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Post by Shockprowl on May 29, 2023 22:09:56 GMT
You twisted sick FRWAKS!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 29, 2023 22:27:25 GMT
You live in Cheshire! -Ralph Yes. And Manchester. |
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Post by Pinwig on May 30, 2023 7:51:21 GMT
Yes it is. You could still win. I opened Hot Shot on Sunday and Shrapnel yesterday. Today could be Hauler, could be Road Rocket, could be Scoop (retrieved from the T30 box after getting excited about targetmasters). All you need to do is cut the tape and slide him out... |
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 30, 2023 9:11:42 GMT
Does anyone know if Shockprowl has opened Hauler yet? I don't think you quite grasp the excitement caused by this arrival and the anticipation of a massive about face on your part when you open him.... |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 9:17:36 GMT
I don't think you quite grasp the excitement caused by this arrival and the anticipation of a massive about face on your part when you open him.... My brain doesn't work like that! I don't doubt the mold is nice, but it's completely superfluous to my collection. It does not compute. AND IT'S COLOUR IS TOTALLY OFFENSIVE!!! I buy figures because they're a representation of a character; I am character driven. You guys buy molds in different colours 'cos they look good, I don't do that, it's not what grates my cheese. Plus the entire 'Hauler is a secret Constructicon so therefore must be green' is such a boring concept to me that it makes me... irritable of mood. If others enjoy it as a concept, then that's just capital. But I have no interest. #£@&ING green Hauler... |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 9:27:11 GMT
I have a Big Green Shit in a box in my house somewhere and I don't know what to do with it.
I don't think it'll flush.
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 30, 2023 9:34:13 GMT
you could always open it?
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Post by Pinwig on May 30, 2023 9:57:15 GMT
*looks at his still sealed Hauler*
*thinks, I could beat Shockprowl to opening this and win the greatest race EVER*
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Post by Benn on May 30, 2023 9:58:30 GMT
Certainly it would be a greater victory than he's managed with us at chess.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 30, 2023 10:17:39 GMT
*looks at his still sealed Hauler* *thinks, I could beat Shockprowl to opening this and win the greatest race EVER* You’re going to beat the Russians and be the first man on the Moon? Awesome! Martin |
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Post by Pinwig on May 30, 2023 11:56:54 GMT
I reckon that would be child's play compared to getting him to open this blinking toy.
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 30, 2023 12:04:09 GMT
We'll never know now if he got that Prowl as part of the randomly inserted bonus toy offer that everyone knows about.
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Post by Pinwig on May 30, 2023 12:25:22 GMT
Victory is at ha-  Ooh, hang on. I'd forgotten that diddly Rumble was behind the box. Maybe I'll go for him today instead... ...or maybe not... |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 30, 2023 13:29:27 GMT
Hang on, hang on! That's not a green Transformer called Hauler. That's a green Transformer called Road Hauler! What's wrong with Road Hauler being green? Unlike Hauler, Road Hauler was never in the cartoon. Nobody ever said the Micromaster known as Big Hauler was the same character as Hauler. tfwiki.net/wiki/Big_HaulerAlso, the Micromaster Roller Force isn't Roller. Martin |
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Post by Pinwig on May 30, 2023 14:01:09 GMT
Well now, there's a can of worms not only opened but spread liberally across the table.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 30, 2023 14:04:37 GMT
I want to know what objection our friend has to a character called Road Hauler being green.
Martin
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Post by Toph on May 30, 2023 16:23:01 GMT
Road Hauler FTW!
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Post by Pinwig on May 30, 2023 18:18:47 GMT
Does this mean he hauls roads?
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Post by Toph on May 30, 2023 18:28:40 GMT
They gotta get them roads out there somehow
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 30, 2023 18:40:20 GMT
Maybe Road Hauler has a train brother called Rail Hauler, and a barge brother called Canal Hauler. And maybe Big Hauler has an even littler brother called Small Hauler. (Smauler?)
Martin
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Post by Benn on May 30, 2023 20:18:32 GMT
Does Big Hauler look at Hauler and call him Bigger Hauler?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 21:36:34 GMT
Hang on, hang on! That's not a green Transformer called Hauler. That's a green Transformer called Road Hauler! What's wrong with Road Hauler being green? Unlike Hauler, Road Hauler was never in the cartoon. Nobody ever said the Micromaster known as Big Hauler was the same character as Hauler. tfwiki.net/wiki/Big_HaulerAlso, the Micromaster Roller Force isn't Roller. Martin Ok, this is helping... |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 21:39:17 GMT
I want to know what objection our friend has to a character called Road Hauler being green. Martin Who the heck's Roadhauler?!?! NEVER HEARD OF HIM! |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 21:39:44 GMT
Does Big Hauler look at Hauler and call him Bigger Hauler? Probably! |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 21:44:23 GMT
Does this mean he hauls roads? Stop talking nonsense and sit still, Darling! No no no! You're not getting this elevator; you can wait for the next one! |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 21:56:39 GMT
Hang on- why the actual heck does 'this' have its own thread?
IN THIS AGE OF THREAD MERGING?!?!?!
WWWHHH????!!!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 30, 2023 22:13:04 GMT
Cos it was taking up a lot of space and diverting attention in the other threads it was in so, IMO, it deserved it own thread. 5 pages of posts from other threads does tend to back up the opinion I came to.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 30, 2023 22:17:56 GMT
"Diverting attention"?!?!?! Oh, jeeez, I'm soooooooo sorry! Spanky spanky SPANKY!!!!
FIVE PAGES OF MADNESS???!!!!
...just as you intended it, puppetmaster...
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Post by Pinwig on May 31, 2023 7:32:02 GMT
There, there. Just open the toy and all this will go away. It'll be alright.
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Post by Benn on May 31, 2023 8:52:37 GMT
Yeah, you have very much done this to yourself.
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