Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Feb 7, 2016 19:36:58 GMT
So sitting here watching Snakes On A Plane for the first time and I gotta say, this is a possible contender. It's not even in the so bad it's good category.
However, I'm pretty sure nothing will knock Batman and Robin from the exceptionally tall pedestal it's current atop of.
Balancing out budget, hype, production, writing etc. what's the worst film you've seen?
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 7, 2016 19:43:01 GMT
Oh it is dull.
The trailer made it look like it would be wowshit, but it was just shit.
Worst Film Ever - oh there are a few candidates. The Bruce, Chasing The Deer or the Hellraiser remake that came out a few years back.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 7, 2016 21:16:11 GMT
It's a toss-up between 'Under the Skin', 'Cosmopolis', 'Immortals', 'Boyhood', 'Man of Steel', 'Noah' or 'This is the End' .
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Feb 7, 2016 21:17:49 GMT
Genuinely confused why people aren't talking about Transformers 3
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 7, 2016 22:43:39 GMT
Batman and Robin was utterly terrible.
Transformers 2, 3 and 4.
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Post by Bogatan on Feb 7, 2016 23:10:45 GMT
Everything listed so far that I have seen I would say has some redeeming element.
Epic Movie doesn't. Thinking about the time I wasted watching it is making me angry.
I hate most of the genre Scary Movie spawned, but Epic Movie is truly awful. I dread to think that if the quality continued to drop in later "...." Movie movies, that there could be worse out there.
I didnt see Pitch Perfect at cinema because the trailer made it look like a "..." Movie.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 7, 2016 23:14:29 GMT
Spoken like a man who has not seen The Bruce.
Andy
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Post by Bogatan on Feb 7, 2016 23:26:21 GMT
This is true, but looking on IMDB I see it features Brian Blessed. That means at least for a fraction of a second there is joy to behold in The Bruce.
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Post by Hero on Feb 8, 2016 9:05:46 GMT
Bulldog for Christmas.
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Feb 8, 2016 12:13:47 GMT
Genuinely confused why people aren't talking about Transformers 3 Its not a great movie but it's not that bad. Yes it has terrible human characters, a terrible plot, crap baddies (apart from Sentinel) and crap deaths for almost everyone that dies. I'm not doing much to redeem it here am I? |
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Post by Hero on Feb 8, 2016 12:49:01 GMT
At least Nativity 2 escaped this thread. Or did it?  |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 8, 2016 18:15:44 GMT
I once thought Batman and Robin was the worst film ever, but I can tolerate it now. At least it doesn't pretend to take itself remotely seriously. Man of Steel has no such defence.
There are plenty of films I'd be more reluctant to re-see than either of those films, because they're not to my taste and I find them unpleasant to watch - not because I think they're actually poor quality. Last year's Mad Max, which I've seen now, would fall into that category.
The Transformers films are orders of magnitude better than the likes of Battleship.
Ooh! Anyone seen Skyline (2010)? That's a good candidate...
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 8, 2016 21:01:27 GMT
Look Who's Talking Too
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Feb 8, 2016 21:47:56 GMT
I've just remembered North. One of only 2 films I've ever wanted to walk out of the cinema during.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 8, 2016 21:52:03 GMT
Oh Lord, Skyline and Battleship are both pants.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 8, 2016 21:58:50 GMT
Green Lantern. So boring I walked out about an hour or so in.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 8, 2016 23:10:20 GMT
All good suggestions, but none are The Bruce or Chasing The Deer.
Andy
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 8, 2016 23:21:54 GMT
Green Lantern. So boring I walked out about an hour or so in. -Ralph I think someone needs to see the Expanded Cut... Andy |
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 14, 2016 10:54:31 GMT
Yes, Green Lantern was utter garbage. If an Expanded Cut exists it should be sealed in concrete and dumped in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 14, 2016 18:18:16 GMT
It does and is available on shiny disc and iTunes.
Also any answers which are not The Bruce or Chasing The Deer are not the worst film.
Andy
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Post by Benn on Feb 14, 2016 19:03:47 GMT
The Bruce has Brian Blessed in it, it cannot be all bad.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 14, 2016 19:16:49 GMT
The Bruce has Brian Blessed in it, it cannot be all bad. You would think that... |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 15, 2018 12:18:56 GMT
Still no contenders to topple The Bruce or Chasing The Deer?
Andy
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Post by Toph on Dec 15, 2018 12:49:13 GMT
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom has rocketed onto my list. That was so dreadful it makes me wish the franchise stayed dead.
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Post by manmiles on Dec 15, 2018 18:32:51 GMT
Alien Covenant was pretty bad.
Not as bad as After Earth, my wife made me turn that off 30 minutes in.
If I say ‘Triumph of The Will,’ does that count as cheating?
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 15, 2018 21:20:21 GMT
Still no contenders to topple The Bruce or Chasing The Deer? Andy The Angus McFadyn directed version of Macbeth is worse than both. So shit that he didn't even turn up at the Edinburger Film Festival Premier but was instead getting bockled in the bar in the same bloody building. It is so shit I vowed to use it as a True Friend gift but it appears to have vanished into oblivion. -Ralph |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 15, 2018 21:37:56 GMT
A bold claim.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 15, 2018 21:55:12 GMT
It has genuinely upset me that I am unable to make you sit through it.
-Ralph
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Dec 16, 2018 16:49:35 GMT
Baywatch certainly worst of 2017, but I only just watched it.
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