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Post by Pinwig on Dec 15, 2021 20:03:54 GMT
FUCKING RIGHT.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 15, 2021 21:42:51 GMT
I'll let you know tomorrow. I am tired.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2021 11:33:59 GMT
The newsletter contained information on library services over Christmas. Also, their annual reports on various schools within a Higher Education institution which cannot be shared with outsiders!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 16, 2022 18:17:41 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK HAS FAILED ME.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 16, 2022 18:17:57 GMT
HOLD ME, PINGUWIG.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 16, 2022 18:18:19 GMT
I needed a copy of a Richard Dawkins book for academic purposes but they did not have an electronic copy so I had to buy a hard copy. Thankfully, I had an Amazon voucher so only 4 quid.
Dawkins is such a prick though. You could drive a bus through his arguments. I look forward to chucking it at a charity shop donation box soon as I'm done with it.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 16, 2022 18:19:09 GMT
Has the Library Helpdesk betrayed us?
Has the Library Helpdesk betrayed *ME*?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 16, 2022 19:56:21 GMT
WE NEED TO WARN PINGWIG! BEFORE HE COMES IN HERE!
I don't think his delicate disposition can handle this... development...
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 20, 2022 20:10:24 GMT
Pinwig lurks outside the door.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 20, 2022 21:13:18 GMT
This is big. BIG.
The Helpdesk is making choices about the information it wishes to impart. Dawkins is out.
The Helpdesk is now... Sentient...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 20, 2022 22:22:28 GMT
The Help desk has Artificial Intelligence
Completed its journey to sentience
I fear now it take this world of ours
The spread out next to conquer the stars
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 29, 2022 9:52:14 GMT
I have received a communication entitled: 'FINAL COUNTDOWN TO NEW LIBRARY SEARCH' . -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 29, 2022 11:57:37 GMT
Now the helpdesk has gained sentience, it is going to regenerate?
Shockprowl will be over the moon if it turns into Peter Capaldi.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 29, 2022 15:10:47 GMT
I will keep you updated.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 31, 2022 17:41:47 GMT
Now the helpdesk has gained sentience, it is going to regenerate? Shockprowl will be over the moon if it turns into Peter Capaldi. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 3, 2022 8:37:43 GMT
The Helpdesk is doing a session tonight on DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 3, 2022 18:12:59 GMT
The Helpdesk is doing a session tonight on DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS. Surely a digital footprint would be a toeprint? Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 3, 2022 19:13:53 GMT
INTO THE FOOTPRINT SESSION. |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 20:49:05 GMT
I need help. Right now. FROM THE LIBRARY HELPDESK . |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 20:49:55 GMT
*HITS THE 'CHAT TO A LIBRARIAN' BUTTON*
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 20:53:45 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 21:02:44 GMT
*MIKE TERMINATES THE PROBLEM AND SWIFTY VANISHES* |
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2022 22:50:32 GMT
MIIIIIIIKKKE!!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 23:04:39 GMT
He only needed six minutes.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2022 23:05:54 GMT
Well he's not called 'Quick Mike' for nothing.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 23:08:44 GMT
He solved the problem I could not. All hail The Library Helpdesk.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2022 23:12:22 GMT
...I....
I love you Mike....
*bites bottom lip*
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 5, 2022 6:09:38 GMT
*MIKE TERMINATES THE PROBLEM AND SWIFTY VANISHES* Who is Swifty and what made him vanish? WE MUST KNOW. Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 5, 2022 9:37:42 GMT
Some things must remain a secret.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 5, 2022 9:47:21 GMT
Some things must remain a secret. Like how Swifty got his nickname... Martin |
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