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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 11, 2016 0:02:33 GMT
Morning!
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 11, 2016 0:29:01 GMT
Interesting start to the rhyming week,
I think the first post needs a slight tweak.
I need something more than just a 'good morning',
If only to stop the incessant yawning.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 11, 2016 0:34:23 GMT
Phil, to only say one word and it be morning,
I feel I must give you a friendly warning,
This is the week that yours posts should rhyme,
C'mon chum join in, you'll do fine!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 11, 2016 7:02:39 GMT
Phil just needs a gentle prod.
Our wise and generous forum mod
Really loves to rhyme his words
Especially when picking up [insert word of choice rhyming with words]
Of Rhyming Week do not be scared,
Your equilibrium's not impaired.
It adds to a dark month a little fun.
Here Ian Holm shows how it's done:
That's my favourite poem of all.
But the week is young... er... unlike Timothy Spall.
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 11, 2016 7:46:10 GMT
Oh F*** I forgot about this annual torture.
Can't Rhyme
Shan't Rhyme
Won't Rhyme
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 11, 2016 7:53:11 GMT
Oh F*** I forgot about this annual torture. Looks like today'll be another scorcher. You're doing fine. One more time. How sublime. You're a poet and you didn't know it. Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 11, 2016 8:17:28 GMT
It is another morning,
My jacket I will be adorning.
-Ralph
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Post by browny87 on Jan 11, 2016 8:53:42 GMT
I can tell i'm going to dislike rhyming week,
For this week, my life looks bleak,
Never mind, for my new coat looks sheek,
This hurts my brain, I must be weak
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Post by legios on Jan 11, 2016 9:25:28 GMT
I will not pine
Today begins a time.
A time when I must rhyme.
Should I miss this time
t'would surely be a crime.
Karl
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 11, 2016 9:29:59 GMT
Phil breaks the week's one rule
Is he taking the place of the fool?
Away with him to Planet Zero
For he is not rhyming week's hero!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 11, 2016 9:51:29 GMT
Planet Zero full of darkness is where Phil shall go,
Which is still better than in a garden with a hoe!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jan 11, 2016 10:44:17 GMT
Bigger things on my mind
Than the fact I must find
Ways to rhyme slowly
As I mourn David Bowie.
This week will be tough
But the rhyming is fluff
compared to personal issues
that form grey clouds like used tissues.
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Post by chrisl on Jan 11, 2016 12:49:30 GMT
I now might be losing my rhyming week virginity
With rhyming so bad I give up in futility.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 11, 2016 13:28:49 GMT
Lunchtime is here,
I have no ginger beer.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jan 11, 2016 16:13:28 GMT
My diet is at the moment gluten free
No beer (ginger or not) is near me.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 11, 2016 18:12:42 GMT
An Insecticon, name of Barrage,
Smashed a house with a four-car garage.
When people asked why,
He said it's owned by
A fellow named Nigel Farrage.
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 11, 2016 18:22:02 GMT
Today, and this week, has gone seriously Tango Ultra.
As you all know Liz and I are due to meet my birth mother in Oxford on Wednesday lunchtime. This morning Liz did her back in getting dressed and is currently unable to drive. She's seen a physio today who knows what's wrong and has manipulated it for her but the chances of her being able to drive Swindon to Oxford and back are slim.
So A) please pray that her back gets better!
So it looks like I'm going to go by myself, which is a bit scary! We've made arrangements to get me there and hopefully they should be able to get me back to the station and from there it's one change to Swindon.
So B) pray for me that I cope OK with doing this on my own.
Ta!
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Post by browny87 on Jan 11, 2016 18:35:56 GMT
best of luck mate im sure itll go well! ill have my fingers crossed for you!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 11, 2016 18:49:43 GMT
Best of luck to Phil,
I'm sure Wednesday will fit the bill!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 11, 2016 19:03:50 GMT
Go forth brave Phil
You know the transport drill.
All will be well
And she will think you swell.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 11, 2016 19:04:37 GMT
A) please pray that her back gets better! B) pray for me that I cope OK with doing this on my own. I will be sure to do so. On your big day just go with the flow! I know that's easy to say, But I think it's the only way. In other news: A silly old duffer named Clarkson Found his favourite car had strange marks on. Said a neighbour called Petey, "That's Decepticon graffiti!" Now he takes more care whose road he parks on. Martin |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 11, 2016 20:39:44 GMT
Meeting re-arranged for 27th.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 12, 2016 21:18:58 GMT
From the TR Soundwave thread Now I'm trying to read rhymes into lines where there aren't any. Whose idea was this? This time, Martin He may have been responsible originally too |
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Post by legios on Jan 12, 2016 22:26:03 GMT
Tonight I wished I could have a dram
As I stressed 'bout an exam.
One more day there is for revision,
then the paper will swell in my vision.
Will I falll or will I rise
Is something only time'll apprise!
Karl
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 12, 2016 23:27:31 GMT
This time, Martin He may have been responsible originally too I believe it may have been Martin who was the one who broached the subject first, as daft ideas go, it's far from the worst. It's a challenge to overcome, and takes a bit of work I fear, Worry not it only comes across once a year. Andy |
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Post by Benn on Jan 13, 2016 8:44:52 GMT
Rhyming week can be a pain
Your vocabulary can be put to strain.
I do enjoy the way however
People overcome, together.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 13, 2016 12:08:49 GMT
Behold the rhyme,
Sublime.
-Ralph
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Post by browny87 on Jan 13, 2016 16:17:15 GMT
Good luck my friend, you'll be fine,
Answer all the questions, it is divine,
Should we end this week with a rap battle?
it could be named after a transformer, maybe Grapple?
We could have a prize and all that shiz
it would really tell us who's the biz!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 13, 2016 19:06:28 GMT
This time, Martin He may have been responsible originally too I believe it may have been Martin who was the one who broached the subject first, as daft ideas go, it's far from the worst. It's a challenge to overcome, and takes a bit of work I fear, Worry not it only comes across once a year. No it was not me! It was my alter e., Flatulence McGee, The hyperbolic flea, That very same he Who went to take a pee, Without rhyme or rea., In the River Dee That flows into the sea. To be or not to be! That there is the key. Anyone for tea? Martin PS Thought for the day: Like it's more mature for grown men to talk about toys and comics and stuff in prose than in rhyme.  |
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Post by KnightBeat on Jan 13, 2016 20:51:33 GMT
Lacklustre are my rhyming attempts.
It gives me much hesitance.
Posting to this thread is a chore.
But reply I must, for it is Phil's law.
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