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Post by The Doctor on Mar 13, 2020 16:40:35 GMT
Jen has now experienced THE TROLLEY. She is Very Excited. The Man pulled out his tray so we could see what treats he had hidden.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 14, 2020 8:18:34 GMT
Stop corrupting the poor woman!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 14, 2020 9:02:36 GMT
To her credit she bought the only acceptable item from the trolley - an emergency hot drink.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 14, 2020 9:12:44 GMT
Incorrect. Snickers purchased too! She agrees it is better from The Trolley.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 14, 2020 9:16:33 GMT
You monster.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 14, 2020 9:35:48 GMT
I have never heard Jen disagree with Ralph. Suspicious...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 14, 2020 9:39:25 GMT
Incorrect. Snickers purchased too! She agrees it is better from The Trolley. -Ralph Par chance, was the exact phrase used "yes dear, it was better from the trolley"?
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 14, 2020 9:43:16 GMT
I have never heard Jen disagree with Ralph. Suspicious... Mind control?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 14, 2020 9:53:54 GMT
It is my only conclusion.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 14, 2020 9:56:07 GMT
Could be blackmail?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 14, 2020 13:43:16 GMT
I have never heard Jen disagree with Ralph. Suspicious... We disagree about the film 'Joker'. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 14, 2020 13:43:41 GMT
Incorrect. Snickers purchased too! She agrees it is better from The Trolley. -Ralph Par chance, was the exact phrase used "yes dear, it was better from the trolley"? Maybe. -Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 15, 2020 0:04:12 GMT
Incorrect. Snickers purchased too! She agrees it is better from The Trolley. -Ralph Par chance, was the exact phrase used "yes dear, it was better from the trolley"? Brilliant.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2020 16:02:04 GMT
I took EXCITING VIDEO FOOTAGE of The Trolley yesterday.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 16, 2020 17:02:04 GMT
Voyeuristic...
Trolley worship enters a slightly more disturbing level...
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2020 21:43:11 GMT
With unnecessary travel now restricted, could be a wee while before I next experience the majesty of The Trolley.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 16, 2020 21:43:55 GMT
Does the trolley have pasta? It could redeem itself there.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2020 21:46:13 GMT
It has happened.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 17, 2020 8:12:57 GMT
What about Action Figures?!?!
.... imagine that.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 17, 2020 8:25:56 GMT
Just imagine.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Mar 17, 2020 21:16:04 GMT
I have just received an email telling me that due to virulent concerns,The Trolley is being suspended!
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 17, 2020 21:28:57 GMT
Does this revelation tell us that secretly, Urzu is someone very high up in the trolley world?
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 17, 2020 21:42:22 GMT
Whu- you... You mean-
Urzu is the
TROLLEY ADMIRAL?!?!
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 17, 2020 21:53:58 GMT
I think so. I think so.
I don't see anyone else round here getting special trolley emails. Urzu must be getting advice from his minions. I suspect he has recently made an aggressive buyout of the Trolley so he can lay traps for Ralph.
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Post by Benn on Mar 17, 2020 21:55:00 GMT
I can confirm or deny nothing at this stage.
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 17, 2020 21:57:14 GMT
My advice is to put the sausage in the roll, instead of the roll in the sausage. It'll confuse the hell out of him.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 17, 2020 22:43:50 GMT
I have just received an email telling me that due to virulent concerns,The Trolley is being suspended! NO! -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 17, 2020 22:44:20 GMT
I did not get a The Trolley email!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 17, 2020 22:44:46 GMT
My advice is to put the sausage in the roll, instead of the roll in the sausage. It'll confuse the hell out of him. Roll in sausage, Pinwig, roll in sausage!!! -Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 17, 2020 23:02:36 GMT
See?
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