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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 4, 2019 11:24:13 GMT
WHAT?!?!?!!!
Oh my God....
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 4, 2019 12:32:21 GMT
It was Ralph, in the library, with the fly spray can
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 4, 2019 16:00:23 GMT
AAANNNDDDUUUUUU!!!!!!
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
And The Doctor has been masquerading as Andu for, what, weeks?! MONTHS?!?!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 4, 2019 19:44:21 GMT
No wonder he has been so evil!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 4, 2019 19:44:50 GMT
And how they both went to DF ComicCon 'together' and both purchased identical toys!
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 4, 2019 20:29:43 GMT
It's so clear now!!!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 4, 2019 20:40:45 GMT
AAANNNDDDUUUUUU!!!!!!
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!And The Doctor has been masquerading as Andu for, what, weeks?! MONTHS?!?! OR NOT.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 4, 2019 20:45:55 GMT
I can hear them buzzing but cannot see them...
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 4, 2019 20:47:28 GMT
Classic paranoia.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 4, 2019 20:49:07 GMT
The last week has proven these things come alive at night. The internet pish about them being most active by day is a tissue of lies!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 4, 2019 21:12:46 GMT
AAANNNDDDUUUUUU!!!!!!
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!And The Doctor has been masquerading as Andu for, what, weeks?! MONTHS?!?! OR NOT. BUT THAT'S WHAT THE EVIL DOC' WOULD SAY IF HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE YOU!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2019 9:30:29 GMT
No sign last night or this morning but one is bothering me at work!!!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Apr 5, 2019 9:36:30 GMT
No sign last night or this morning but one is bothering me at work!!! -Ralph When you attack a fly, they spray pheromones at you that alert other flies you are a danger, increasing the likelihood of fly attacks.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2019 9:40:09 GMT
No sign last night or this morning but one is bothering me at work!!! -Ralph When you attack a fly, they spray pheromones at you that alert other flies you are a danger, increasing the likelihood of fly attacks. They also fly up your nose when you're asleep and eat your brain...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 5, 2019 11:10:05 GMT
I no longer want to be treated by you in a paramedical emergency if that is the gumph you believe.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2019 11:17:03 GMT
You're not my patch anyway...
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2019 11:52:24 GMT
No sign last night or this morning but one is bothering me at work!!! -Ralph When you attack a fly, they spray pheromones at you that alert other flies you are a danger, increasing the likelihood of fly attacks. Nonsense. -Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Apr 5, 2019 12:09:18 GMT
Actually true!
Female flies release a pheromone called (Z)-9-Tricosene for mating. If you kill one, it can release a lot of it, attracting more flies to you.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 5, 2019 12:11:39 GMT
The flies want to be "special friends" with Ralph!
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Post by blueshift on Apr 5, 2019 12:22:36 GMT
He's quite a catch for a fly!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2019 13:39:06 GMT
This is pish.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 6, 2019 10:54:19 GMT
BUT THAT'S WHAT THE EVIL DOC' WOULD SAY IF HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE YOU!!! He couldn't pretend to be me, even if he wanted to.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2019 10:57:02 GMT
HAA! AND THUS WE KNOW THE BOSS IS NOT DEAD!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2019 12:17:01 GMT
No flies last night or today so far...
Their arrival co-incided with the day the record player arrived!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2019 12:17:53 GMT
BUT THAT'S WHAT THE EVIL DOC' WOULD SAY IF HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE YOU!!! He couldn't pretend to be me, even if he wanted to. That reminds me: I have a special pizza for you!!! -Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 6, 2019 13:08:12 GMT
DO NOT EAT THE GARIBALDIS, ANDY.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 6, 2019 13:22:56 GMT
HAA! AND THUS WE KNOW THE BOSS IS NOT DEAD! Exactly what Alph wants you to think....
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 6, 2019 13:26:38 GMT
He couldn't pretend to be me, even if he wanted to. That reminds me: I have a special pizza for you!!! -Ralph Away tae fuck.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 6, 2019 13:28:05 GMT
A poor imitation of Andy there.
I bet he'd secretly be looking forward to it. If he were still alive. Or ever even existed.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 6, 2019 13:39:43 GMT
Ah come back when you know what films Jack Nicolson has been in.
FOOL.
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