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Post by The Doctor on Oct 19, 2016 20:47:09 GMT
He has gone mad. Judge him.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by blueshift on Oct 19, 2016 20:50:11 GMT
I am innocent! Innocent!
*Chases Ralph about the court room, gurning*
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 19, 2016 20:54:47 GMT
See how he jests! See how he boasts! THIS IS CONDUCT UNBECOMING A CHUM LORD!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by blueshift on Oct 19, 2016 21:21:11 GMT
Will the court really listen to a man who eats ice cream at a bonfire?
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 19, 2016 21:50:19 GMT
OH, FUCK ME, HE'S INNOCENT, AND MAY MY EYES BE DAMN AND MY HEART BE CAST ASUNDER!!!!
In all seriousness, Viewers, Blueshift is One Of Those who has a certain 'SIGHT' beyond the normal sensory perception of other Humans. He is a 'Special One', and should be, more-or-less, worshiped as one. Go Blueshit *punches sky*.
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Post by Benn on Oct 20, 2016 15:27:04 GMT
I hope Blue's ascension to Godhood goes well then.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 20, 2016 16:40:58 GMT
Blueshift's case does not go well!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 20, 2016 19:20:56 GMT
How can the man who produced the Rock Lords zine of zines be guilty of anything?
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 20, 2016 20:23:52 GMT
The case is currently tied!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by legios on Oct 20, 2016 20:26:30 GMT
I'm too busy seeing the invisible to render a meaningful verdict it seems.
Karl
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 20, 2016 20:27:45 GMT
The...the...what?
-The Ralphyard
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Post by legios on Oct 20, 2016 20:38:47 GMT
It's a reference to the theme song from "Teggen Toppa Gurren Lagann", a japanese Super Robot series. Which mixes an opera liberetto with a rap which contains the lyrics:-
"Do the impossible. See the invisible
Row, Row, Fight the Powah.
Touch the untouchable. Break the unbreakable.
Row, Row, Fight the Powah"
Not actually that bothered about the song per se, but I do like its rather playful way of mixing things that don't really go together.
Karl
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Post by blueshift on Oct 20, 2016 20:51:49 GMT
It's a reference to the theme song from "Teggen Toppa Gurren Lagann", a japanese Super Robot series. I am also currently watching this series. Hopefully this fact proves my innocence to Karl as it means I must be a sterling example of Blueshiftness |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 20, 2016 21:01:54 GMT
Your fate still hangs in the balance!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 20, 2016 21:22:07 GMT
Terrible revelations in the other thread...
Shocking....
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Post by blueshift on Oct 20, 2016 21:24:26 GMT
I feel that these revelations prove my honesty and integrity!
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 20, 2016 21:27:04 GMT
Errr yeah... yeah, s'pose so...
Even if they are misguided and WRONG!!!
WRRROOONNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by blueshift on Oct 20, 2016 21:28:45 GMT
Ah but you know where I stand!
Also I liked the guys who were re-released in the gold box Classics. Also the combiner teams.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 20, 2016 21:34:35 GMT
THE VERDICT WILL BE DELIVERED ON FRIDAY EVENING.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by blueshift on Oct 20, 2016 21:39:05 GMT
No wait, give me more time to sign up some more dummy accounts to vote UH I MEAN...
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 20, 2016 21:51:49 GMT
Make your case while you still have time!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 20, 2016 22:29:13 GMT
THE VERDICT WILL BE DELIVERED ON FRIDAY EVENING. -The Ralphyard who will be next to face your mockery of justice? (we've not done M yet) |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Oct 21, 2016 5:55:19 GMT
I use my 6000th post and my first intervention in a 'Trial' to smite Blueshift for disrespecting the original and definitive Transformers cast.
Martin
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Post by blueshift on Oct 21, 2016 7:53:36 GMT
Make your case while you still have time! -The Ralphyard Ladies and gentlemen of the court. The Ralphyard feeds you lies and deceit. The question is not what I am guilty of! Nay! For is it not clear I am the greatest Hubber of them all? Who else has eschewed our sacred values? Who made a Rock Lords fanzine? Who explained to Ralph what hot food was? Who generously gave away a broken ROTF Mixmaster in a thrilling pub quiz? Who modestly built a 14 foot statue of himself? Who had the bravery to ask the most difficult question of all - can you eat a tub of margarine without dying? The Ralphyard has simply been driven quite iNsAnE by the knowledge that he has been doing bonfires wrong all these years. And I ask you court, is it wrong to condemn me simply because I do not love the rubbish series 1 Autobots? On a board that pledges love and acceptance to even the most lowly RiD loving sickos? Is it really wrong to call Rodimus (the CHOSEN ONE) the greatest of all Primes? Nay, I say! Nay! If the mysteries of Tim and the Hidden People mean nothing to you, then yes, by all means condemn me. For I would not want to live in such a world anyway!!!! |
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Post by blueshift on Oct 21, 2016 7:54:10 GMT
Also as a final piece of evidence, check out my totally sweet avatar!
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 21, 2016 9:02:37 GMT
The sands of time run out swiftly for you!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by blueshift on Oct 21, 2016 9:06:38 GMT
Not so. For my 13,000th post is close approaching!!!!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 21, 2016 9:08:30 GMT
THE VERDICT WILL BE DELIVERED ON FRIDAY EVENING. -The Ralphyard who will be next to face your mockery of justice? (we've not done M yet) I think a vote on Martin's innocence is so forgone a conclusion there is no need to hold a trial! |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 21, 2016 9:17:24 GMT
"The Least Likely Can Be The Most Dangerous"
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 21, 2016 9:22:00 GMT
No.... not Martin. Never... NEVER HE!!
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