Week 11 - 2008 - RHYMING WEEK!

[Cullen]

It's rhyming week!
I had noticed not,
Well spank my bott.

Now I speak,
Before the mind does rot,
And shrinks to a dot.

This day I have been weak,
Scones I've had, quite a lot,
With cream in a clot.

[Shockprowl]

Oh blimey, rhymes! I am not ready!
Trying to think of them makes me unsteady
Here on a mid rest-day visit, 'tis rare
At my parent's house, their PC I doth share
Alongside me my Piglet doth complain
She wants to go for walk down the lane
I tell her I will be just minute
These children of ours are demanding, init?

(best I could do without preperation. Hmm, prob best I'll do prep or no. Hope everyone ok!)

Ian

[Shockprowl]

(Just though of another..)

Excited I am 'bout an ordered Magmatron
If Mrs Shockprowl finds out she will be gone!
Don't worry I'll subdue her with my lovin' eyes
And some flowers, some jewellery and a coupla pies


(actually it was that good, was it...)

[The Doctor]

My nose is a constant drip,
I'd rather eat a parsnip.
Neither can I get any kip,
This state of affairs gives me the gyp.

-Ralph

[kayevcee]

There's an ad at the top of the screen generating f***ing pop-ups! Firefox doesn't/can't block them! GAAAAAH!

-Nick

[The Doctor]

I see no pop-ups,
Nor any lollipops.
Perhaps Nick is cursed,
His lips must be pursed.

-Ralph

[Shockprowl]

A fine coupla days I've had looking after Piglets
Back to work today, I'd rather eat gibblets
Everyones rhyming is wonderous to be sure
If you show it to some girls it might be a lure
Hope everyone's week is/has been ok
Magmatron shouldn't be long comming, hip hip hurray
Got a meeting today re rota lines
Gunna have to listen to lots of whinnes
Rather be at home squeezing Piglet's fat bits
And whilst I'm at it squeezing Mrs Shockprowl's...


...legs.


Ian

[The Doctor]

The space lurgy is lifting,
Though my ass keps rifting.
Week has been a write-off,
I still have a nasty cough.

-Ralph

[Gav]

I just got a phone call
From my optician which destroyed all...
Of my hopes and dreams
Because it seems
That i had booked an appointment
What a disappointment
Tomorrow i will miss John Barrowman's book signing
Which leaves me here, whining.

[legios]

The week at work is has been very bad
We've been understaffed and that makes me sad

Too few people makes things very hectic
and although I've done much work I haven't yet checked it.

The weekend is on us which gives me good cheer
a can's in the fridge mayhap I'll have a beer.

Karl

[The Doctor]

I just had a Mars egg,
Thankfully not a bootleg.
I do like a bit of chocolate,
Which I will not share with an Abbot.

-Ralph

[Grand Moff Muffin]

I thought that said adbot the first time I read.
The adbot likes chocolate? But 'twas not what you said.

I'm off to my folks for a night or so,
So to rhyming week now 'goodbye!' I must go.

Thanks to all those who chose to join in,
Not as many as last year but enough to call a win.

Now I must log off, you see,
To go and get some training from the RSPB.

(Peregrine falcons to return to City Hall,
Apparently, and so I once more answer the volunteer call.)

Martin

[Philip Ayres]

Please let the rhyming be over soon

[The Doctor]

Ryhming week continues until midnight on Sunday,
It cannot stop before then even if you pray.
Though it may feel like it shall never end,
And drive you round the bend.

-Ralph

[Deleted]

I came into work and lost face,
Because I broke a machinery part that costs a fortune to replace.
I'm hoping the gaffers won't give me a warning,
but I will find out on Monday morning.

[Shockprowl]

In am I for a long night shift
We're a crew down tonight, so I am mift
Only one Ambo to deal with the drunks
Making sure they don't breath in they're vomited chunks

[Fortmax2020]

A pox be upon this fabled rhyming week!
For my emails it has been shown to tweak.

Although it bought me much mirth
It spread out far beyond its worth

And crept into emails to interesting young ladies
Who are most definitely not from the pits of Hades

Now my mental state is in question
And of the email itself we best not mention!

[The Doctor]

Less than 12 hours to go,
And still the ryhmes do not slow!
Though the end is nigh,
Let us ryhme to the sky!

-Ralph

[Gav]

This week has been rough
It can't end soon enough
Next week I'll have more luck
Now the rhyming's ending - thank fuck.

[The Doctor]

Week has been a write-off due to crap health,
Also doesn't help not having much wealth.
But I may have overdosed on episodes of Doctor Who,
Everywhere I look I see things that make me go "Boo!"

-Ralph

[legios]

Rhyming week is near to its end
towards the end of sunday we wend
the rhymes you fear will no longer be hear
except, so I hope, at this time next year.


Karl

[Shockprowl]

As rhyming week draws to a close
I must say well done to all of those
Who all their posts to rhyme they made
These genious folkes deserve to get laid

[The Doctor]

I am sad that it is over,
Perhaps they still do it in Dover.

-Ralph

[Deleted]

I think a general rhyming thread is in order on the Hub because Ralph can't seem to get over it.

[The Doctor]

The lure of the rhymes still grips me,
Even when I need a wee.
It always helps to keep me calm,
Even when I lose my chapped lips balm.

-Ralph