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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 8:48:23 GMT
Delta Force Daddy, by Carol Ericson.
Ok (you bastards). Let's see.
Prologue. There's a prologue? Ok, he's fallen off a mountain or something. Clumsy idiot.
Chapter one. "I'm sorry, Lieutenant Knight doesn't remember you."
There's Paige. Here she is. The true star. No mention of the baby yet.
Paige is a psychologist. Of course.
Paige is talking to someone called Krystal now. Krystal with a 'K'.
Back with Asher. He thinks the Doctors are spying on him. His intuition is telling him that. He thinks it's funny can remember his Delta Force but nothing else. His Commander, Major Rex Denver, has gone AWOL after trying to kill Asher. Asher used to look up to him, follow him blindly. Asher is upset.
fucking hell, guys....
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 9:04:03 GMT
Ok, not sure what's happening now. I think he escaped and is confronting Paige?
A million emotions coursed through his brain in a tangled mess. ... something stung the back his neck... The beautiful face before him (I assume that's Paige) melted away and he sank into darkness.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Other things are happening now.
Paige is in a forest now. Crawling on her belly. Still no baby.
What were they doing to Asher and why? He was a hero who'd risked his Life for his country! Now they held him captive, HELD HIS MIND CAPTIVE!
Asher's groaning as he's trying to lift his head... He's running his tongue across his dry teeth now... what an idiot.
There's a Tabitha now.
Asher's parents are in prison for bank robbery or something.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
....damn you all...
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 9:17:35 GMT
Paige is smoothing her hands over a car steering wheel. She's pleased they've finally stopped shaking.
Paige and Asher are on the run. But Asher still doesn't remember her. They're both having internal conflicts over this issue, as you could imagine.
I think they're at a ski resort now... bit random.
Tabitha's back. I think she's in love with Asher? Or claiming to be...
"I have to get to the bottom of this morass. I can't hide out forever. I have a life." Said Asher... selfish prick... (What's a morass?)
Paige doesn't trust Tabitha.
Neither does Asher, "You can't be trusted. That's the last time you try to inject poison into my body."
Nnnngggghhhhhh.....
Skipping. Skipping ahead. Too shit. Oh boy. Oh man.
I hate you....
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 14, 2019 13:43:32 GMT
No skipping! Cheater.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 16:09:43 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 16:32:44 GMT
Paige gripped the handle of the gun, still pointing it at the man's head. When he'd dropped to his knees, adrenaline had flooded her body and it sill coursed through her.
She'd been afraid when Asher had dragged this man back to the house. She hadn't wanted to think about where this would all lead.
"We can pretend to be Peter for a little while..."
"He's my problem. In fact, I probably want him out of here more than you do." She spun toward the kitchen. " i am going ot get a pair of gloves first."
She crept upstairs and through the bedroom to the bathroom filled with steam. She could still make out Asher's naked body behind the glass shower door.
He opened the shower door and sluiced a hand across his we hair. Her gaze dropped form his face and skimmed down his body.
"When you look at me like that, it makes me wanna pull you in here with me".
"I would take you up on it, but-" she pulled the gun from the back of her waistband "-vigilance."
"Yeah, just don't wave that thing around in here... or any lower..."
She swept his clothes from the top of the toilet seat, where he'd piled them up, and tucked them under her arm. "I'll take care of these. Then maybe we can get a little shut-eye before we start the day."
He'd ducked back under the water and hadn't seem to have heard her.. Sighing, she trudged down the stairs.If the man with the binoculars hadn't been spying on them, she and Asher might be tucked into bed together right now... and that man would still be alive and maybe getting ready to break in.
WOW. Just wow...
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Post by blueshift on Sept 14, 2019 16:39:41 GMT
Is this book suitable for Shockprowl??
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 16:45:13 GMT
Asher carried her up the stairs effortlessly and eagerly. Either he couldn't wait ot make love or his current manic state was driving him. One way or the other, she didn't care. Instead she squealed when he kicked open the bedroom door. He dumped her on the bed and she scrambled to her knees, tugging on the hem of Asher's T-shirt. "You've been teasing me with this bod for days now- playing peek-a-boo with you r backside in the hospital gown, taking showers with your clothes off."
"Imagine that." He spread his arms so she could roll his shirt up this torso.
"Go ahead and pull it off. I can't reach that high."
He yanked the shirt over his head and tossed it over his shoulder.
Paige skimmed her hands over his chest and hooked her fingers in the waistband of his jeans.
"I knew there was a good reason why I didn't buy you a belt..."
Paige opened his fly and peeled his jeans from his hips.
"Do yo think that antidote is going to give you a ramped-up erection, too?"
"I think I'm already there..."
Paige clicked her tongue. "I told you to slow down."
"I think daytime sex should be rowdier and faster, don't you?"
"Oh, is that the problem? it's too light out for?" Paige scooted off the bed. "I'm going to close these drapes and trick you."
