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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 5, 2018 8:25:33 GMT
We've left this a bit too long but....
The facts of the matter are that over the week of 19th-25th of November the Ms hosted Ralph as a guest during which time he presented M with a Llama egg. No I don't understand that bit but the posts by both parties verify this version of events.
Following Burns' departure M took rather unwell which led to ambulances being summoned, none of which contained the forum's paramedic.
M is now recovering but I think we need to know who done it.
Obviously he most likely suspect is Burns and the mysterious Llama egg. But there remains the possibility he may have done it by other means.
Mrs M is included as she was present at the time but since M has just got job and is able to keep her in the manner to which she has become accustomed she surely must be a rank outsider.
More worryingly Shockprowl's lack of attendance does cast suspicion on him.
Or it could jut have been a dodgy sausage.
The official forum enquiry is now open.....
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Post by blueshift on Dec 5, 2018 9:03:29 GMT
Are we certain it wasn't one of Vile Stinkhorns stench eggs??
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Post by Stomski on Dec 5, 2018 12:09:44 GMT
The real question is, where was the paramedic?!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2018 12:42:23 GMT
If the llama egg was so dangerous surely Mrs M and I would have been affected too?
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Dec 5, 2018 13:11:15 GMT
You could have built up an immunity!
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Post by blueshift on Dec 5, 2018 13:27:17 GMT
You could have built up an immunity! "Is it the stench egg in front of me, or the stench egg in front of you??"
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2018 16:34:15 GMT
IT'S NOT MY PATCH!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 5, 2018 16:36:05 GMT
I don't think that's the point, surely if any forum member is in medical trouble the you and Ratchet have a duty to attend?
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2018 16:37:56 GMT
I -forgive me- WE can only go where Control send us! I received no emergency dispatch to M's location! I am innocent!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2018 16:46:19 GMT
I know who Control is!
Ask me who.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 5, 2018 16:55:34 GMT
It's Robert Lansing aka Gary Seven!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2018 17:05:56 GMT
You are wrong. Try again.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 5, 2018 17:08:56 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2018 17:27:56 GMT
M knows full well which Control I am referring to! Unless he names it he knows what will happen!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2018 17:29:33 GMT
I know who Control is! Ask me who. -Ralph Woah woah WOAH! NO ONE knows who Control is.... NO ONE!... we're told not to ask ..
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Post by blueshift on Dec 5, 2018 17:52:53 GMT
Control wants to be ladylike
pity poor Control
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Post by Benn on Dec 5, 2018 18:10:29 GMT
M knows full well which Control I am referring to! Unless he names it he knows what will happen! -Ralph ANOTHER THREAT ON M'S LIFE!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 5, 2018 18:35:01 GMT
NO ONE knows who Control is.... Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2018 20:55:24 GMT
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE!
So they say....
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2018 20:56:40 GMT
Control wants to be ladylike pity poor Control Baking powder...?
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Post by KnightBeat on Dec 5, 2018 21:14:23 GMT
If the egg was boiled, the plot is foiled.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2018 21:33:14 GMT
Control wants to be ladylike pity poor Control No not that one. -Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 5, 2018 21:38:14 GMT
Can... What... How...
Wait, hang on a minute. Llamas don't lay eggs. They're mammals. What the deuce is going on here?
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Post by blueshift on Dec 5, 2018 21:41:11 GMT
Can... What... How... Wait, hang on a minute. Llamas don't lay eggs. They're mammals. What the deuce is going on here? It was a Stench Egg, Pinwig
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 5, 2018 21:42:37 GMT
What's that got to do with llamas?!
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2018 22:04:18 GMT
Or the Ambulance Service?!
I do carry nose-clips....
There more for epistaxis than foul odors, but I suppose they'd have the same effect....
HANG ON. Fort Max was taken out by...
A BAD GUFF?!?!?!?!
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Post by legios on Dec 5, 2018 22:09:41 GMT
You could have built up an immunity! "Is it the stench egg in front of me, or the stench egg in front of you??" "You bested my giant so clearly your are strong and a strong man might put the poison in his own egg - trusting to his strength to save him. So clearly I cannot choose the egg in front of you." Karl
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2018 23:08:28 GMT
Errmm.... Has anypony actually checkef on FortMax...? Is he, like, still alive 'n' stuff....?
OR IS THIS A MURDER ENQUIRY?!?!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 6, 2018 9:41:19 GMT
I can confirm he still functions and has returned to work.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 6, 2018 10:45:50 GMT
I am still not right.
And note Ralph's repeated threat of harm to my person.
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