Week 11 - 2008 - RHYMING WEEK!

[Grand Moff Muffin]

It makes its return
If you want to take part
Or else simply gurn
And eat a jam tart.

I hereby resolve
Speaking for myself
To fully involve
Like a mischievous elf.

Every post I make this week.
Will be in a form of rhyming speak.

Martin

[Philip Ayres]

Oh no, not again.

[legios]

As the world on its axis doth turn
So rhyming week again takes turn

I am not partake all of the time
but no doubt some times my posts will rhyme.

Karl

[The Doctor]

I warm up the ryhming engine,
I shall not be whingin'.

-Ralph

[Hero]

I don't think I have for this thread the brainpower or the Tools
but I hope that everybody else has a week 11 that certainly RULES.

===KEN

[Gav]

I have got all next week off
And now that i have lost my cough
I can sing on Tuesday, and record our song
Which I'll post here - Is that so wrong?

[The Doctor]

That would be good,
Especially if lewd.

-Ralph

[Hero]

*mic check* *mic check yo!*

It was Sunday afternoon and my uni work was buzzin
The situation stank and reaked like Pat Lee's twin cousin.

But I just know I can't give up or throw the fight
I gotta be smart like McV and get the work done right.

*Lemmie see your hands in the air yo!*

So the hours were spent typing away and was tense
When the work started making lots more sense

The work assignment was finally done and ready to hand in
Cos I spend the time studying and made a good landing.

The uni battle was won for this very Sunday YAY!
I say thanks for the support from my homies at TeeMyouKAY.

*mic gets snatched away*

Thankyou! *bows*

[Grand Moff Muffin]

I pause still clad half in pyjama
To bestow upon Ken some much-deserved karma.

Martin

[Bogatan]

Third Monday off sick.
I'm off to go see Dr. Crick.
Wish I wasnt wasting all his time.
Yay! I found words that rhyme.

Andy

[The Doctor]

Will be working this afternoon,
Hopefully I will not be a loon!
I will be your therapist for today,
I will try hard to be ok!

-Ralph

[Mark_Stevenson]

I'm having a rather stressful day
Caused by events happening far away
Consternation about plant pots and forklifts
I'm about ready to leap from a cliff
O come 5.30, to home, to bed
And tomorrow night, I'm off to see the Futureheads!

Mx

[duffism1981]

Yay its the time of the year when we all get to rhyme,
All day I have comfort ate, is that a crime?
Been unmotivated all day things on internet I have read,
I wonder why I bothered to get out of bed.

I hate being in a rut its not fair,
At least I am not bald and have my own hair,
Why is life so crap and complex?
The highlight of my day will be watching Destination X.

[Andy Turnbull]

I too shall venture all comments in verse,
I shall do my best to avoid being terse,
I have not practiced my skillz in rhyme,
Since this time last year, what did I do with the time?
I should have practised so my rhymes would be effective,
As of now they are functional and leave me dejected.

Andy

[Deleted]

Today I came into work,
To find I had been such a berk.
I'd left my keys at home,
All I had was a comb,
And I've ran out out of words to rhyme with work.

[The Doctor]

I have a residential course Wednesday to Friday,
For it I have a hell of a lot to pay.
But today I have woken up with the lurgee,
This does not fill me with ******* glee.
Timing could not have been worse,
I feel I am under some kind of curse.
This evening will be spent wrapped up in bed,
After of course making sure I am fed.
Alas I have to work this pm,
For clients I hope I am ok for them.
Ugh!
Waugh!

-Ralph

[Gav]

Went to band practice just last night
Had a few beers, now feel like shite
Sleeping on my mates wee couch
Has left me something like a grouch
And I've got recording to do tonight
I hope my voice hold outs alright

[mewshkin]

My week's been cack
I've knackered me back
Was my intention
To see Grandmothers Of Invention
(if I were a better rapper,
I'd have a sweeter rhyme for Zappa)
But felt like a grandma myself
Gotta find a physio on the national health.

[The Doctor]

Ye Gods I feel like shite,
I wouldn't have the energy to fly a kite.
If I don't feel well tomorrow I will be bothered in the Id,
This bloody residential costs a buttock-clenching 160 quid.

-Ralph

[duffism1981]

Today has once again been crap,
I am very much an unmotivated sap,
Depression and having no hope isn't fun,
I haven't watched a show in weeks where a robot turns into a gun.

Really need to into town to get stuff,
When does life improve as I have had enough,
I haven't left the house in days,
I really need a job that pays.

[Grand Moff Muffin]

Whilst agreeing with what's been said
On the latest "Have Your Say" thread
It's not every country's folk
Who when life's no joke
And the week's been crap
And you feel like a leaking tap,
Rhymes its frustration!
Makes me proud of the nation.
What other place, fore or aft
Would mix seriousness with something so daft?

You're all in my prayers
Gah! I've fallen downstairs!

Martin

PS Not really.

[The Doctor]

Why will my nose not stop running?
To stop it I have tried much cunning!
But alas it has been to no avail,
Maybe I should get on a boat and have a sail.

-Ralph

[Grand Moff Muffin]

A quiche is in the oven and it's starting to smell good.
I must do the spuds and gravy next, and stuffing, that's my food.

If I start now and do as best I can
It should all be ready in time for Batman.

Martin

[legios]

For my own tea I had parsley in sauce,
to go with my potatos and bacon of course.
Now I have in hand a cup of peppermint tea
which warms and brings comfort to me.

A long and weary week it is starting to feel
into my free time work has begun to steal.
But for many reason I will not lose heart
a weekend in Cardiff nears for a start!

Karl

[kayevcee]

I have spent approximately 12 hours on my project report today. Everything I thought was nearly finished turned out not to be, but now I appear to be on the home straight. Brain not capable of rhyming. Damn you McV.

-Nick

[Gav]

As i stepped into my abode
I noticed RiD Prime in his Super Mode
Posed for battle on the couch
For reasons that i cannot vouch

I'll need to ask the missus, about this OUTRAGE

[Grand Moff Muffin]

I awoke on Monday, the winds held sway.
Part of my back fence had come away.

Hip, hip, harrup,
I nailed it back up.
Bum, bum, bum,
I hammered my thumb.
Windy last night,
But fences all right.
Weather heading north.
Think before you sally forth.

Thumb still scarred but could be worse.
This concludes my Wednesday verse.

Martin

[The Doctor]

Did not make it to residential today,
I do not at all feel ok.
Legs feel like sticks of piss,
This is somewhat amiss.
Worried about getting into bother with Uni now,
But my immune system has taken a kapow.
Twas a mandatory part of the course,
But amongst other things I am somewhat hoarse.
If I get a warning about attendance,
I shall respond with a silly dance.
It is just sods law as they say,
To cheer myself perhaps a DVD I shall play.

-Ralph

[Gav]

So i went to the studio there, last night
And my voice was still hurting and sounding shite
But i recorded the song, and now it's uploaded
With the hopes that it'll be much applauded
So please listen, and add us - to form an alliance
The address is - www.bebo.com/bastardsofscience


Pssst...new song is Shark Attack 3 - the greatest love ballad of all time.

[The Doctor]

A heartfelt ballad that was,
I must give much applause.

-Ralph