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Post by Shockprowl on May 22, 2020 14:58:04 GMT
Dez commented in the 3P acquisitions thread about 'putting varnish on a figure's fun handle'.Looks good too eh! Solid heft. KFC Kingorilla (Apeface) in today, been one the fence for ages but as I’ve sold some stuff decided it was time to bite the bullet. Nice figure, need to pop some nail varnish on the fun handle tho Dez himself has offered no explanation for this... -unusual- behaviour. We're all very worried about Dez because of this, fearing his large toy collection has now reached CRITICAL MASS and has driven him insane. What, oh what, could he be talking about? And how, oh how, do we help our Cyber Chum? |
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Post by Pinwig on May 22, 2020 15:08:11 GMT
I think he's trying to stiffen a joint.
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Post by The Doctor on May 22, 2020 15:37:27 GMT
Teapot.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 22, 2020 15:39:01 GMT
Double teapot.
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Post by The Doctor on May 22, 2020 15:39:50 GMT
Spout.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on May 22, 2020 18:10:25 GMT
Handle?
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Post by The Doctor on May 22, 2020 18:18:11 GMT
Pour.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 22, 2020 19:54:21 GMT
Damnit this is serious, guys! Dez' could be on real bad trouble here!
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Post by Benn on May 22, 2020 20:06:54 GMT
Yeah, no-one wants an unvarnished fun handle. Looks bad.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 22, 2020 20:09:11 GMT
Yeah exactly! Thanks for backing me up there, Urzu! Puts these other guys to shame!
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 23, 2020 9:25:45 GMT
need to pop some nail varnish on the fun handle tho Yeah, no-one wants an unvarnished fun handle. Looks bad. I would have thought that applying varnish to your fun handle would not be good for it and possibly cause some long term damage. See Also: the drank too much thread |
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Post by Benn on May 23, 2020 10:34:45 GMT
Maybe it's 'varnish' and not actual varnish?
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Dezzeh
Thunderjet
Wait, what?
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Post by Dezzeh on May 23, 2020 10:35:59 GMT
My fun handle remains unfixed. I may have to replace it!
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Post by Benn on May 23, 2020 10:57:11 GMT
That sounds drastic.
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Post by Pinwig on May 23, 2020 13:19:13 GMT
Ye gods!
I mean... What do you replace a fun handle with?
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2020 14:33:40 GMT
A willy.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 23, 2020 14:42:50 GMT
Would that mean Optimus Prime is allowed to have wanker hands after all?
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2020 14:50:07 GMT
Optimus Prime doesn't have a willy! He has Roller.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 23, 2020 15:34:30 GMT
Oh right.
What does he do wi-
no, nevermind.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 23, 2020 21:29:52 GMT
I fear for the... integrity , of Dez's Fun Handle.
I fear medical intervention maybe necessary.
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Looks good too eh! Solid heft.
