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Post by The Doctor on Dec 2, 2019 21:54:12 GMT
Has anyone found him in Aldi? None in my local! I wept.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 2, 2019 22:08:26 GMT
Ohhh...
Oh boy...
I'm know I'm going to get into trouble for saying this, but...
What's a Kevin the Carrot?
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 3, 2019 7:15:29 GMT
WHAT.
Kevin the carrot (and his family) live in Aldi every Christmas but could I find him there? Could I heck! Only his wife Katie Carrot was there. No sign of Kevin Carrot or the kids. I was gutted. GUTTED.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 3, 2019 19:03:45 GMT
Ok, can someone tell me what the hell Doc's talking about please?
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Post by Benn on Dec 3, 2019 20:05:39 GMT
Is it an advert?
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Post by blueshift on Dec 3, 2019 21:05:54 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 3, 2019 22:56:29 GMT
It's become an annual thing! My parents are taunting me with the Kevin they found last year as well as Pasquel Parnsip.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 4, 2019 6:06:07 GMT
I have never heard of Kevin the Carrot.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 4, 2019 19:32:31 GMT
It's probably all in Doc's mind.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 4, 2019 19:45:15 GMT
Still no sign of Kevin!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 4, 2019 22:13:20 GMT
Shhhh shhhhh, we know, Doc', we know.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 4, 2019 22:45:22 GMT
I tried googling this to see what the fup is going on and found videos of rugby scrums in supermarkets as people fought each other over stuffed carrot toys.
So I'm none the wiser really.
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Post by Benn on Dec 4, 2019 23:41:16 GMT
Rugby doesn’t usually play for carrots do they?
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 7:08:53 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 13:48:54 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 14:59:35 GMT
I had to buy a Katie because I was sure the security guard had clocked I kept coming in without buying anything. But still no sign of Kevin or the kids or Russell Sprout. I have failed. Failed.  -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 5, 2019 19:30:18 GMT
Aldi is hardly a corner shop!!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 19:35:15 GMT
The guard! The guard kept clocking me! I felt guilty on my fourth excursion to look for Kevin. I wasn't stealing but I was getting The Stare Of Judgement so I had to buy a Katie Carrot.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 19:35:42 GMT
Aldi is hardly a corner shop!! It is situated literally on a corner!!! -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 5, 2019 19:36:47 GMT
But neither is it flanked by other buildings. Nor have I ever been in a corner shop of that size.
Aside from the fact you don't have to buy anything you don't want to in any shop!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 19:38:25 GMT
You could help me by looking for Kevin.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 5, 2019 19:44:47 GMT
I have no current need to go to an Aldi.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 19:48:08 GMT
WHAT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
Don't you care about Kevin the carrot??
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 5, 2019 20:48:25 GMT
It would appear not.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 20:57:01 GMT
This is how Pasqual Parsnip wins!!! -Ralph |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 5, 2019 21:01:17 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2019 21:03:46 GMT
Ummmm, this is all in Your Mind, Doc'. But it's ok. It's ok. We'll help you. Just sit back, and listen to some of Stomski-beat's soothing beats, Big Phil will be banned from antagonising you, M will whisper softly spoken spells in your ear-hole, I'll give you a nice distracting game of chess, and I hear Pinwig's very good at Swedish Massage...
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 21:14:23 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 5, 2019 21:24:56 GMT
We know, we know. But's there's GIANT LOVING for you here in the House of Joy we have prepared for you.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 5, 2019 21:29:46 GMT
!!!
-Ralph
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