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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 14, 2020 20:13:56 GMT
It was inevitable.
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2020 20:19:28 GMT
Songs will be sung of this day.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 14, 2020 20:32:11 GMT
I must admit I thought Shockprowl was supposed to be quite good at the game.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 14, 2020 21:32:53 GMT
He was just punning us. No wonder the Doctor of all people defeated him.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 21:48:53 GMT
you barstards....
But,
like the Phoenix...
I RISE AGAIN FROM THE GRAVE...
I CHALLENGE THE DOCTOR
A game of chess...
AT QUEEN ODDS.
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Post by The Doctor on May 14, 2020 22:00:11 GMT
GAME ON.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 22:53:44 GMT
Would you like the first move, Doctor?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2020 22:57:23 GMT
(That's right. That's how big my Chess Balls are. Queen odds, and move odds. Big balls. Big Chess Balls.)
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Post by Benn on May 14, 2020 23:57:34 GMT
Are those the prawns?
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 15, 2020 6:04:08 GMT
"To Loose Is To Win and He Who Wins Shall Loose!" |
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2020 7:29:11 GMT
E4.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 7:32:22 GMT
e5
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Post by Benn on May 15, 2020 7:36:29 GMT
Wait, I know how this one goes.
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2020 7:38:01 GMT
F3.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 7:40:25 GMT
Nf6
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2020 7:40:54 GMT
C6.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 7:43:36 GMT
..................?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 7:47:59 GMT
You... You're white, Doc'... You can't move c6. That's my pawn.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 7:52:37 GMT
Doc'?
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Post by Pinwig on May 15, 2020 7:57:32 GMT
That was looking quite promising.
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2020 8:03:57 GMT
B5.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 8:04:44 GMT
NO NO NO, DOC'!
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2020 8:24:14 GMT
C5.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 8:44:40 GMT
YOU CAN'T FUCKING PLAY FUCKING C5 EITHER!!! YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE!!! WHHHIIIITE!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING PUT A PAWN ON c5 OR c6!!!! FUCK!!!! FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on May 15, 2020 9:10:12 GMT
Best. Thread. Ever.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 9:36:15 GMT
No. It. ISN'T!!!!
Although... The Doctor, and in fact YOU ALL, missed my MOST CRUSHING AND HUMILIATING insult!
To offer someone- someone who isn't a little girl only just starting to learn chess- Queen odds, meaning to offer to play someone without your Queen-
Is the ULTIMATE Chess Slight!
ROUND TWO TO SHOCKPROWL!
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2020 10:44:13 GMT
No, I think you lost.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 11:10:43 GMT
I think not that you think not!
You have been slighted in most undignified way imaginable! Why, your very MAMHOOD has been muted and ridiculed!
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Post by The Doctor on May 15, 2020 11:21:51 GMT
I think not that you think not! You have been slighted in most undignified way imaginable! Why, your very MAMHOOD has been muted and ridiculed! No! Not my MAMHOOD! -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2020 11:29:22 GMT
I think not that you think not! You have been slighted in most undignified way imaginable! Why, your very MAMHOOD has been muted and ridiculed! No! Not my MAMHOOD! -Ralph Yes. I know. Your Manhood has been administered a a most humiliating slighting. Your only salvation...? Play me in a PROPER game of Chess!Note the word 'proper' there. If you do not, my poor slighted Doctor, then the stench of your humiliation will forever tear at your soul. |
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