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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 21:14:09 GMT
How the fuck is this thing still alive???
ANOTHER DIRECT HIT! DOWN IT GOES!!!
Die, bastard, die! Get out of my bedroom and INTO THE GRAVE!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 2, 2019 21:20:30 GMT
See, for the Blueshift observation portal we had to make things up. Ralph's doing this all on his own.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 2, 2019 21:31:41 GMT
....with it's last buzz... Noble Serenity activates her...
FLY REVENGE PHEROMONE BEACON....
THE SWARM COMES...
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 21:34:19 GMT
I can hear it!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 2, 2019 21:37:00 GMT
Give 'em chance, give 'em chance. We're talking about, like, all the Flies here... All of them... Like a good early twentieth century army, they need time to mobilise...
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2019 21:42:07 GMT
I could hear a clickling, like it was rubbing its legs together or something. I stood on the bed to listen intently. It was coming from on top of the central light shade!
DIRECT HIT!
Now I must stay out the room for 15 minutes to avoid the fumes.
How is it still alive? I've hit the fucker with a dozen blasts!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 2, 2019 21:45:56 GMT
....It is the very sum of the all rage felt by it's whole race...
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 2, 2019 21:51:11 GMT
So Ralph is now ejected from his own bedroom?
The flies won!
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 2, 2019 21:54:27 GMT
...with her last gasp, Serenity buzzes the buzz of righteousness victory....
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 2, 2019 21:58:00 GMT
I suspect Shockprowl is paramedicing it back to life.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 2, 2019 22:14:03 GMT
Not my patch.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 3, 2019 5:23:05 GMT
I could hear a clickling, like it was rubbing its legs together or something. Or perhaps... transforming??? How is it still alive? I've hit the fucker with a dozen blasts!!! That's exactly what the super-fly is saying to its mates about you on the Flyhub UK Forum. Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 3, 2019 5:39:14 GMT
"The stupid giant kept spraying me with air freshener or deodorant or something." "Well, you do have bad breath. He opened the window to clearly invite more of us in, but didn't seem pleased to see us." "I thought he opened the window because he wanted to go out, but he stayed put." "He went out eventually through the door after saying something to me that I didn't understand because of his strong Scottish accent." "Maybe he's gone to get us something to eat." "Let's guard his bed for him." "When he goes to sleep, I'll give him a dental check-up." "I'll check his ears and nostrils." "Hope he doesn't snore." Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 6:30:47 GMT
Ohhhh... Harmony and Serenity....
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 17:49:30 GMT
The coast seemes clear until suddenly one of them came at me!
BOOM! Direct hit!
Then another came from the curtain!!!
BOOM! Direct hit! Might have ruined the curtain though.
So many blasts of RAID that I have to leave the flat for a while due to fumes.
This fly situation is starting to piss me off!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 20:38:40 GMT
THE SWARM HAS YOU
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 20:43:51 GMT
FFS!
AGAIN!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 20:46:19 GMT
THEY'RE TOYING WITH YOU
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 3, 2019 20:47:35 GMT
We may have reached the point where Ralph needs some kind of live-in care.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 20:54:12 GMT
Chased it into the living room using the Pinwig Iteration of Light Law (PILL) and scored a direct hit. It went spiralling down among the Cyberverse toys where it was trapped between Megatron and Shockwave until I got in the Capture Glass.
THE THREAT IS OVER.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2019 20:56:31 GMT
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 22:15:59 GMT
TAKEDOWN! TAKEDOWN!
As it was disposed of it I am sure I saw another one out of the corner of my eye.
It's a fucking infestation! This place is clean! Why???
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 3, 2019 22:23:01 GMT
It's the weather.
Had more than a few show up in Turnbull Towers today.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 22:28:32 GMT
Bastards.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2019 22:38:06 GMT
Another one knocked out. This is getting tedious.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 4, 2019 6:30:37 GMT
The Swarm has you now, Dockotor. Their war of attrition begins... In earnest!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 4, 2019 8:43:22 GMT
And again this morning.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 4, 2019 10:24:23 GMT
Source located! They're coming from the boiler cupboard in the bedroom. A ton of napalm RAID has been sprayed in there.
Read up a lot on flies and how to beat them. This is war!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 4, 2019 10:59:54 GMT
"We are legion..."
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 4, 2019 11:22:41 GMT
Source located! They're coming from the boiler cupboard in the bedroom. A ton of napalm RAID has been sprayed in there. Read up a lot on flies and how to beat them. This is war!!! -Ralph Is that where you hid Andu's body?
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