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Where are Dave's pants? Sept 11, 2015 21:01:33 GMT

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Post by Dave on Sept 11, 2015 21:01:33 GMT

So last Saturday I noticed I could do with some new boxer shorts. Now, I have Amazon Prime at the moment so decided to order a box of four, laze at home and get them the next day.

That didn't happen.

Turns out they were not eligible for Prime (although I could have sworn they were when I ordered). Consequently they were not dispatched until Monday, expected delivery of Wednesday - which worked out well as I was off work.

They didn't turn up Wednesday.

At this point I went on to my order and used the options to specify to leave the box round the back as I WOULD be at work for the next few days.

Yesterday I get an e-mail in the morning saying they are out for delivery. I return home and there is no sign of them, although there is still time for the delivery to be made.
Just before the delivery deadline I got a notification on my phone saying the delivery has been delayed as my order has ended up at the wrong sorting depot!

This morning another "your order is out for delivery" e-mail. After work I return home and find no delivery has been made. An hour or so later I get an e-mail saying they tried but failed to make the delivery (and didn't leave it in the specified place because...?) and will now try again tomorrow.

I'm working again tomorrow. No doubt there will be another "out for delivery" e-mail, but will they turn up?

Find out the thrilling answer tomorrow!

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Shockprowl Liege Centuro Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 39,601	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 11, 2015 21:05:27 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2015 21:05:27 GMT What are the pants like? Any particular design?
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Dave Empty Posts: 1,811	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 11, 2015 21:14:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave on Sept 11, 2015 21:14:34 GMT Just bog-standard My Little Pony glitter pants. this is a lie probably
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Shockprowl Liege Centuro Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 39,601	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 11, 2015 21:44:01 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2015 21:44:01 GMT Hmmm. Sound quite fancy then. Fancy pants. Fancy. Pants. I fear for their safety. Especially if they've got Pinky Pie on them. I, I'm sorry.
	Last Edit: Sept 11, 2015 21:45:20 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 99,162	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 11, 2015 23:33:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Sept 11, 2015 23:33:30 GMT THAT'S JUST PRIME. -Ralph
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Shockprowl Liege Centuro Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 39,601	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 12, 2015 13:55:47 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 12, 2015 13:55:47 GMT Any word on Dave's pants?
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Dave Empty Posts: 1,811	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 12, 2015 17:44:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave on Sept 12, 2015 17:44:35 GMT Latest notification: Delayed The Delivery of your parcel has been delayed because of a problem encountered by the carrier. Whaaa?
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Shockprowl Liege Centuro Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 39,601	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 12, 2015 19:37:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 12, 2015 19:37:09 GMT They, err, hu? They're lost? They've run out of petrol? They've run out of vans? They've run out of drivers?
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Philip Ayres Administrator Dirty Old Man Posts: 86,092	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 12, 2015 19:45:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 12, 2015 19:45:41 GMT They've run out of pants and have had to borrow Dave's? I've been to Porthmadoc!
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The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 99,162	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 13, 2015 14:11:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2015 14:11:35 GMT Well this is exciting. -Ralph
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Andy Turnbull Administrator Wily Old Buzzard Posts: 32,265	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 13, 2015 17:44:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Andy Turnbull on Sept 13, 2015 17:44:04 GMT I fear the pants may be lost. I do wonder what problem was encountered by the carrier though, we need details. Andy
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Shockprowl Liege Centuro Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 39,601	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 13, 2015 18:47:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 13, 2015 18:47:07 GMT Dave's fancy pants.... no....
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Dave Empty Posts: 1,811	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 13, 2015 19:30:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave on Sept 13, 2015 19:30:54 GMT It's all a bit mysterious - "a problem" was as specific as it got. Maybe tomorrow?
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blueshift Liege Maximo Guilty as charged OFFICIAL SALAD WEEK WINNER Posts: 22,840	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 13, 2015 19:48:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blueshift on Sept 13, 2015 19:48:14 GMT Sept 13, 2015 19:30:54 GMT Dave said: It's all a bit mysterious - "a problem" was as specific as it got. Maybe tomorrow? Make sure they're clean!!!
	So quick to blame, so slow to investigate...

Shockprowl Liege Centuro Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 39,601	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 13, 2015 19:53:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 13, 2015 19:53:48 GMT Oh God... what if Dave runs out of pants in the meantime?! What if he has to go COMMANDO?! HE MAY CHAFE!!!!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Dave Empty Posts: 1,811	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 14, 2015 9:51:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave on Sept 14, 2015 9:51:28 GMT THE PANTS ARE HERE! Not sure when they arrived, but I went outside and there they were. As a bonus they appear to be clean too.
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The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 99,162	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 14, 2015 11:30:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2015 11:30:31 GMT Disappointing end. I had hoped for more chaos. Hang on....who here was on the move when the pants went missing....NICK!!' -Ralph
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Shockprowl Liege Centuro Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 39,601	Where are Dave's pants? Sept 14, 2015 16:31:43 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2015 16:31:43 GMT NO!!! Nickos clearly used his Magicks to save Dave's fancy pants! And congratulations, Dave. .....Pics?
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 99,162	Where are Dave's pants? Oct 25, 2019 19:10:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Oct 25, 2019 19:10:09 GMT Still waiting. -Ralph
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Where are Dave's pants?

Post by Dave on Sept 11, 2015 21:01:33 GMT

Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2015 21:05:27 GMT

Post by Dave on Sept 11, 2015 21:14:34 GMT

Post by Shockprowl on Sept 11, 2015 21:44:01 GMT

Post by The Doctor on Sept 11, 2015 23:33:30 GMT

Post by Shockprowl on Sept 12, 2015 13:55:47 GMT

Post by Dave on Sept 12, 2015 17:44:35 GMT

Post by Shockprowl on Sept 12, 2015 19:37:09 GMT

Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 12, 2015 19:45:41 GMT

Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2015 14:11:35 GMT

Post by Andy Turnbull on Sept 13, 2015 17:44:04 GMT

Post by Shockprowl on Sept 13, 2015 18:47:07 GMT

Post by Dave on Sept 13, 2015 19:30:54 GMT

Post by blueshift on Sept 13, 2015 19:48:14 GMT

Post by Shockprowl on Sept 13, 2015 19:53:48 GMT

Post by Dave on Sept 14, 2015 9:51:28 GMT

Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2015 11:30:31 GMT

Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2015 16:31:43 GMT

Post by The Doctor on Oct 25, 2019 19:10:09 GMT