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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2020 20:33:55 GMT
Well it's e6 or e5...?
You're aware of the en passant rule?
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Post by Pinwig on May 13, 2020 20:46:20 GMT
Perhaps Ralph is playing Battleships.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2020 20:49:00 GMT
Quiet, you.
Bitter, twisted, you.
Defeated, humiliated, scared of rematch you.
DOC' IS A MAN OF HONOUR! AND CULTURE! SOPHISTICATION! Smoldering ambition...
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Post by Benn on May 13, 2020 21:00:08 GMT
And Battleships.
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2020 21:00:56 GMT
I am playing an actual move!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2020 21:07:21 GMT
Which is, Doctor?
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2020 21:11:20 GMT
THE SICILIAN DEFENCE!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 13, 2020 21:13:33 GMT
I can feel Shockprowl's frustration from here.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2020 21:15:01 GMT
Yep, that's a thing alright. Quite an exciting thing. But you're not currently playing it.
Now if it's your e pawn you want to move, then e6 and e5 are open to you.
(The Sicilian I'm talking about)
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Post by Pinwig on May 13, 2020 21:19:50 GMT
I see the Doctor's plan! He's getting Shockprowl to make his moves for him!
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2020 21:24:08 GMT
I see the Doctor's plan! He's getting Shockprowl to make his moves for him! If that's the case, my first move wouldn't have been d6... |
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2020 21:42:24 GMT
MY TRAP IS PERFECT.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2020 22:54:44 GMT
PLAY A FREAKIN' MOVE THEN, MAGNUS!
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2020 7:37:37 GMT
PAWN TO E4.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 7:41:49 GMT
*sigh*
You... You can't do that, Doc', that's an illegal move. My pawn is already on e4. You're playing black, your pawn can't get to e4 in one move anyway. You have, like, 20... 20+ moves you could choose from...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 14, 2020 7:43:03 GMT
Nah, it was a winning move! Admit it.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 7:52:08 GMT
SILENCE!
Come on, Doc', you can do it! I believe in you.
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2020 8:06:26 GMT
I AM ATTACKING.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 8:13:14 GMT
I'd probably go with e6 then, attack my advanced centre quickly, if you're sure you want to move your e pawn. Frankly, I think getting some pieces out is your top priority. You know what they say: "Develop! Develop! Develop!"
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2020 8:19:57 GMT
E4.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 8:31:45 GMT
...................
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 9:20:11 GMT
Doc'... I....
I got our game on my board at home...
I got it set out.
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Post by Pinwig on May 14, 2020 10:32:11 GMT
I'm not laughing. No, really I'm not.
(I am).
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 11:01:35 GMT
Defeat...
It makes good men... cruel...
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 12:24:23 GMT
Doc'?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 13:39:28 GMT
Doctor?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 14:26:03 GMT
Doctoooorrrrr!!!!!
Doc'... please....
Don't leave me this way....
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 16:29:52 GMT
.....doc'-
*slumps across chess board, pieces scattering all around like broken dreams, and soiled hope...*
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2020 19:39:35 GMT
I HAVE WON!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 14, 2020 20:07:39 GMT
What a twist! The Doctor beats Shockprowl at chess!
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