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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 2, 2017 23:01:59 GMT
It commences
With present tenses.
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 3, 2017 5:29:44 GMT
Welcome joyous Monday,
Surely the most fun day.
Don't you think it's great?
Maybe it's something I ate.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 3, 2017 6:41:28 GMT
Rhyming week offers challenge and fun
But different brain use can hurt a ton
So whilst your brain is in mess
Explore also the fun of chess
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 3, 2017 6:52:04 GMT
It is time for me to fly
I can't rhyme, I'd rather die.
My efforts would be all in vain
So I'm off to catch a train.
Back Wednesday, have fun!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 3, 2017 8:55:28 GMT
He has left us hanging,
a crime that is.
to cut short his jamming,
It makes me in a fizz!
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Post by Benn on Jul 3, 2017 9:32:27 GMT
If gone til midweek is he
then in a bind are we?
I hope my voice isn't too shrill
But do we need a backup Phil?
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 3, 2017 13:30:09 GMT
Yes.
Confess!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 3, 2017 14:35:50 GMT
Backup Phil enjoy rhymes.
He is down with the times.
Activate him now!
Let him take a bow!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 3, 2017 21:15:29 GMT
I am the Doctor,
Who rules with an iron knocker!
Fetch me my helicopter,
Before it is October!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 4, 2017 6:09:16 GMT
Today is Tuesday
Surely Doctor Who's day.
But is Who really
His given name?
And will he turn next
Into a Time-Dame?
Martin
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Jim
Thunderjet
Micromaster Backside Monitor
Now in glorious Ultra HD 4K
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Post by Jim on Jul 4, 2017 7:41:05 GMT
Time dame? That sounds to me to be rather shady
Surely you meant to say "a Time Lady"
For as far as I know he is no Time Knight
(but now that I've said it, it sounds kind of right)
-Jim
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 4, 2017 8:03:52 GMT
I will battle the knight,
He will not escape with his kite.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 4, 2017 20:07:07 GMT
Racing around with my lights and chimes
Trying to think up lyrics and rhymes
Drugs flow fast!
Patient's aghast!
As I ignore them to think up some lines
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Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
Posts: 5,934
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Post by Stomski on Jul 4, 2017 20:14:18 GMT
Oh Christ is it this again?
It'll drive us all insane,
For others it must seem quite strange,
To post and keep on topic,
For it does not limit our range,
With this fun and frolic.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 4, 2017 20:19:59 GMT
The rhymes must never end,
It will drive Phil round the bend!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 5, 2017 6:27:48 GMT
Hello Wednesday
Spider-Men's Day.
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 5, 2017 13:06:05 GMT
Ryde Pierhead to Surbiton: 2 Hours
Surbiton to Mum's, with a 5 min stop to pick up lunch when I changed buses: 1h40m!
The fuel spill outside Surbiton stn couldn't be helped but which Idiot on Kingston council decided to dig up part of the one way system while the Hampton Ct flower show is on? Buses nose to tail all the way down Eden St cos they couldn't get out at Eden St!
Oh F*** I forgot was rhyming week still
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 5, 2017 13:14:24 GMT
Oh F*** I forgot was rhyming week still I don't think I believe you Phil I fear your efforts in this are nill Just trying it once! Just use your nonse! It will give Doc's spine a chill! |
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Post by Benn on Jul 5, 2017 15:11:36 GMT
Maybe this is Backup Phil
And his RAM is super fill
with no room left to seek
the joys of rhyming week.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 5, 2017 16:24:50 GMT
Backup Phil would always rhyme
He appreciates it is time.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 5, 2017 17:08:01 GMT
I am the Spidery-Man,
I also like to eat a flan.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 5, 2017 17:58:40 GMT
Do you mean quiche or (dessert) flan?
In the north describing them different
does not seem a viable plan.
It is not very brilliant.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 5, 2017 19:19:17 GMT
Tired after my shift
My mind is adrift
But all the rhyme
Concepts sublime
My mood gets a lift!
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Post by buffoon on Jul 5, 2017 19:26:09 GMT
There was a young man from Venus
Who had an incredibly large penis
It dragged on the ground!
Abrasions abound!
But at least he's rich and famous
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 5, 2017 20:43:42 GMT
My penis is not like a flan,
If I got it out I would face a ban.
Better to keep my underpants on,
Less I hear the cries of "Begone! Begone!"
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 5, 2017 21:05:28 GMT
Dance dance dance!
It comes from France!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 5, 2017 22:00:22 GMT
My mind is blown!
I, sanity not own!
The Doc' has me in a vice!
A vice of despire!
I feel there's no air!
So downeth my pants I put ice!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 6, 2017 18:01:55 GMT
Nearly the end of Thursday.
That was a could-have-been-worse day.
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 7, 2017 5:31:49 GMT
I declare Friday
To be Have Some More Pie Day.
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 7, 2017 6:36:48 GMT
Home time! Should be back in Swindon by 12 if all goes to plan!
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