighted pimp who bought a warehouse?
===KEN
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 20, 2011 20:40:12 GMT
A Driver is taking a truck load of monkey's down the motorway to the zoo where they are to live. His truck breaks down. As he's waiting for recovery, a friendly trucker stops to ask him if he's ok. The Driver asks the Trucker if he'd take the monkeys to the zoo, if he gave him 50 pounds. The Trucker agrees, and off they go. A couple of hours later the Driver is still waiting for recovery. Suddenly the Trucker goes passed him with all the monkeys still on his truck. The Driver asks what's going on, the Trucker replies that he's taken them to the zoo, they've still got some money left, so he's going to buy them all a pizza.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 21, 2011 5:13:56 GMT
A Driver is taking a truck load of monkey's down the motorway to the zoo where they are to live. His truck breaks down. As he's waiting for recovery, a friendly trucker stops to ask him if he's ok. The Driver asks the Trucker if he'd take the monkeys to the zoo, if he gave him 50 pounds. The Trucker agrees, and off they go. A couple of hours later the Driver is still waiting for recovery. Suddenly the Trucker goes passed him with all the monkeys still on his truck. The Driver asks what's going on, the Trucker replies that he's taken them to the zoo, they've still got some money left, so he's going to buy them all a pizza. Groan. I'm going to exalt you _and_ smite you for that. Oh, OK, just exalt then... Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 21, 2011 13:24:57 GMT
YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!! (Mrs Shockers told me that one!)
Oh, by the way, if you receive an email saying you can catch swine flu from tins of ham, delete it. It's spam.
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