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Post by The Doctor on Mar 11, 2008 11:02:19 GMT
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Post by mewshkin on Mar 11, 2008 13:49:49 GMT
I can't stand the Queen,
She's far too posh
I loathe patriotism, nationalism
And all that tosh,
A load of idiot's jism.
But one thing that should be seen,
An anthem to which we can mosh.
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kayevcee
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Post by kayevcee on Mar 11, 2008 16:02:04 GMT
Flower of Scotland is all well and good,
but anti-English ire's for lamers.
Out anthem should be 500 Miles,
as sung by the Proclaimers.
(more on the actual topic when I can think of something that rhymes with 'bollocks to that').
-Nick
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Post by duffism1981 on Mar 11, 2008 16:05:15 GMT
How about 'i would rather be fat'?
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 11, 2008 18:53:31 GMT
"Let's have a drink to the old country."
"Which old country?"
"Any old country!"
- The Goon Show
I have a lot of time
For the Prince of Wales.
He enjoys a silly rhyme
And all that it entails.
A fan of the Goon Show
And environmentalist to boot.
He's wrong about a lot, I know
But his heart's not in his foot.*
*Read "is in the right place".
Martin
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2008 18:54:56 GMT
Swear allegiance to Queen and Country? Why?
Our sports stars can't win bugger all,
The country is filled with foreigners,
Our football teams are only about 10% British,
Our biggest car manufacturers are owned by Germans,
Even the Royal Family themselves are half-German.
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Post by elliotthopkins on Mar 11, 2008 22:42:27 GMT
Lets just not be saluting anything. Love your country in your own little way. Love those around you. Everything else is a minor irritation.
Elliott.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 12, 2008 7:28:24 GMT
You should love the country if not the crown.
If it vanished you'd almost certainly drown.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 12, 2008 15:39:17 GMT
Could this idea be more American?
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Post by mewshkin on Mar 16, 2008 1:49:04 GMT
An idea worthy of a yank
Like others I thought it stank
Either young minds are
To tough to be shrunk so far
Or we'll have in future time
Gung-ho fools quick to crime
And as young Prince Harry said
We'll fill the breach with Afghan dead.
I don't think we should be so quick
To pin our pride on a President's dick.
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