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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 19, 2018 21:23:19 GMT
Now can anyone else name 12 Micromasters? -Ralph Blasthard Dubstep Flubber Moonhonker Fister Tidalmount Fallopion Noticeboard Nimmits Relic Cumstation Roy |
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 19, 2018 21:26:51 GMT
That has reduced me to uncontrollable tears of laughter. Mrs P is most upset she doesn't understand why.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 19, 2018 21:32:45 GMT
Mrs P and Mrs S would get on like a house on fire. Or start some kind of support group for Action Figure widows...
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 19, 2018 22:36:30 GMT
CUMSTATION, THIS IS NIMMITS! LAUNCH TIDALMOUNT QUICKLY! BLASTHARD IS ATTACKING!
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 19, 2018 22:50:07 GMT
NIMMITS! THIS IS DUBSTEP! CUMSTATION'S DOWN, MAN! FALLOPION TOOK HIM OUT WITH HIS EVIL MIND-BEAMS! AND WE'RE TAKING FIRE FROM MOONHONKER AND NOTICEBOARD! WE'VE GOT TO ASK RELIC WHAT TO DO!
NO, DUBSTEP, NO! RELIC... RELIC IS LOST TO US. HE... HE CAN'T HELP. THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE... HE JUST CAN'T HELP. WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT CRAZY SON-OF-A-GUN ROY HAS SOMETHING UP HIS CYBER-SLEEVE!
ROY?!?! I LIKE THE BOT, BUT HE CRASHED OUT IF MICROMASTER ACADEMY! HE'S NOT READY TO HANDLE THE PRESSURE! HE CAN'T HELP!
HE'S OUR ONLY HOPE, UNTIL DOC' FLUBBER CAN GET CUMSTATION BACK ON-LINE! ISSUE A GENERAL RETREAT! I... I'M GOING TO TRY TO HOLD OFF BLASTHARD, WITH EVERYTHING I'VE GOT....
NO! EVERYTIME YOU'VE FACED BLASTHARD HE'S BEATEN YOU! NIMMITS! NIMMITS, NOOOOO!!!
I... I HAVE NO CHOICE. THANK YOU, OLD FRIEND... AND GOODBYE...
NIMMIIIIITTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!
............
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 19, 2018 23:52:23 GMT
Elsewhere-
ROY! ROY ARE YOU READING ME?!
LEAVE ME ALONE, FISTER.
ROY LISTEN! YOU'VE GOT TO HELP!
FISTER, NIMMITS AND TIDALMOUNT MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THEY DON'T WANT ME AROUND. THE MICROMASTERS ARE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME. I'LL JUST STAY HERE AND BROOD...
LOOK, ROY, I KNOW I'M JUST A YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE 'BOT LOOKING FOR AN IRRESPONSIBLE MOODY ANTI-HERO-LIKE ROLE MODEL, BUT-
SAVE IT, FIST'. LOOK, YOU'RE A GOOD 'BOT, BUT I-
BLASTHARD'S ATTACKING!!!
SO? CUMSTATION CAN HANDLE ANYTHING BLASTHARD AND HIS GOONS CAN THROW AT HIM.
NO! CUMSTATION'S DOWN! THAT WEIRD DECEPTICON SCIENTIST TOOK HIM OUT!
WHAT?!
NIMMITS IS FACING BLASTHARD ALONE!
BUT, BUT HE CAN'T BEAT HIM ALONE... NO ONE CAN... NOT AN OCTICHANGER LIKE BLASTHARD... WHERE'S TIDALMOUNT?
FIGHTING MOONHONKER IN ORBIT!
NIMMITS CAN'T BEAT BLASTHARD ALONE...
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! WHATEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! ALL THAT COUNTS IS WHAT WE DO WHEN IT COUNTS! YOU TAUGHT ME THAT! I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE YOU PUNCHED PROWL IN THE FACE, AND NIMMITS HATES YOU 'COS HE THINKS THE MATRIX SHINES OUT OF PROWL'S ARSE, BUT YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE TO PROVE YOURSELF HERE, ROY! AND PROVE SOMETHING TO MICROMASTER-KIND! ....ROY? ...ROYYYYY!!!!!!
..........
OK. LOCK 'N' LOAD, FISTER. WE'RE GOING IN....
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 20, 2018 7:24:20 GMT
BLASTHARD.
AHH, NIMMITS, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. THE AUTOBOT MICROMASTER'S UP-AND-COMING NEW STAR-
SAVE IT, BLASTHARD! THIS PLANET IS UNDER OUR PROTECTION!
THIS PLANET... AND IT'S MASSIVE MICRO-ENERGON DEPOSITS...?
BUT, HOW? HOW DID YOU-
HOW DID I FIND OUT THAT'S WHY THE MICROMASTERS HAVE PUT A DEFENSE TEAM HERE? FAIRLY OBVIOUS... AND BESIDES, WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I PUT UP WITH THAT CREEPY SCIENTIST OF MINE?
YOU, YOU PLAN TO TAKE THE MICRO-ENERGON FOR THE DECEPTICON MICROMASTERS! A TYPE OF SUPER-CHARGED ENERGON THAT ONLY MICROMASTERS CAN USE!