She bounded to the window and grabbed handfulls of the drapes on either side of the window, her gaze automatically shifting to the boathouse with the dead guy inside- or so she thought.
A chill gripped the back of her neck and she choked. "My God. It's Peter."
"Someone found him?"
She whipped her head around, clutching one side of the drapes to her body. "No, he came back to life".
Oh what the fuck, guys, this is awful, utterly terrible garbage...
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 16:46:34 GMT
Is this book suitable for Shockprowl?? It's not suitable for anyone with a brain and with any kind of reading skills. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 16:53:37 GMT
Asher pressed his face to the glass, fogging it up. He wiped a circle with his fist and swore again. His gaze locked onto Peter, or someone who looked a lot like him, standing outside the boathouse staring at the bay.
"Maybe it's not him. Maybe it's someone else."
"Which could be almost as bad. I don't understand. Peter was dead. "Paige's eyes took up half her face. "Wasn't he?"
"Let's ask him."
Asher yanked up his jeans and dived across the bed to grab his T-shirt and gun.
As he raced down the stairs, he heard Paige coming in fast after him. He twisted his head over his shoulder when he reached the first floor. "Stay here."
"Are you kidding? I've never seen a man come back from the dead before".
THAT'S IT. I'M OUT. WHAT UTTER CRAP. I CURSE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME. Please adjust my 'count' thing to Novel: FAIL.
I AM PUTTING THIS CRAP IN THE RECYCLING BIN RIGHT NOW. I'm not even giving it to charity.
It must die.
AND THERE WAS NO BABY!!!!
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Post by blueshift on Sept 14, 2019 16:55:42 GMT
Wow Shockers
Do you know who else threw books away?
HITLER
That's HUMAN KNOWLEDGE you are destroying!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 18:13:08 GMT
Bite me, blondie.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 18:13:49 GMT
Oh, and before I put it in the recycling, I rubbed it on my butt.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 14, 2019 18:17:38 GMT
Oh, and before I put it in the recycling, I rubbed it on my butt. I hope you didn't do that to my book!!! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 18:24:25 GMT
Oh, and before I put it in the recycling, I rubbed it on my butt. I hope you didn't do that to my book!!!
You... |
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Post by blueshift on Sept 14, 2019 18:25:31 GMT
I hope you didn't do that to my book!!!
You...No shockers, I didn't send you the Delta force book, I meant the book I wrote, I hope you have not wiped your bum on it |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 18:26:25 GMT
Oh, and before I put it in the recycling, I rubbed it on my butt. I hope you didn't do that to my book!!! Oh! You're talking about your Micromaster book! No, of course not! I would never rub it on my butt, even if it was awful (which I'm sure it's not). Phew, thought you were claiming you were Carol Ericson there for a minute.... |
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Post by blueshift on Sept 14, 2019 18:34:22 GMT
I hope you didn't do that to my book!!! Oh! You're talking about your Micromaster book! No, of course not! I would never rub it on my butt, even if it was awful (which I'm sure it's not). Phew, thought you were claiming you were Carol Ericson there for a minute.... This implies you haven't read it and instead read some sort of Delta force porno... |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 18:47:33 GMT
Oh! You're talking about your Micromaster book! No, of course not! I would never rub it on my butt, even if it was awful (which I'm sure it's not). Phew, thought you were claiming you were Carol Ericson there for a minute.... This implies you haven't read it and instead read some sort of Delta force porno... No it doesn't. |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2019 21:14:19 GMT
I am shocked that you did not finish the book.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 14, 2019 21:16:37 GMT
Wow Shockers Do you know who else threw books away? HITLER That's HUMAN KNOWLEDGE you are destroying!!! Other people who threw books away: - Phil. An 'accident' apparently. - Ralph. My books. He aims to have 'No memory' of this event. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 21:38:08 GMT
I am shocked that you did not finish the book. -Ralph Bite me. Hard. #@£&. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 21:39:33 GMT
Wow Shockers Do you know who else threw books away? HITLER That's HUMAN KNOWLEDGE you are destroying!!! Other people who threw books away: - Phil. An 'accident' apparently. - Ralph. My books. He aims to have 'No memory' of this event. Was one of them 'Delta Force Daddy'? No? Then chump your hump somethread else. |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2019 21:39:37 GMT
Better get started on the DELTA FORCE movies then, eh? Or will you fail at them too?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 22:08:04 GMT
Better get started on the DELTA FORCE movies then, eh? Or will you fail at them too? -Ralph You're not married to and don't share your evening's viewings with Mrs Shockprowl, do you... Dockotor...? |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 14, 2019 22:59:01 GMT
That's the problem I have.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 14, 2019 23:01:25 GMT
You spend your evenings watching TV with Mrs Shockprowl??
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 14, 2019 23:07:28 GMT
Yes. She's very demanding when it comes to hogging the TV.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 17:21:37 GMT
Oh no
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 16, 2019 17:21:55 GMT
it can't be
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