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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 29, 2021 17:36:00 GMT
VOTE.
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 29, 2021 18:48:12 GMT
And an early lead with 100% of the votes so far going to... Age of Extinction!
I do prefer the two Wahlberg movies to the Witwicky ones, and that's not influenced by the actors' off-screen behaviour. I think by film number four they get a certain self-awareness of how over-the-top they are and just embrace it. Stanley Tucci and Hopkins are both great fun.
Are we finished with this poll? Shall I lock it now?
Martin
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Post by Toph on Sept 29, 2021 19:06:19 GMT
Bumblebee is gonna wrap this one up by virtue of not being complete shite. I mean look at that! It's already tied!
However, my second vote would go to AoE.
It was the first movie where the robot stars actually began to show actual personalities, instead of pretending that smelling humans as a way to say they're horny is a personality.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 29, 2021 19:08:33 GMT
2 votes each! Who'd have thought it?
Martin
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 29, 2021 19:13:53 GMT
I was so tempted to give AoE my vote to begin with too, just to mess with people's minds, but no...
Martin
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Rich
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Post by Rich on Sept 29, 2021 19:23:11 GMT
Which was the one with a building falling over for hours on end? Truly interminable shite and a real low point. I watched it on Imax and was utterly bored. So that comes bottom.
First one was ok and seemed to promise something better for the future so the 'best' of Bay, I guess. The second was terrible but better than the building one, I guess. Whichever is left I refused to pay to watch so didn't see it until I happened across it on TV and I didn't last long so I'll put it second least terrible Bay on the basis I wasted less of my time on it and none of my money.
Bumblebee I watched with low expectations and genuinely enjoyed. A clear winner for me.
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Post by Toph on Sept 29, 2021 19:49:14 GMT
Dark of the Moon (the third one) is the one with the endlessly collapsing building.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 29, 2021 19:58:37 GMT
I think they all had endlessly collapsing buildings.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 29, 2021 20:17:30 GMT
I think they all had endlessly collapsing buildings. Same building, still falling. Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 29, 2021 21:06:57 GMT
Huh, there's only one of them I haven't seen, The Last Knight. How about that?
Voted Bumblebee. Because although I feel the film was somewhat spoiled by that one random ultra-violent unnecessary scene, generally it wasn't dripping in Bay-shit, Bay-spittle, and Bay-cream.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 4, 2024 11:18:13 GMT
Huh, there's only one of them I haven't seen, The Last Knight. How about that? Voted Bumblebee. Because although I feel the film was somewhat spoiled by that one random ultra-violent unnecessary scene, generally it wasn't dripping in Bay-shit, Bay-spittle, and Bay-cream. Heh hehe heh, "Bay-cream". It's nice when you can make yourself laugh. Aren't there more live action films now? Theses the Beast one, but wasn't there another? I genuinely can't remember. I think I might have seen Last Knight available on I/c4/itv player. I... I don't want to... I don't want to .. |
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Post by Benn on Jan 4, 2024 12:12:35 GMT
Yeah you do.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 4, 2024 12:47:14 GMT
No, Shockprowl, no!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 4, 2024 13:05:36 GMT
I really don't want to. It'll make me angry and sad.
But it's free to watch...
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 4, 2024 13:32:14 GMT
It's the 2nd worst one!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jan 4, 2024 14:26:32 GMT
But you get to see Anthony Hopkins saying "DOOOD." which is objectively brilliant.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 4, 2024 15:09:14 GMT
This is true.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 4, 2024 16:32:01 GMT
*throws up*
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 4, 2024 17:17:01 GMT
Yes, Shockprowl, yes.
It has Hopkins and Cogman!!!
And it's much better than the 1986 animated one.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 4, 2024 17:54:26 GMT
MARTIN!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 4, 2024 22:07:37 GMT
What's the rule for the naughty step again? Ten minutes plus your age isn't it? Off you go, Martin.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 5, 2024 4:26:42 GMT
Hey, hey, this is the live-action films appreciation sub-forum. Mr Pinwig's in the wrong classroom.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 6, 2024 1:32:23 GMT
Well, it was 'Unavailable' after being 'Available' two days earlier, so, oh poop, gonna have t' miss this one owt again. *Sobs sarcastically*
At least I'll keep my wits, and blood pressure, under control a little while longer.
Not having Micheal Twatfuck wank his diseased hyper-violent ego-mania-cream on my dreams YET AGAIN(/EVERY TIME) is a nice thing also.
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Post by Benn on Jan 6, 2024 10:29:12 GMT
To be honest, if you're still having positive dreams about the Bayverse after all this time, I suspect you might be a tad delusional.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 8, 2024 17:32:12 GMT
No there's nothing nice about being wanked on by Michael Bay!
He wanked on my dreams, i.e., he destroyed my dreams.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 8, 2024 20:43:27 GMT
Can't you just use Pornhub like everyone else?
-Ralph
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