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Post by Pinwig on Feb 13, 2019 21:47:49 GMT
ATTENTION! THIS IS THE LIBRARY HELPDESK! AS WE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFT PLEASE SHOW COURTESY AND DO NOT USE IT. ONLY FOR DISABLED USERS AND STAFF MOVING STOCK!!! (They did not mention the clock) -Ralph I find it a little disturbing the the desk itself is making announcements. Does the library have a sentient desk? This presents all kinds of possibilities. |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 13, 2019 21:49:11 GMT
Ralph must be praised for remembering his mouse this evening. The helpdesk monitor has been pacified.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 14, 2019 10:08:21 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES. THANKYOU. -Ralph Disgraceful that they're not doing their announcements in rhyme One would expect better from an educational institution. Shocked it is not in their constitution. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 18:53:23 GMT
Tick... tick... tick...
The library helpdesk enters the last hour of its day...
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 14, 2019 19:29:39 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN APPROXIMATELY TWENTY MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN APPROXIMATELY TWENTY MINUTES. THANKYOU.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 19:38:21 GMT
19:29 and 39 seconds.
So we're heading for a 19:49 and 39 seconds closure tonight! Could be the earliest yet!
*gets popcorn*
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 14, 2019 19:45:11 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES. THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES. THANKYOU.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 19:45:42 GMT
*tension*
Five minutes!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 19:58:42 GMT
19:50 and 11 seconds. A minute earlier than last night. Standards continue to slip.
I vote Ralph goes and asks for help at the help desk at 19:49 to see what happens.
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 19:59:02 GMT
The help desk needs a webcam.
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:30:33 GMT
Phil must complete his mission for the timelords and assemble ALL the library helpdesk posts.
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:31:18 GMT
A QUESTION ARISES IN MY MIND!
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:31:34 GMT
When...
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 14, 2019 21:31:40 GMT
THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER TIME...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:31:48 GMT
When?
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:32:07 GMT
WHEN!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 14, 2019 21:32:11 GMT
Soon...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:32:23 GMT
WHHHHHHEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN....
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:32:33 GMT
Does...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:32:46 GMT
The library help desk...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:32:57 GMT
OPEN?!?!?!?
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:35:30 GMT
This is Ralph's mission. He must find out when the help desk opens.
- The Monitor
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 14, 2019 21:37:42 GMT
Yeah, I think this is called 'Doing a Shockprowl', so, like, you owe me money..? #Copywrite
Also, you've gone to a Bad Place....
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:41:43 GMT
That's not doing a Shockprowl, that's building suspense.
-The Monitor
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 21:42:49 GMT
This is not a bad place. This is the most exciting thing in my life right now.
-The Monitor
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 14, 2019 22:33:41 GMT
Ummmmm... Is the point when an Intervention needs to be... declared?
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 14, 2019 22:38:19 GMT
Ahh man...
I'm so distracted by this thread I just put my hand in my glass of wine...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 14, 2019 22:46:45 GMT
This is not the intervention desk! This is the help desk!
You must intervene elsewhere!
And it is not at all surprising you are so transfixed by this thread that you lost hold of your wine.
This is as exciting as it gets, baby!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 14, 2019 23:11:53 GMT
Phil must complete his mission for the timelords and assemble ALL the library helpdesk posts. Done. They're now in one nice easily nukeable thread. |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 15, 2019 6:46:56 GMT
Martin wonders what announcements are made during the night when the library is closed. What would Ralph hear if he found a hiding place and spent a NIGHT IN THE LIBRARY?
Maybe the books come alive... assuming this library isn't so modern that it doesn't have books... Maybe the ghosts of past librarians make chilling helpdesk announcements to freeze the blood of the living... Maybe...
...maybe there's nothing.
WHO CAN SAY.
Martin
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