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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2020 13:48:15 GMT
The Doctor is a Sock Freak.
A great big giant massive card carrying Sock Freak.
His sock freakery knows no cause, no shame. It is unfathomable... and INFINITE.
Discuss.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 26, 2020 14:12:23 GMT
He just wants his feet to be comfortable.
Why can't you understand that, you Gravel Footer!?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2020 14:13:40 GMT
He wears FAR too many socks!
It's... suspicious...
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Post by Benn on Jun 26, 2020 15:25:12 GMT
If a man needs socks to be comfortable, who am I to judge? I can't stand socks myself, never wear them unless I have to.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 26, 2020 15:46:22 GMT
I just like to have comfortable feet.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 26, 2020 16:28:10 GMT
I said exactly this!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2020 18:04:32 GMT
Look. The Doctor's sock habits are... weird... even, destructive .
And the first step to dealing with this problem, is to accept it's happening.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 26, 2020 18:40:05 GMT
You cannot impune my socks. I don't get cold feet (I get cold hands). I just like a nice comfy feeling.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2020 20:46:01 GMT
How many pairs of socks are you wearing RIGHT NOW, Dockotor...?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 26, 2020 20:48:32 GMT
DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, ANSWER ME NOW!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 26, 2020 21:16:59 GMT
How many pairs of socks are you wearing RIGHT NOW, Dockotor...? Two. -Ralph |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jun 27, 2020 16:38:17 GMT
Shakes head...
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 28, 2020 21:30:09 GMT
How many pairs of socks are you wearing RIGHT NOW, Dockotor...? Two. -Ralph Doc'? Ummmm... We need to talk. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 20, 2021 13:33:27 GMT
Glass fell out cupboard and smashed into a zillion tiny bits. Much of it landed on my foot. Only my DOUBLE SOCKING saved me from a trip to A&E!
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Jan 20, 2021 15:42:07 GMT
Time to rename your account to "The Socktor"?
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 12, 2021 22:14:15 GMT
It's very hot so have moved to Defcon Two Socks.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 12, 2021 22:18:09 GMT
I will fashion you lead-socks, Doctor.
Then you shall know peace.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 12, 2021 22:18:57 GMT
I do have new Mariokart socks.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 12, 2021 22:20:51 GMT
Are they made of lead? LEAD?
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 12, 2021 22:22:18 GMT
No.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 12, 2021 22:23:16 GMT
I.... I'm sorry, Doctor.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 12, 2021 22:30:04 GMT
But they can make me go super fast.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 12, 2021 22:35:38 GMT
Really?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 12, 2021 22:58:35 GMT
Socks are the least of your Burns garment worries tonight, believe me.
There are some things you're better off not knowing about....
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 13, 2021 7:42:55 GMT
Lead pants?
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Post by Bogatan on Jun 13, 2021 10:17:57 GMT
Close, but more troubling than lead.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 13, 2021 20:17:50 GMT
Lead is no trouble. Lead only gives.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 12, 2022 19:40:45 GMT
It's so hot I have had to reduce to Sock Level One.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 12, 2022 20:09:20 GMT
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 12, 2022 20:54:26 GMT
I have just socked my wife by declaring...SOCK LEVEL ZERO.
-Ralph
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