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Post by The Doctor on Jan 29, 2019 12:29:22 GMT
FFS.
I have been working from home, thankfully, but now I need to leave. Yet am trapped on the throne.
RULE THREE: DO NOT EAT THE ASDALAND REFORMED CHICKEN WITH STUFFING SLICES.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 29, 2019 13:21:43 GMT
Damn it Doc', if the chicken smelled and tasted funny, why did you eat it?! THINK OF YOUR BOTTOM!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 29, 2019 14:58:16 GMT
I didn't finish it!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 29, 2019 19:16:23 GMT
Ok... ok, good...
Butt I am beginning to feel you are not qualified to look after your own bottom...
(Heh heh, see what I did there? Butt butt butt!)
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 29, 2019 19:21:50 GMT
I think we should look on the bright side here; at least this time you're not trapped in the library toilet.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 29, 2019 21:14:53 GMT
Floor 5 toilet is where the Phantom Wall Shitter strikes!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 29, 2019 23:35:18 GMT
He is a scourge to further education!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 10, 2019 20:34:26 GMT
Just to say - no ill effects after last night chaps.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 10, 2019 20:41:54 GMT
Good job.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 10, 2019 20:44:47 GMT
There was considerable scorn on the FB messenger thread.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 10, 2019 20:47:22 GMT
I trust you.
And didn't recognise your co-conspirator.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 10, 2019 20:55:12 GMT
That would be Broon. One of my longest-suffering friends. Don't think you've been around when he's been out.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 10, 2019 22:32:08 GMT
I don't think I have. Glad he can keep you on the straight and narrow.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 16, 2019 1:47:12 GMT
Ugh. Much vomitting in the early hours. Betrayed by a sausage supper!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 16, 2019 5:20:18 GMT
Not good.
For my sins I have been awake since 2.30. Hurt my ankle running and its been keeping me up.
No painkillers in the house.
Andy
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Post by Bogatan on Feb 16, 2019 5:45:17 GMT
Up since 4. I blame the couple of kilograms of nachos I attempted to eat at dinner.
on the plus side ive just seen Ectotrons packaging.
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Post by blueshift on Feb 16, 2019 7:39:11 GMT
Ugh. Much vomitting in the early hours. Betrayed by a sausage supper! -Ralph And thus the rhyming dies
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 16, 2019 8:27:46 GMT
BETRAYED BY SAUSAGES?!?!?!!!
IT IS THE ENDS OF DAYS, SURELY?!?!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 16, 2019 8:41:42 GMT
Poor Doc. I cannot Ba'alieve it! At least it wasn't the fault of the luncheon fish.
Dodgy guts here too last night and have woken up with a return of the sore throat and snuffly nose from earlier in week. It has three days to clear before hospital appointment.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 16, 2019 8:56:11 GMT
Up since 1:30 vomitting and also pain in lower back. Also lots of trapped air.
I feel Fantastic.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 16, 2019 9:06:05 GMT
Sausages....
What have you done to The Doctor...?
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED YOUR MOST DEVOTED DISCIPLE?!?!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 16, 2019 9:10:27 GMT
Also had a wee bout of shitting from both ends similtaneously.
I hope a shower and some fresh air helps. I have a train to catch and a pub to get to.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 16, 2019 9:31:01 GMT
NO YOU DO NOT!
Goodness sake. Park your arse quietly at home. Your body is telling you you are not well!!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 16, 2019 16:53:29 GMT
The day has not well.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 16, 2019 18:52:56 GMT
Also had a wee bout of shitting from both ends similtaneously. I... what? How is that even medically possible? Shockprowl! Shockprowl! how many orifices can you shit out of!?
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 16, 2019 18:55:17 GMT
Also had a wee bout of shitting from both ends similtaneously. I... what? How is that even medically possible? Shockprowl! Shockprowl! how many orifices can you shit out of!? Well if you start shitting out of your mouth you're in BIG trouble.
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 16, 2019 19:28:54 GMT
THE DOCTOR IS SHITTING OUT IF HIS MOUTH! HELP! HEEEEEELP!
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Post by blueshift on Feb 16, 2019 19:30:20 GMT
THE DOCTOR IS SHITTING OUT IF HIS MOUTH! HELP! HEEEEEELP! I was concerned about this too
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 17, 2019 10:13:31 GMT
Not sure I can blame the sausage. I was still throwing up until 9pm (not even water would stay down) then went to bed for 11 hours during which I was convinced I was fighting the xenomorphs across space and time. Woke up in pool of sweat.
Think it's a wee bug. The sausages did not do this!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 18, 2019 18:50:18 GMT
Heavy evening about to begin here. Two hours and two packets of pre-hospital Klean-Prep about to get underway.
Phone at 68%.
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