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Post by blueshift on Jun 5, 2019 12:14:25 GMT
Available from TMUK at TFN! A 256 page fan novel - Little Victories! Written by me, cover by Gav Spence. Once more, non profit in aid of Mary's Meals!
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Post by blueshift on Jun 5, 2019 16:47:49 GMT
Also this is a real thing that exists
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 5, 2019 20:12:49 GMT
Woo-hoo!! More TFN goodness!! Looking very sharp. 256 pages?! What was the word count?
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Post by blueshift on Jun 5, 2019 20:14:56 GMT
Around 69k
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Post by blueshift on Jun 5, 2019 20:15:17 GMT
Karl read it all, he is a hero
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 5, 2019 20:16:54 GMT
I will certainly look forward to that.
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Post by blueshift on Jun 6, 2019 6:19:59 GMT
I will certainly look forward to that. I am VERY excited about this!!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 28, 2019 16:34:35 GMT
Half way through 'Little Victories' and enjoying it. Should be hating a TF novel where the TFs have gender and sweat and blush and vomit and are basically humans, but it's too intentionally silly, and witty, and funny, to nit-pick what is clearly intentional satire. ("Argh, my robot heart!" Hot House cried, clutching wildly at his chest as he fell over.) Favourite lines so far include "There were so many purple and black Decepticon jets that Hot House was having problems telling them apart, though he'd never admit that because it felt a bit racist."
Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 28, 2019 17:13:20 GMT
Spoiler tag, Martin! Honestly.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 28, 2019 17:14:53 GMT
He's only pretending to have a heart attack to avoid public speaking.
Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 28, 2019 17:17:43 GMT
But now I don't have to read the book to find out this twist.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 28, 2019 17:31:08 GMT
True, you don't. And that line was the only thing worth reading it for. Oh, except for that one sentence on page... nah, I'm gonna keep the page number of the other good line to myself. So you have to read the whole book to find it.
Martin
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Post by blueshift on Jul 28, 2019 18:21:14 GMT
Half way through 'Little Victories' and enjoying it. Should be hating a TF novel where the TFs have gender and sweat and blush and vomit and are basically humans, but it's too intentionally silly, and witty, and funny, to nit-pick what is clearly intentional satire. ("Argh, my robot heart!" Hot House cried, clutching wildly at his chest as he fell over.) Favourite lines so far include "There were so many purple and black Decepticon jets that Hot House was having problems telling them apart, though he'd never admit that because it felt a bit racist." Martin Not gonna lie, while writing the line about the robot heart attack I was thinking "ha ha this will annoy Martin". I am of the Andy Wildman "transformers are people in tin hats" camp
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Post by blueshift on Jul 28, 2019 18:34:51 GMT
Also in all seriousness really glad you are enjoying it, any and all feedback is welcomed, helps inspire any future work!!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 28, 2019 19:05:27 GMT
The spelling/grammar/punctuation/formatting is immaculate. By this point in Eugenesis I had compiled a long list of niggling typos (which JR took on board and fixed in the PDF version). With your book... not a sausage.
Martin
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Post by blueshift on Jul 28, 2019 19:28:50 GMT
The spelling/grammar/punctuation/formatting is immaculate. By this point in Eugenesis I had compiled a long list of niggling typos (which JR took on board and fixed in the PDF version). With your book... not a sausage. Martin Let's hope it stays on course. I had several people read it over and went through an entire printout every week at the library for a month
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 28, 2019 20:20:02 GMT
Half way through 'Little Victories' and enjoying it. Should be hating a TF novel where the TFs have gender and sweat and blush and vomit and are basically humans, but it's too intentionally silly, and witty, and funny, to nit-pick what is clearly intentional satire. ("Argh, my robot heart!" Hot House cried, clutching wildly at his chest as he fell over.) Favourite lines so far include "There were so many purple and black Decepticon jets that Hot House was having problems telling them apart, though he'd never admit that because it felt a bit racist." Martin Not gonna lie, while writing the line about the robot heart attack I was thinking "ha ha this will annoy Martin". I am of the Andy Wildman "transformers are people in tin hats" camp I used to think you were a great guy.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 10, 2019 9:47:04 GMT
"Strikedown stood outside Ultra Magnus' vast office, adjusting her tie nervously. She had spent the day smartening herself up and preparing for this important meeting. She had never worn a tie before, and it didn't seem to be particularly suited to being worn by a robot as it just draped awkwardly around her blocky metal shoulders and had to be threaded through the fan blade behind her head, but she felt it added a certain air of sophistication."
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 10, 2019 18:23:34 GMT
CRUMBLE, YOU ARE AN IDIOT! DEMOTED!
I AM ULTRA MAGNUS!
STAY CALM, THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL!
THE EYE OF MAGNUS SEES YOU!
JUST CARRY ON LIKE I'M NOT HERE!
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Post by blueshift on Aug 11, 2019 15:16:16 GMT
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 11, 2019 18:24:51 GMT
Infamy!
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 25, 2019 19:12:17 GMT
I've got to ask you, Matt, are the characters in this book based on people in your life? Some of them seem too real to be made up...
Martin
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Post by blueshift on Aug 25, 2019 19:14:38 GMT
I've got to ask you, Matt, are the characters in this book based on people in your life? Some of them seem too real to be made up... Martin Haha no not really. Though saying that, Overload was heavily influenced by Becka (if you know her)
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 25, 2019 19:29:30 GMT
Haha no not really. Though saying that, Overload was heavily influenced by Becka (if you know her) What, is she always quoting Hitler or have a shrine to Bin Laden or something? No, I was thinking more of Strikedown. Martin
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Post by blueshift on Aug 25, 2019 19:40:02 GMT
Haha no not really. Though saying that, Overload was heavily influenced by Becka (if you know her) What, is she always quoting Hitler or have a shrine to Bin Laden or something? No, I was thinking more of Strikedown. Martin No, biggest Megatron fan in the world. Obviously all other characters are modelled after myself
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2019 18:54:46 GMT
Thoroughly enjoying this, it's so well written.
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Post by blueshift on Oct 30, 2019 19:01:06 GMT
Thoroughly enjoying this, it's so well written. :v yaaay
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Post by blueshift on Oct 31, 2019 10:14:41 GMT
How far have you got, Pinno?
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 31, 2019 10:31:11 GMT
Hot House has just infiltrated the Decepticons! Exciting! Go Hot House! He's on my desk next to me beaming with pride.
There are some cracking lines in this. The bit about scary stories of Optimus Prime breaking the legs off Micromasters to turn them into his engine is so funny.
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Post by blueshift on Oct 31, 2019 10:41:00 GMT
Hot House has just infiltrated the Decepticons! Exciting! Go Hot House! He's on my desk next to me beaming with pride. There are some cracking lines in this. The bit about scary stories of Optimus Prime breaking the legs off Micromasters to turn them into his engine is so funny. I told you it was important to buy a Hot House!!
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