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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 19, 2021 14:03:33 GMT
Ralph is no longer Britney Spears... he is now... MAW MAN. Ralph can be Britney Spears again at a moments notice because he wants to. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 19, 2021 16:59:42 GMT
1131/2000 down. Fuck me, this is hard! I'll just have to try the trick of doing it when I'm tired. Sometimes that helps squeeze it out when I'm banging away at it. -Ralph Have you got The Three Doctors in there yet? |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 19, 2021 17:16:18 GMT
Ralph is no longer Britney Spears... he is now... MAW MAN. Ralph can be Britney Spears again at a moments notice because he wants to. Wasn't that one Billie Piper? |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 19, 2021 17:16:40 GMT
No, it's not going to be relevant, I don't think.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 20, 2021 11:41:35 GMT
1618/2000. I now have the problem of how to make several major points in only around 300 words. BALLS.
Sammy the sloth and Nutsy the squirrel Cuddlies have joined the home library helpdesk to provide support.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 21, 2021 11:14:20 GMT
1994/2000 and that will do.
But does this mean Assigment 4 of A333 is done? Fook no! This was just 4.1! Still got 4.2 and 4.3 to do before I can submit all of it. Another week of this.
*sobs*
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 21, 2021 11:55:29 GMT
Progress has been made though.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 22, 2021 11:17:04 GMT
WHY THE FUCK WILL THE FUCKING BULLETS NOT FUCING ALIGN WORD PROCESSING IS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 22, 2021 11:27:05 GMT
WHY WILL THE BULLETS NOT FUCING STAY SIN THE SAME PLACE WHY THE FUYCK ARE THE WODS JUMLPING AROUND AaarrarragGHGHHH FUUUUCKKKKK
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 22, 2021 16:45:15 GMT
Look at the sloth. Look in the sloth's eyes. And you will know strength and wisdom.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 22, 2021 17:12:58 GMT
Look at the sloth. Look in the sloth's eyes. And you will know strength and wisdom. Or look in Action Master Wheeljack's eyes, and you will know the truth that may not be spoken aloud.  Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 22, 2021 17:26:22 GMT
AAAAIIIEEEEEE.
But 4.2 done. Just need to get 4.3 done to get this bastard in the can. Then the road to 5 begins.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 22, 2021 18:35:06 GMT
Delete as applicable:
The Road to 5 is paved with:
1. Good intentions
2. Bad inventions
3. Awkward tensions
4. Work abstensions
5. Fun conventions
6. Honourable mentions
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 23, 2021 11:52:25 GMT
Sammy the sloth and Nutsy the squirrel can now stand down from the helpdesk for a bit as 4.3 is done and away. We now move on to a mini-project: Do people need to be nudged? -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 23, 2021 12:05:47 GMT
Having some trouble finding an article. I may have to contact...THE OU LIBRARY HELPDESK.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 23, 2021 13:49:33 GMT
Nudged where?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 23, 2021 14:02:49 GMT
It's to do with libertarian paternalism.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 23, 2021 21:59:13 GMT
So, nudged in the cock then?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 1, 2021 12:11:52 GMT
MAXIMUM EXCITEMENT TONIGHT!
For I will be accessing the OU Library Helpdesk LIVE for advice on referencing.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 1, 2021 12:59:33 GMT
No way!
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 1, 2021 14:01:14 GMT
I expect this monumentous event to be live streamed.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 1, 2021 16:17:31 GMT
It is! At 7:30pm.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 1, 2021 16:29:27 GMT
I mean to us.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 1, 2021 16:34:46 GMT
I am sure that would break GDPR.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 1, 2021 19:17:20 GMT
PANIC!
THE HELPDESK HAS CRASHED! THE HELPDESK HAS CRASHED!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 1, 2021 19:19:26 GMT
I'm back in but my name has now changed to...Ralph 2.
-Ralph 2
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 1, 2021 19:27:46 GMT
I'm back in but my name has now changed to...Ralph 2. -Ralph 2 That sounds almost exactly like the Dr Strange story I just read in which everyone on Earth (except Dr Strange), including the reader, died, and were replaced by exact copies unaware that anything had happened. Except... not to give rise to suspicion, the copies' names did not have '2' added to them. People would have noticed. As you have done. Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 1, 2021 19:59:36 GMT
SCANDAL!
The answer to the current question in the session is NOT 'D: The library helpdesk'.
ALL MY DREAMS RUINED.
-Ralph 2
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 1, 2021 21:38:04 GMT
What?
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 1, 2021 22:10:58 GMT
I'm sorry, Doc' 2.
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