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Post by The Doctor on Oct 22, 2018 18:34:01 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN 20 MINUTES. GO TO THE DESK BEFORE THEN.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 22, 2018 18:45:00 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK IS CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES. IF YOU NEED TO RETURN ITEMS DO IT BEFORE THEN.
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 22, 2018 20:03:43 GMT
Are you stuck in the toilet again?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 13, 2018 19:44:54 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2019 19:32:36 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2019 19:46:49 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 21, 2019 20:06:17 GMT
Why does it close at five to eight?
Mind you, a library help desk open that late is pretty impressive.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2019 22:14:40 GMT
Who knows but the tannoy announcement is always so loud I almost fall off my chair.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 21, 2019 22:25:23 GMT
Come to think of it, an actual library open that late is impressive.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 30, 2019 19:31:52 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE...THE...LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN TWENTY MINUTES. TWENTY MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 30, 2019 19:46:47 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE...THE...LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN TWENTY MINUTES. TWENTY MINUTES. -Ralph Five minutes earlier tonight! Outrageous! |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 30, 2019 19:46:58 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN FIVE MINUTES. THAT'S FIVE MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 31, 2019 18:43:12 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN FIVE MINUTES. THAT'S FIVE MINUTES. -Ralph I'm fascinated by this. That meant last night the help desk closed at eight minutes to eight. Last Library message it closed at five to eight. Someone's knocking off early! |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 11, 2019 19:30:12 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN TWENTY MINUTES!
I must watch out for the hail of bullets!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 11, 2019 19:45:15 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES.
Egads oh no time for peanuts.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 11, 2019 20:58:32 GMT
Noooo! On my tablet I can't hover over the time of post to reveal the true time! I must away to my PC to see if the library help desk are knocking off early again!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 11, 2019 22:22:11 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. Egads oh no time for peanuts. -Ralph OUTRAGEOUS. This means the help desk closed tonight at 7.50pm! That's the earliest time yet. Standards are slipping. What next? 7.45?!?!? |
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 11, 2019 22:24:32 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. Egads oh no time for peanuts. -Ralph OUTRAGEOUS. This means the help desk closed tonight at 7.50pm! That's the earliest time yet. Standards are slipping. What next? 7.45?!?!? OMEGA WILL SIT ON THEM, WITH HIS BIG BUTT! AND CERTAINLY WILL NOT CALL YOU A SLUT ... |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 12, 2019 20:17:49 GMT
When did the library help desk close this evening? I MUST KNOW.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 12, 2019 20:24:08 GMT
When did the library help desk close this evening? I MUST KNOW. I had to leave early as I forgot my computer mouse, It was not even down my blouse. I cannot work a computer without it, Using controls without it makes me look like a tit. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 12, 2019 20:26:29 GMT
Nooo.... I cannot function without knowing when the help desk closed... This is disastrous. Incomplete data.
*Fzzzt*
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 12, 2019 20:31:44 GMT
Oooooo-kaaaayyyyy, Pinwig needs to go in his Special Room again...
Come on, buddy, come on, big fella. Yeah, yeah good job, good job, buddy! Look at this fancy new UNOPENED Transformers toy! You Wana look at it in it's box? Yeah you do! Juuuust gonna put here, in this Nice Room... that's it, in ya go-
*LOCKS DOOR*
OK, CODE: GREEN, EVERYPONY! CODE: GREEN!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 12, 2019 21:03:54 GMT
If we had enough data we could make a graph of the closing time. It would demonstrate the descent into naughtiness going on. The gradual earlier closing going unnoticed by library patrons! It must be exposed!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 12, 2019 22:06:13 GMT
HE'S OUT!!! HE GOT OUT!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 12, 2019 22:40:53 GMT
It's Ralph's tales of his visits to the toilets in the place that are the real treat.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 13, 2019 17:56:28 GMT
ATTENTION! THIS IS THE LIBRARY HELPDESK! AS WE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFT PLEASE SHOW COURTESY AND DO NOT USE IT. ONLY FOR DISABLED USERS AND STAFF MOVING STOCK!!!
(They did not mention the clock)
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 13, 2019 19:41:50 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN TEN MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN TEN MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 13, 2019 19:45:49 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THANKYOU.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Feb 13, 2019 20:44:46 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THANKYOU. -Ralph Disgraceful that they're not doing their announcements in rhyme |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 13, 2019 21:40:54 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THANKYOU. -Ralph Hmmmmmm... Closed at 19:51 tonight did it... WE'RE WATCHING YOU, LIBRARY HELP DESK. YOUR TIME HAS BEEN NOTED. |
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