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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 10, 2010 20:47:52 GMT
It has been decreed that Week 28 is once again Hub Rhyming Week! See Here. Don't blame me. You have been warned. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 10, 2010 21:46:11 GMT
Rhyming week is almost here,
I can sense the Hub's fear!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 10, 2010 23:43:24 GMT
you started early !
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 11, 2010 7:11:48 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 12, 2010 6:59:21 GMT
The Nightmare Begins ....
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 12, 2010 8:35:51 GMT
It never ends!
Ryhmes give us the bends!
-Ralph
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Post by Dave on Jul 12, 2010 10:03:14 GMT
Had things I needed to do, but plans have all gone poo.
Delayed by a wedding DVD I had to make. I also have a headache.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 12, 2010 10:45:38 GMT
You know what gets my goat?
And makes me put on my coat?
Spending time doing a job app online in great fervour,
Only to have all that work wasted by a message saying 'error'.
-Ralph
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Post by Nigel on Jul 12, 2010 11:43:16 GMT
I'd noticed not, new poem week.
Posted AM, without any verse.
Now rhyming couplets I will seek.
Good thing I noticed this thread now or I'd have continued posting normally and made matters worse.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 12, 2010 16:19:47 GMT
As Mondays go, today was not too black.
Tomorrow I have to go to London and back.
Wednesday I attend my weekly Welsh class,
Thursday a chat with my boss - hope I pass!
Friday a meeting with visitors three,
Saturday a clear day just for little old me.
Peregrine work at the Museum on Sunday.
That's the plan at least - more I cannot say.
Martin
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Post by karla on Jul 12, 2010 22:13:20 GMT
Today was good, no shortage of food.
But what I seek won't appear till next week.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 13, 2010 9:02:28 GMT
Today the Turnbull is coming round,
He will be on hallowed ground!
Then to see Predators we will,
Will it feature a character called Bill?
-Ralph
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Post by Dave on Jul 13, 2010 9:10:24 GMT
Today I feel better, but have work to do. Though I may have a break and watch Doctor Who.
Friend's birthday tomorrow, what shall I get her? I'm trying to remember what I did last year.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2010 10:43:39 GMT
Now the rough men in leather shorts have gone,
The Mrs and I can begin to sort what else in wrong,
Within our house much still to do,
I make lists of tasks whilst I poo.
I'm not good at rhymes, writing them is a fight.
I'm just about the looks, you see, not that bright.
But I'll keep at it, as best as I'm able.
Less I get frustrated and end it with a live cable.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2010 19:12:12 GMT
Just been to Karate and had a damn good sesh'
Sweat now dripping from my flesh (winks at the Ladies)
Now I undo all the good work I've done
By drinking down a lovely cold 'un.
(aka Grolsch. No way I'm tryin' to rhyme Grolsch!)
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 14, 2010 21:52:05 GMT
mulch ?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 14, 2010 22:41:46 GMT
Put that in a rhyme and I'll owe you a coke.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2010 23:06:46 GMT
Predators was enjoyable tosh,
Twas viewed after BBQ nosh!
Then was watched the Doctor Strange movie,
Man that was far out and groovey!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 15, 2010 6:19:34 GMT
It's easy to put 'Grolsch' in a rhyme, my friend.
Just make sure it's not the word on the end.
Martin
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Post by grahamthomson on Jul 15, 2010 9:38:10 GMT
If you can't rhyme Grolsch, chuck it in the bin,
Change to another beer, such as Heineken!
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Post by Nigel on Jul 15, 2010 11:30:44 GMT
Come on lads, you're not thinking it through,
These puzzling rhymes are easy to do.
For instance, take that beer, Grolsch:
The favourite drink of Louis Walsh.
As for what will rhyme with mulch,
Ask whoever's in the gulch.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 15, 2010 11:31:38 GMT
Another job interview on the 26th is due,
I now have 2 interviews: "wahoo!"
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 15, 2010 12:02:03 GMT
Good work that lad.
I hope the interviews are not a passing fad!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 15, 2010 15:23:04 GMT
Come on lads, you're not thinking it through, These puzzling rhymes are easy to do. For instance, take that beer, Grolsch: The favourite drink of Louis Walsh. As for what will rhyme with mulch, Ask whoever's in the gulch. Bravo, sir! I owe you a coke! Upon my drink I almost did choak! Clearly you are a genious! Before you I am a blob of puss! A challenge I say to Hubbers all! A word Nige cannot rhyme, I call! |
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Post by grahamthomson on Jul 15, 2010 15:34:50 GMT
When it comes to rhyme, Nigel really is the winner,
For all my efforts, I still feel like a beginner.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 15, 2010 15:45:45 GMT
Then think, man, a word we must find!
That Nige cannot rhyme, let's blow his mind!
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Post by grahamthomson on Jul 15, 2010 15:52:40 GMT
Okay then, for Nigel a very difficult rhyming test,
Find rhymes for "Silver", "Orange" and "Purple" as part of your quest!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 15, 2010 15:52:50 GMT
orange
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Post by Dave on Jul 15, 2010 17:08:31 GMT
If I may momentarily put on a Nigel mask, I will have a go at this task.
You see I once saw a camper-van that was that was neon orange
It was during a trip to Wales and it was parked near the Blorenge
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Post by blueshift on Jul 15, 2010 19:02:34 GMT
"If I were Nigel, could I rhyme 'orange'"
I thought whilst sucking on a lozenge.
"Mayhaps I could, but then there's 'purple'"
And on my cola I did slurple.
"When I'm off home I'll try to rhyme 'silver'"
Whilst looking for a tiny chilver"*
*A chilver is an old English noun for a female lamb :v I did actually have to look that one up
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