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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 7, 2023 22:21:18 GMT
I was careful to use a lower case j there Phil.
Joy is bewildered by multiple sock wearing in general but especially so in this heat.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 8, 2023 4:51:13 GMT
Had to go down to Sock Level One this evening. I am imagining Sock Level One to be the command level of your secret underground headquarters. Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 8, 2023 7:12:32 GMT
Back to Sock Level Two.
Of course, my slippers remain on at all times.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 8, 2023 13:54:12 GMT
Pay good money to see you change sock level without removing your slippers.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 8, 2023 14:09:29 GMT
I always wear slippers at home.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 8, 2023 17:26:41 GMT
Have you got extra long toes, Doc'?
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 8, 2023 20:01:42 GMT
I am a size 12.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 8, 2023 20:07:05 GMT
At what sock level?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 8, 2023 21:00:58 GMT
Ah; finger toes syndrome. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 8, 2023 21:07:57 GMT
Eeewww. Does Jen know!?
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 8, 2023 21:20:05 GMT
Mrs Ralph is fully aware of how big I am.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 8, 2023 21:31:53 GMT
Pay good money to see you change sock level without removing your slippers. Martin You keep your fetishes to yourself. |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 8, 2023 21:33:48 GMT
Actually, it would be quite easy to reduce sock level without taking off my slippers. At least two methods come straight to mind.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 8, 2023 21:49:36 GMT
You keep your fetishes to yourself too.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 8, 2023 22:03:50 GMT
Actually, it would be quite easy to reduce sock level without taking off my slippers. At least two methods come straight to mind. -Ralph One for each foot? Are you slippers open toed? |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 9, 2023 4:38:27 GMT
Actually, it would be quite easy to reduce sock level without taking off my slippers. At least two methods come straight to mind. -Ralph You could do it if you were wearing your slippers under your socks, I suppose. Martin |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 9, 2023 6:22:33 GMT
Like a sock in slipper?
How does he feel about slipper socks?
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 9, 2023 7:19:47 GMT
Abominations.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 10, 2023 10:10:25 GMT
Is that like a roll in cheese? |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 10, 2023 10:47:19 GMT
That would have to be slipper in sock.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 10, 2024 22:18:23 GMT
There has been a shocking revelation this week. Unknown to me, Mrs Ralph has been operating A SECRET SECOND SOCKS DRAWER SINCE 2020.
This only came to light when I had to sacrifice some socks on holiday so I could fit 15 Star Wars Droids in my luggage bag. I said that I would need to buy new socks. I was told there was no need...as there was this secret socks drawer which had been used to resupply my stock of socks whenever they ran low!!!
Four years in this house! I had no idea!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2024 22:54:17 GMT
And thus was it revealed that The Doctor is not the master of his own socks... He is merely... a sock puppet...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 11, 2024 6:48:31 GMT
How small is the first sock drawer?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2024 13:22:12 GMT
There was a Pants Drawer and a Socks Drawer and they have served me well. I had no way of knowing there was a Secondary Socks Drawer. If I had not been to Disneyland I would never have known it existed.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 11, 2024 14:03:05 GMT
Think of the fun you could have opening ALL the drawers in your house. Who knows what you might find... A small branch of Marks & Spencer? Episode 3 of the Web of Fear? Narnia?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2024 14:58:19 GMT
Funnily enough, Mrs Ralph is always looking for Narnia at the back of cupboards. Fun fact!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 11, 2024 18:13:43 GMT
Funnily enough, Mrs Ralph is always looking for Narnia at the back of cupboards. Fun fact! -Ralph Awww, that's lovely! |
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 26, 2024 19:32:59 GMT
I've just had to go down to Sock Level One.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 26, 2024 21:51:03 GMT
Welcome to the 21st century, Doctor.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 26, 2024 22:42:06 GMT
It just feels wrong. Only the intense heat has made me do this.
-Ralph
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