AND THAT'S NOT ALL. FALLOPION'S FOUND EVIDENCE OF... OTHER THINGS HERE ON THIS FORGOTTEN LITTLE ROCK. JUST WHAT DID RELIC FIND DEEP UNDERGROUND? JUST WHAT DID MAKE THAT OLD FOOL FINALLY LOOSE HIS MIND?
N- NO!
REALLY NIMMITS, I'M DISAPPOINTED. I THOUGHT PROWL TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING HE KNOWS!
I'LL STOP YOU, BLASTHARD! WE WILL STOP YOU! WE HAVE SOMETHING DECEPTICON MICROMASTERS LACK: TEAMWORK!
I'VE DEFEATED YOU EVERYTIME WE'VE FOUGHT, YOU YOUNG FOOL. THIS TIME WILL BE NO DIFFERENT. BESIDES... YOU DON'T APPEAR TO EVEN HAVE A TEAM. YOU'RE ALONE, NIMMITS. COMPLETELY, ALONE.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 20, 2018 7:59:04 GMT
*Blasthard stands over a barely functional Nimmits*
BLASTHARD: YOU FOUGHT BRAVELY, NIMMITS, BUT YOU HAD NO HOPE AGAINST AN OCTICHANGER. NOW, WHERE IS RELIC?
NIMMITS: NNGH, G- GO TO HELL, BLASTHARD!
BLASTHARD: FINE. I'LL GO INTO CUMSTATION AND FIND HIM MYSELF! BUT FIRST, I'LL RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR MYSTERY, NIMMITS... *levels Quantum-pulse blaster*
ROY: NO SO FAST, DECEPTICON!
BLASTHARD: ARGH! WHAT?!
NIMMITS: N- NO! ROY, SAVE YOURSELF!
ROY: NO WAY, BOSS-BOT! LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK!
BLASTHARD: YOU FOOL! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! MOONHONKER! ARE YOU RECEIVING ME? COME TO ME NOW! WE ENTER CUMSTATION IMMEDIATELY!
*An unconscious Moonhonker is thrown at Blasthard's feet*
TIDALMOUNT: MOONHONKER'S NOT ABLE TO RESPOND AT THE MOMENT, DECEPTICON.
BLASTHARD: WHA- CURSE YOU!
ROY: HERE, BLASTHARD! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT RELIC FOUND? TAKE A CLOSE LOOK!
NIMMITS: NO, ROY!
BLASTHARD: AHH YES! GIVE IT TO M- WHAT?!?! NO! NO IT CAN'T BE!!! NNNEEEEAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
ROY: FOR MICROMASTER KIND!!!!!!!!
*Huge Explosion*
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 20, 2018 9:47:21 GMT
Shockprowl's burst into fanfiction!
Amazing!
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Post by blueshift on Oct 20, 2018 11:19:06 GMT
Shockprowl's burst into fanfiction! Amazing! this is a nightmare!!! |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 20, 2018 15:57:37 GMT
"To some, a dream....."
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Post by blueshift on Oct 20, 2018 17:11:19 GMT
The adventures of Cumstation will NOT be finding their way into next year's fanzine
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 20, 2018 17:49:50 GMT
But there's an EPIC story to tell about Omega Supreme's little brother!
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 20, 2018 18:03:44 GMT
In orbit...
THAT WAS UNEXPECTED, FALLOPION.
YES INDEED, NOTICEBOARD.
OUR STOCKS WILL SUFFER, I'VE PREPARED A PIECHART TO ILUSTRATE JUST MUCH THIS WILL COST US-
NOT NOW, NOTICEBOARD! DID YOU FIND MOONHONKER?
YES. HE'S BADLY DAMAGED, BUT WILL RECOVER IN THE MICRO-CRYO-BAY.
THE AUTOBOTS?
RETREATED BACK INTO CUMSTATION. I WAS UNABLE TO DETERMIND THEIR STATUS.
AND WHAT OF BLASTHARD...?
OF BLASTHARD, THERE WAS NO TRACE...
HMMMM...
FALLOPION, WAS IT... WAS IT WHAT YOU THOUGHT? THE ARTIFACT THAT RELIC FOUND? THAT ROY UNLEASHED?
....YES. YES I THINK SO...
MUST AGGRIVATE YOU THAT RELIC FOUND IT BEFORE YOU...
ENOUGH! ALL THAT MATTERS IS, IT HAS FINALLY BEEN FOUND.
BUT YOU HEARD THE COMM', IT DROVE RELIC MAD!
IRRELEVANT. MY OLD TUTOR WAS WELL ON HIS WAY TO CEREBRO INSTABILITY. I WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND IT'S EFFECTS.
THEN WHAT? WITH BLASTHARD MISSING, POSSIBLY EVEN DESTROYED- NO. NO, SURELY YOU DON'T MEAN TO WHEALED IT YOURSELF?!
........
JUST CONTINUE SCANNING THE SURFACE, NOTICEBOARD...
....VERY WELL....
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