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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 12:02:03 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 12:02:44 GMT
THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SIR RALPH THE BLACK KNIGHT MERCHANDISE IN THE MUSUEM TAT SHOP. DO THEY NOW REALISE I LIVE IN THIS STREET. I DEMAND SIR RALPH THE BLACK KNIGHT MERCHANDISE.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 1, 2019 12:28:23 GMT
That man really hates corn marigolds
Do you hate corn marigolds?
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 1, 2019 13:30:50 GMT
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 1, 2019 14:56:40 GMT
Don't forget he sometimes likes wreck things too!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 15:55:42 GMT
I have never met a Ralph but now...in the same place as the Black Knight...destiny...destinyyyy...
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 15:56:07 GMT
That man really hates corn marigolds Do you hate corn marigolds? I only use yellow marigolds. -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 1, 2019 15:57:02 GMT
I have. Related to two of them in fact.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 1, 2019 18:08:45 GMT
If people had corn marigolds growing in their field he would put them in a barrel and drive nails into it!!
Is this your hero, Ralph???
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 1, 2019 18:23:29 GMT
I have never known a Ralph either, other than our one of course. I've never known a Black Knight either.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 1, 2019 18:45:37 GMT
I had an Uncle Ralph. Who wasn't really an uncle. You know the sort. I think he was my grandfather's brother or something.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 1, 2019 18:48:27 GMT
Phil! PLEASE correct the typo in the thread subject. Despite his failings, Ralph cannot be the Black Knight of Arseton.
Actually, Phil will find that too funny.
Martin! PLEASE correct the typo in the thread subject.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 1, 2019 18:52:32 GMT
I stopped laughing long enough to do it.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 1, 2019 18:54:10 GMT
Thank you. That was surprisingly annoying.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 19:15:45 GMT
I have never known a Ralph either, other than our one of course. I've never known a Black Knight either. YOU KNOW ONE NOW! -Sir Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 19:16:37 GMT
If people had corn marigolds growing in their field he would put them in a barrel and drive nails into it!! Is this your hero, Ralph??? AFTER 500 YEARS I RETURN!!! -Sir Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 19:17:35 GMT
Thank you. That was surprisingly annoying. THE BLACK KNIGHT DOES NOT MAKE TYPOS!!! -Sir Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 1, 2019 19:20:51 GMT
Oh no.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2019 19:21:22 GMT
Stay in line, peasant, or it is the stocks for you!!!
-Sir Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 1, 2019 20:39:02 GMT
Thank you. That was surprisingly annoying. THE BLACK KNIGHT DOES NOT MAKE TYPOS!!! -Sir Ralph Then you can't be the Black Knight. Simple logic.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 1, 2019 20:43:27 GMT
Dane Whitman is The Black Knight
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 1, 2019 20:47:38 GMT
Rather impressively, Ralph does now have his own action figure
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 1, 2019 20:48:13 GMT
I have never known a Ralph either, other than our one of course. I've never known a Black Knight either. YOU KNOW ONE NOW! -Sir Ralph I sure do, M'Lord! May your deeds be mighty and righteous, your demeanor unswerving, and your will indomitable! LONG LIVE THE BLACK KNIGHT!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 2, 2019 6:07:17 GMT
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 2, 2019 18:35:48 GMT
GET IN THE BARREL!!!
-Sir Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 2, 2019 19:03:24 GMT
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 2, 2019 19:23:30 GMT
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 2, 2019 19:44:39 GMT
WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE MODERN MOVING PICTURES?? DO NOT ANGER THE BLACK KNIGHT!!!
-Sir Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 2, 2019 20:26:10 GMT
Trickery, sir Ralph! Pay them no heed! Stay true to thy sword! And thy duty...
-Sir Shock
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 2, 2019 20:42:44 GMT
And have a care, Sir Ralph! Usurpers hide behind every corner!
-Sir Shock
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