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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 16, 2010 15:03:35 GMT
WAS: Phallic Transformer Watch Here at the hub we've always been interested in Transformers that have inadvertantly got some phallic element to them. Particularly those capable of launching projectiles from their midrift. How did ROTF FAB Grindor pass us by ? Feel free to include some of your faves over the years in reaponse. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 16, 2010 15:11:52 GMT
For the newer members (hoho) amongst us I must share the tale of Armada Megatron: The missile launcher on the tank barrel is fired by pulling back on it. Fair enough. Look at his Attack Mode. The tank turret ends up on the Transformers Chest. Where it can turn. And the tank barrel can point downwards. Where it can be elevated. And then fired by pulling back on it. Oh dear. Goto Transforce 2002. Phil has one of the few Armada Megatrons in the country and takes it with him. Phil is demonstrating it'a "special feature" to a substantial crowd including someone taking photos and someone asking questions. Said people later turn out to be photographer and journalist from the Guardian ! Phil is later quoted in the Guardian Guide Magazine..... Postscript: Armada Galvatron repaints the tank barrel purple. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 16, 2010 18:03:32 GMT
Ah, I usually ignore the FAB's so this one passed me by.
Though I clicked on this thread thinking I would see a Transformers watch which had a phallic element.
-Ralph
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Post by Dark Stranger on Jun 16, 2010 18:35:07 GMT
Ha, me too! I was looking forward to some wrist dickage.
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Post by Dark Stranger on Aug 19, 2010 19:10:22 GMT
I'm sure everyone here's familiar with the Hub's favourite X-rated PlayBot Armada Megatron:  But what other toys can... rise to the occasion? Landmine tries a sneaky one:  But Scattorshot shows him how to stand erect with macho pride.  Any more? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2010 19:33:06 GMT
You didn't hear it from me, but...Energon Scorponok.... I daren't do it myself though <.<
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 19, 2010 19:44:00 GMT
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Bloody hell, Scattershot made me rupture something internal!
I have energon Scorponok Handy, hang on
oh no, that's just wrong! And is kinda making me jealeous...
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Post by Dark Stranger on Aug 19, 2010 19:56:42 GMT
Just posed him, not as well as he's able to do it, he had a problem erm, keeping it up, so here's my best effort!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2010 19:59:24 GMT
Seriously...what is wrong with us?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 19, 2010 21:36:53 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 19, 2010 21:54:07 GMT
This may be the greatest thread of all time.
-Ralph
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Post by Dark Stranger on Aug 19, 2010 21:55:30 GMT
Crap! Totally forgot about that thread, yet STILL clicked into it expecting a wrist watch, hahaha!
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Post by grahamthomson on Aug 20, 2010 6:21:02 GMT
Sweet mercy! I neary lost a bowl of Coco Pops!
The original Galvatron can assume the position. Plus there's some of those Double Targetmaster Nebulans...
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 20, 2010 7:37:30 GMT
I think it's the fact Scattershot's hand are behind his head that does it for me!
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Post by grahamthomson on Aug 20, 2010 7:52:05 GMT
Thank goodness Transformers weren't very poseable at the time!
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Post by Dark Stranger on Aug 20, 2010 11:32:03 GMT
I think it's the fact Scattershot's hand are behind his head that does it for me! Yeah, he's trying to nick Thrust's name..... |
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Post by primenova on Aug 20, 2010 12:04:00 GMT
Be glad TF/Gijoe Optimus Prime isn't in toy form.
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Post by Nigel on Aug 20, 2010 16:42:48 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2010 16:46:11 GMT
I wonder if Hasbro will ever turn him into a toy? :3
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Post by Nigel on Aug 20, 2010 16:51:23 GMT
Blendtrons....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2010 16:54:23 GMT
Blendtrons don't have dirty parts lol
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 20, 2010 17:25:08 GMT
Isn't there an Action Master with a Gattling Gun around his waist region ? Charger, but that's a bad photo. |
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Post by Nigel on Aug 20, 2010 17:48:10 GMT
Ever seen Magnaboss Ironhide's tail removed from the toy?  |
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Post by Dark Stranger on Aug 20, 2010 22:15:45 GMT
The original Galvatron can assume the position. Plus there's some of those Double Targetmaster Nebulans... More information please! Which Targetmasters? |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 22, 2010 20:38:08 GMT
Seawing. That jaw on his legs opens....
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Post by grahamthomson on Aug 23, 2010 8:08:46 GMT
Philip!!
I consciously avoided that, er, function of Seawing's in my review of him during Seacon Week.
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Post by grahamthomson on Aug 23, 2010 8:10:16 GMT
The original Galvatron can assume the position. Plus there's some of those Double Targetmaster Nebulans... More information please! Which Targetmasters? Tracer and Holepunch, for example: tfu.info/1988/Autobot/Scoop/scoop.htmAnd now consider how they merge to form their double weapon mode. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 23, 2010 12:07:17 GMT
Oh I say!
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Post by grahamthomson on Aug 23, 2010 12:14:53 GMT
That was Tracer's first thought when Holepunch lived up to his name.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 23, 2010 19:24:25 GMT
If one poses Animated Prowl in the right way, he has a, er, sort of stumpy square 'thingy' going on (I'm sure the real Prowl is far better equipt).
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