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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2016 18:28:54 GMT
Hello everyone As it is the US elections, the Hub too should have elections to find our President But who will we vote for?  ?? Candidate 1: Ralph. White Hubcap Party.Can Ralph be a perfect president? Or will the terrible scandal that he HATES STAR FLEET derail him?
Candidate 2: Phil. Micromaster Starsaber PartyWill Phil rule from his pizza restaurant or will he be PRESIDENT EVIL? Will the scandal over his love for Reign of Terror end his career before it's started??? Candidate 3: A Sausage. Sausage PartyWill the inanimate sausage win, or will he be destroyed by allegations that he's actually a vile quorn sausage (seriously D: ) Polls close when the US ones do. GO GO GO |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 8, 2016 18:30:14 GMT
Matthew, Matthew, Matthew.
No option for me, the one who actually has the red button that can nuke the board...
Someone is definitely not getting Ralph's power now...
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2016 18:31:25 GMT
Yes but the illuminati secretly run America and you dont' see them on the ballot!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 8, 2016 18:38:13 GMT
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 18:43:10 GMT
Kodos cannot bring order. Only I can bring the calm balance the Hub needs in these troubling times.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2016 18:58:39 GMT
Where do the candidates stand on posting in giant red fonts??
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 19:03:18 GMT
Only to be used in cases of justified public need.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2016 19:30:12 GMT
Where do the candidates stand on Time and the Rani?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 19:33:45 GMT
It is misunderstood.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2016 19:34:51 GMT
It is misunderstood. -Ralph Excellent, excellent |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 8, 2016 19:40:43 GMT
Yes some have really misunderstood it cos it is actually pish of the highest order.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 8, 2016 19:41:14 GMT
Where do the candidates stand on posting in giant red fonts?? Would be banned by Presidential Decree |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2016 19:44:56 GMT
Yes some have really misunderstood it cos it is actually pish of the highest order. But it is one of my mum's favourite stories. That and Web of Fear. (true!) |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 8, 2016 20:17:10 GMT
It is misunderstood. -Ralph How is it misunderstood??! |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 20:31:01 GMT
It has Einstein in it and he is smart.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 22:13:42 GMT
A vote for President Sausage is a vote for the unknown. You can trust me.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 22:18:19 GMT
I will take the Hub forward to a new age of peace and prosperity. Action Masters for all. A knighthood for Furman.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 8, 2016 22:21:21 GMT
A vote for President Sausage is a vote for the unknown. You can trust me. no we can't. |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 22:41:38 GMT
There is a place for all people in The Hub when I am your President. Everyone will have their chance to start the weekly threads. This I give to you: the people.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2016 23:37:46 GMT
I pledge to prioritise equal cake distribution.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 8, 2016 23:43:17 GMT
The Leave Campaign is under threat of going down for lying to the electorate, do you want to join them?
I think the whole forum is aware of your True Cake Policy.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 9, 2016 0:46:38 GMT
I like a good President Sausage. If you put it in a bun you can eat it anywhere!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 9, 2016 1:58:23 GMT
What, even when you're outside on fireworks night and fancy something served with a bit of onion?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 9, 2016 6:12:25 GMT
If there are no jacket spuds about.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 9, 2016 6:47:58 GMT
But either is acceptable?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 9, 2016 7:40:03 GMT
Yes.
It appears this vote is going on longer than expected.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2016 8:02:25 GMT
The election is called for sausage!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2016 11:06:12 GMT
I concede the election to my good friend President Sausage.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 9, 2016 12:42:50 GMT
"I will reach out and unify all hot dogs in my stomach. I will be a president for all potatoes.
Even the ones who didn't vote for me (I know who you are)."
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2016 13:41:17 GMT
I look forward to working together positively with President Sausage and congratulate them on a hard-fought campaign.
-Ralph
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