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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 17:23:08 GMT
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 17:28:04 GMT
¥€%#@£%&£#@#&£!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 16, 2019 17:34:59 GMT
I heard that Shockprowl threw a book away the other day.
Are chickens coming home to roost?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 17:54:41 GMT
You...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 16, 2019 18:00:18 GMT
Not me.
I'm guessing here.
Remember what happened when I accidentally left a book the chums gave me on a train? I ended up with over half a dozen copies of it. If you've just received one replacement copy, count yourself lucky!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 18:39:47 GMT
It arrived very late. Tea time. Which is strange.
I opened it, and literally sank to my knees screaming "NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
My family looking on in puzzled concern.
Then I began to laugh hysterically, before realisation and despair took hold....
I will NEVER be free....
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 16, 2019 18:47:02 GMT
It arrived very late. Tea time. Which is strange. An amazon delivery then as opposed to normal post. Which is Ralph's MO. You've only got yourself to blame! Ralph's amazon account must have all the hub addresses in it. Weird.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 20:05:11 GMT
It arrived very late. Tea time. Which is strange. I opened it, and literally sank to my knees screaming "NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!" My family looking on in puzzled concern. Then I began to laugh hysterically, before realisation and despair took hold.... I will NEVER be free.... Well that does sound like a bit of a pickle. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 20:06:04 GMT
It arrived very late. Tea time. Which is strange. An amazon delivery then as opposed to normal post. Which is Ralph's MO. You've only got yourself to blame! Ralph's amazon account must have all the hub addresses in it. Weird. Let he is without sin cast the first stone. -Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 20:29:18 GMT
It arrived very late. Tea time. Which is strange. I opened it, and literally sank to my knees screaming "NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!" My family looking on in puzzled concern. Then I began to laugh hysterically, before realisation and despair took hold.... I will NEVER be free.... Well that does sound like a bit of a pickle. -Ralph You....
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 20:31:07 GMT
You know the worst thing....?
THE WORST THING....?!
THE WORST THING OF ALL?!?!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 16, 2019 22:13:08 GMT
Well don't leave us on a cliffhanger!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 17, 2019 6:16:41 GMT
What is the worst thing, Shockers?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 17, 2019 16:19:32 GMT
It's a #£&€#@! Double Feature.
Delta Force Daddy
AND
Bulletproof Christmas.
by 'Barb Han'
For fuck's sake...
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 17, 2019 16:29:50 GMT
Wow.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Sept 17, 2019 16:34:43 GMT
"Bulletproof Christmas"??
Bulletproof Christmas??
Ah ha ha ha ha!!
That sounds amazing!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 17, 2019 19:40:37 GMT
Fuck. Off.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 20:29:27 GMT
I don't know what to say.
What does Mrs Shocks think?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 17, 2019 20:44:19 GMT
She thinks you're all mad and I shouldn't be cyber-friends with you all anymore.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 17, 2019 20:51:34 GMT
Best get reading then.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 17, 2019 21:01:55 GMT
........................
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Post by Benn on Sept 17, 2019 21:08:16 GMT
I can't wait to hear what happens next.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 21:45:58 GMT
She thinks you're all mad and I shouldn't be cyber-friends with you all anymore. Sensible woman.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 6:44:35 GMT
...this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 18, 2019 6:48:38 GMT
...this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. A challenge!
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Post by Benn on Sept 18, 2019 10:04:02 GMT
He needs to watch Zardoz again.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 10:27:38 GMT
Fuck. Off.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 18, 2019 11:35:13 GMT
Which story will you read first? Finish DELTA FORCE DADDY or start on BULLETPROOF CHRISTMAS?
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Sept 18, 2019 13:31:34 GMT
He could read both at the same time. One in the bath, one on the toilet. or bed. Or sofa.
Shockprowl needs more books.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 14:41:47 GMT
*sobs uncontrollably*
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