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Post by Pinwig on Mar 3, 2019 19:13:49 GMT
Well this got weird...
This weekend has seen some stunning Hub revelations. FortMax posted the spuds, Shockprowl eats junk all week and now Blueshift has no nipples.
I need a lie down.
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 3, 2019 19:15:34 GMT
Oh no I didn't. I was not the one who anointed Blueshift Hub Breastmaster, and I certainly didn't ask to examine his nipples.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 3, 2019 19:21:03 GMT
Well this got weird... This weekend has seen some stunning Hub revelations. FortMax posted the spuds, Shockprowl eats junk all week and now Blueshift has no nipples. I need a lie down. Don't forget that Shockprowl can't tell when a Datsun head is not a Prowl head!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 3, 2019 19:21:51 GMT
Crunchy nut cornflakes with red milk. -Ralph Yogurt, as per usual. Then a pair of Danish pastries while setting up in church.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 3, 2019 19:31:43 GMT
Well this got weird... This weekend has seen some stunning Hub revelations. FortMax posted the spuds, Shockprowl eats junk all week and now Blueshift has no nipples. I need a lie down. Don't forget that Shockprowl can't tell when a Datsun head is not a Prowl head! No, Philip, I can't always tell- FROM TINY PICTURES VIEWED FROM A MOBILE PHONE!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 3, 2019 19:38:33 GMT
I could doing just that.
SHAMPROWL!
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 3, 2019 19:43:08 GMT
I AM NOT THE SHAMPROWL!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 3, 2019 20:38:59 GMT
Shamprowl, even I could see the difference from a tiny picture on a mobile phone.
Look at it as a chance to grow.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 3, 2019 20:45:15 GMT
#£@&$!!!!!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 3, 2019 21:06:55 GMT
Every day is a school day Shamprowl.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 3, 2019 21:46:25 GMT
I. Am not. Shamprowl.
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 3, 2019 21:49:27 GMT
Every day is a school day Shamprowl. It fucking well better not be!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 4, 2019 11:07:39 GMT
Having nightmares?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 4, 2019 12:01:53 GMT
I had to mash two cereals together this morning. I was not happy.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 4, 2019 22:28:07 GMT
What cereals?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 4, 2019 22:36:42 GMT
I mix two cereals every day.
I mixed milk from different pints the other day. I thought of you.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 5, 2019 8:56:30 GMT
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and the crunchy ball things one. I had it at M's but that had chocolate curls in it. I can't remember what is is called. Something Crisp. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 5, 2019 8:56:59 GMT
I mix two cereals every day. I mixed milk from different pints the other day. Monster. -Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 6, 2019 18:24:55 GMT
Agreed.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 6, 2019 22:38:23 GMT
I enjoyed it all the more knowing I used my resources wisely.
Thank goodness Ralph doesn't randomly open an extra pint when there is still some of the last one left when he stays over at mine. Mrs M finds people who do a bit mad!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 6, 2019 22:40:27 GMT
If it's for the same bowl of cereal it's beastly to use two different milk receptacles.
BEASTLY!!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 6, 2019 22:43:11 GMT
If he wishes to come back to this house he will use the milk train correctly in series!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 6, 2019 22:44:45 GMT
If I am ever in that position, I will open the new container and use that for my cereal and either make a cup of tea and use the rest of the milk in the first container. If there's not enough for cereal but too much for tea I will simply drink it.
MIXING MILK IS WRONG.
WRONG.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 6, 2019 22:47:27 GMT
All these options are available and would solve his dilemma.
YET HE DOES NOT.
I will report back on next occasion. Can he be smited on the Hub for real life offenses?
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 6, 2019 22:49:06 GMT
No.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 7, 2019 6:01:34 GMT
If it's for the same bowl of cereal it's beastly to use two different milk receptacles. BEASTLY!!!! Battle Beastly? Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 7, 2019 8:00:35 GMT
If it's for the same bowl of cereal it's beastly to use two different milk receptacles. BEASTLY!!!! It is against the laws of the universe. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 7, 2019 8:01:12 GMT
If he wishes to come back to this house he will use the milk train correctly in series! The milk train? -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 7, 2019 8:41:06 GMT
Don't you line your milk bottles up in the fridge in order of expiry date?
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 7, 2019 11:06:37 GMT
If it's for the same bowl of cereal it's beastly to use two different milk receptacles. BEASTLY!!!! Battle Beastly? Martin No for Battle Beasts bring joy. Mixing milk brings only emptiness and pain.
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