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Post by grahamt77 on Aug 21, 2011 14:42:12 GMT
Get ready to blow on the starting whistle,
And aim real high with your rhyming missile!
As we get ready for the grand unveiling,
Of Rhyming Week; hey, no bailing!
With every post you add to the forum,
You must make it fit with the rhyming quorum.
Do join in, it'll be such fun...
Let it flow, no need for a dry run.
As we take the scissors to the rhyming ribbon,
Don't pout with a lip like a perturbed gibbon...
We can still chat about robots and comics,
And even that time I took home economics.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2011 19:39:39 GMT
I for one cannot wait,
Here is one out the gate.
Rhyming week comes but once a year,
With puns that cause not one tear.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 21, 2011 20:39:29 GMT
not just one tear but several
as my mind does unravel
as the torment begins once again
but i must grin & bear it
even though we're not there yet
now I know rhyming week has a when
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2011 20:45:16 GMT
I will not...fall.
I will not drop...the ball.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 21, 2011 20:57:26 GMT
There is many a thing worse,
than having to speak in verse
Andy
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Post by Bogatan on Aug 21, 2011 21:21:36 GMT
Like watching transformers energon
Or being stuck in a lift with a vogon
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 21, 2011 21:55:37 GMT
YES! Rhyming week makes me sex-wee!
I'll try my best, you wait and see!
For although, the looks, I'm mainly about
And rhymes and the like I know nearly nawt
Rhyming week is a tradition of old
Work! My brain, damn you be bold!
Then despite the terrible pain of thinking
My rhymes, I hope, aren't crap and stinking!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 22, 2011 6:43:12 GMT
The nightmare begins anew
thankfully it's days are few
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Post by Hero on Aug 22, 2011 9:01:37 GMT
Soon all the kids will be back at school
Time to rejoice cos Autumn RULES.
===KEN
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 22, 2011 9:27:15 GMT
Jonathan starts big school NEXT Thursday
lets all hear a big hurray!
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Post by Dave on Aug 22, 2011 10:03:37 GMT
I came on the forum and couldn't believe my eyes
A rhyming week - what a pleasant surprise!
Past few days have been good, not poo
I did however drop my iPod down the loo!
I am tired and have a busy week to come
But generally I feel better and hope to have fun!
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Post by blueshift on Aug 22, 2011 11:45:23 GMT
Back at work - FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Can't people do some work whilst I take a break??
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 22, 2011 11:49:52 GMT
I feel your pain it is not rare
for at four a clock it's joy I will share,
time to stop and go back to work,
an unvoidable task I cannot shirk.
Andy
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 22, 2011 17:31:43 GMT
I'm now enjoying a glass of sherry,
It is enough to make me merry.
I'm pleased to see you're all well trained
And don't need Rhyming Week explained.
But remember that for good or ill
It's Rhyming Week on request of Phil.
(To Jonathan I shout hurrah,
I'm sure he'll soon be a rising star.)
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 22, 2011 17:36:30 GMT
1/7 of rhyming week down
1/7 less of a frown
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 22, 2011 18:39:03 GMT
I have just had some coke,
Like a frog I croak!
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Aug 22, 2011 19:54:10 GMT
To Johnathan I give a great cheer
followed by a hearty hear! Hear!
With rhyming week here once more
with my rhymes I shall try not to bore
At work a mystery does divert
someone at night my mug doth invert.
What upturned was when to home I did turn
face down is when I return.
He who in my office my mug with doth tamper
will now find it hidden, their efforts to hamper.
Karl
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 22, 2011 22:42:11 GMT
The first day is done,
total absence of fun,
things waiting for me for a fortnight,
do people have any initiative - do they sh***
Andy
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 23, 2011 5:13:12 GMT
This morning is very wet .....
and rhyming week isn't over yet
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Post by grahamt77 on Aug 23, 2011 7:56:13 GMT
Oh, stop complaining!
This is the forum at its most entertaining!
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Post by Dave on Aug 23, 2011 9:13:15 GMT
I figure my iPod has given up the ghost
But a friend tells me it may not be toast.
Stick it in a bag of rice she said
If I'd done this straight away it might not be dead.
Will it work? I don't know
But it's got to be worth ago.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 23, 2011 19:01:58 GMT
Argh it is insomnia again: argh.
It doth make me say: "Fanargh!"
-Ralph
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Post by duffism1981 on Aug 23, 2011 22:30:58 GMT
Rhyming week has come again,
It's more fun than building a den,
I am in the mood to bust a rhyme,
I hope they aren't too bad a crime.
I hate job searching every day my confidence is shot,
I am cheered up by the rhyming of you lot,
Hopefully things will change soon one day,
Where once again I will be earning a pay.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 23, 2011 23:24:06 GMT
pain tonight :-(
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 24, 2011 5:55:38 GMT
A pox on all pain I say.
I hope it soon goes away.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 24, 2011 19:55:10 GMT
I am not having a good week,
For in truth I feel rather meek.
Just haven't got the will at work,
I blame a smelly Orc.
-Ralph
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2011 9:55:08 GMT
Got a call from my boss at my place of employment
She said the other cleaner is taking a week of enjoyment
She offered me extra hours
This shall strengthen my toy-buying powers!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 25, 2011 12:49:15 GMT
I thank the Lord that we're half done
for this week of rhyming "fun"
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Post by Benn on Aug 25, 2011 13:02:07 GMT
Rediscovering the joys of Devin Townsend
Metal and electronica he doth blend
Been a while since I enjoyed music so
As for a while I've been feeling low
So for a brief shining moment
To joy I find myself lent!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 25, 2011 17:11:32 GMT
I'm off to see 'Cowboys & Aliens',
If it bores me I shall play with crayons.
-Ralph
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