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Post by The Doctor on Apr 30, 2019 8:24:26 GMT
Only if you're lazy and want no control over how your mash tastes and is textured. All mash tastes the same and must have melted butter and salt on it. -Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Apr 30, 2019 15:18:35 GMT
All mash tastes the same and must have melted butter and salt on it And we're back to the point of what potatoes are used.
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Post by blueshift on Apr 30, 2019 15:37:14 GMT
All mash tastes the same and must have melted butter and salt on it And we're back to the point of what potatoes are used. I have a feeling that Ralph has never touched a potato and has never made mash or eaten mash not from a supermarket can
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 30, 2019 15:56:20 GMT
I will evolve him when he comes to stay.
As Mrs M did I.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 30, 2019 16:20:09 GMT
And we're back to the point of what potatoes are used. I have a feeling that Ralph has never touched a potato and has never made mash or eaten mash not from a supermarket can Acceptable delivery systems for potatoes: chips, fried battered fritters, Birds Eye Potato Waffles, potato scones. Partially acceptable: small baked potatoes with cheddar cheese or cottage cheese, potato wedges (only with dips). Only acceptable in emergencies: hash browns. -Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 30, 2019 21:54:31 GMT
I feel a whole new world of eating spuds in a healthy manner awaits you.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 30, 2019 22:21:27 GMT
We should celebrate with Hub Potato Week.
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Post by blueshift on Apr 30, 2019 22:22:27 GMT
We should celebrate with Hub Potato Week. Tell me more what are the rules
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Post by The Doctor on May 1, 2019 6:59:46 GMT
Crisps are of course the ultimate evolution of the potato.
Potatoes from a can are the lowest.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on May 1, 2019 8:06:58 GMT
Are you using potatoes from a can for your mash? This could explain everything.
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Post by The Doctor on May 1, 2019 12:17:54 GMT
Well the real potatoes have disturbing eyes on them.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on May 1, 2019 12:42:02 GMT
Reminds me of the Madballs comic, where Dr. Frankenbeans watered his vegetable patch with the chemicals that created the Madballs and his vegetables came alive. He then used them to hunt them down, I remember a panel with the potato flying over the city and spotting them with one of its many eyes. Damn I miss the 80s. edit: They were the Vegeterribles and Dr. Frankenbeans was only into growing his own veg after receiving hypnosis to help him calm down.
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Post by The Doctor on May 1, 2019 16:18:12 GMT
I enjoyed the Madballs comic (and Annual) back in the day. It had a short but memorable run.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 1, 2019 17:50:43 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 27, 2019 15:29:56 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on May 27, 2019 15:47:28 GMT
That made me smile. I had a Smash robot at some point in the distant past. Lost to the mists of time now.
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Post by The Doctor on May 28, 2019 6:42:49 GMT
Good times.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on May 28, 2019 7:30:52 GMT
Crisps are of course the ultimate evolution of the potato. Potatoes from a can are the lowest. -Ralph I have never eaten a canned potato. Should I?
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Post by Benn on May 28, 2019 7:49:33 GMT
How much do you value your bowels?
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Post by The Doctor on May 28, 2019 8:09:34 GMT
Crisps are of course the ultimate evolution of the potato. Potatoes from a can are the lowest. -Ralph I have never eaten a canned potato. Should I? It can only be done if you follow it up IMMEDIATELY with the antidote. -Ralph
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Post by blueshift on May 28, 2019 8:12:04 GMT
I have never eaten a canned potato. Should I? It can only be done if you follow it up IMMEDIATELY with the antidote. -Ralph What is the antidote?
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Post by Benn on May 28, 2019 8:16:35 GMT
More canned potatoes!
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Post by The Doctor on May 28, 2019 8:51:16 GMT
It can only be done if you follow it up IMMEDIATELY with the antidote. -Ralph What is the antidote? Canned curry. -Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 28, 2019 9:01:27 GMT
Don't do either, Blue!!
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Post by Pinwig on May 28, 2019 9:13:45 GMT
Blue, just weigh up the amount of time Ralph spends in the toilet against any possible pleasure you could gain from eating a canned potato. This is a fool's errand.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 28, 2019 20:48:55 GMT
As a highly trained medical proofessionale, Blue' I beg you... think of your bottom.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jun 3, 2019 21:21:45 GMT
I feel they must be experienced.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 4, 2019 17:09:37 GMT
You would risk Blue's bottom so?
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 5, 2019 21:29:47 GMT
This must happen.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 5, 2019 22:10:53 GMT
We haven't seen much of Mr Shift recently. Writing another dozen fanzines no doubt.
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