The Midnight Slug

[The Doctor]

Long an enemy of ours, it appears on or near the cooker. I chucked the bastard out last night twice!

It usually appears at midnight. I have now put some copper tape down to trap the beast.

It has pals who like to fuck about at night behind the telly. Copper will fuck them up too.

Slugs are pish. They're just failed snails!!!

-Ralph

[Fortmax2020]

Mrs M found one in the kitchen sink plughole this morning. She may have screamed.

We have quite a plague of them at times during the summer in the kitchen and lounge. Another advantage of redoing the kitchen extension will be plugging the holes they keep creeping in through. I put salt down in strategic locations to discourage them.

[The Doctor]

Salt! I had not thought of that.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

They are the Fendahl!

[Shockprowl]

Gastropods are the enemy.